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I think my problem with Black Panther was one of expectations. It was far from the worst Marvel movie, and if I'd went into it expecting another Meteor Man I probably would've been blown away by its adequacy. But I went into it expecting another Thor Ragnarok, which is my favourite Marvel movie (of the ones I've seen, I'm only up to Black Panther) because it wasn't your typical superhero movie, it was more like Flight of the Conchords presents The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. What kind of crazy idiosyncratic afrofuturistic action-comedy was I in for this time? Oh, it's just Batman again, but he's talking at 3/4 speed.
My other favourites so far have been Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and Iron Man 3, both of which seemed to sidestep the Marvel movie problem of jokes feeling like obligatory punctuation in scenes that aren't themselves intrinsically funny. Like Thor Ragnarok, I believe they accomplished this by being intrinsically funny, which I understand is not what all superhero movies are going for. Some of them just want to show grown men playing Power Rangers in front of a greenscreen for upwards of fifty minutes at a time, and that's okay too. |
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Black Panther by Mischief Maker 09/30/2018, 12:05pm PDT 
Re: Black Panther by Oh 09/30/2018, 12:46pm PDT 
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Wasn't indie enough and Wakanda is basically the Nation of Islam, 1/10 NT by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 6:50pm PDT 
Typical Edomite NT by I'm also a lawyer 11/03/2018, 5:04am PDT 
Where are your reviews, bitch? NT by Mischief Maker 11/03/2018, 9:19am PDT 
Caltrops was always about reviewing reviewers. How did you not understand the NT by persistent meta? 11/03/2018, 9:26am PDT 
The meta is someone else already made that joke earlier, Carlos Mencia. NT by Mischief Maker 11/03/2018, 9:37am PDT 
hey jewcanoe shouldn't you be staying off the internet on shabbos? NT by or are you as Jewish as I am Irish? 11/03/2018, 9:43am PDT 
Imagine if you put half the effort into reviews that you do into making excuses. NT by Mischief Maker 11/03/2018, 11:13am PDT 
Hey, hoodlum! Why don't you go buy your furniture from a catalog! NT by Rabbi Goldfarb 11/03/2018, 2:26pm PDT 
I must have missed it in all the NT by pilpul. 11/03/2018, 9:45am PDT 
Re: Where are your reviews, bitch? by Mischief Maker 11/07/2018, 12:49pm PST 
Disagree by Brody Wilder 03/14/2020, 10:38am PDT 
To put that old comment in context... by Mischief Maker 03/14/2020, 11:35am PDT 
I'd watch more black superhero movies, so I'm glad BP proved their viability. by Brody Wilder 03/14/2020, 4:50pm PDT 
I just saw Infinity War. So amazing, I can hardly believe it exists. (SPOILERS) by Brody Wilder 03/15/2020, 6:04pm PDT 
(Comic book guy voice) Wakanda is Marvel Movie universe CANON now by blackwater 03/16/2020, 12:03am PDT 
Klaw not in the red and purple spandex is a motion picture misstep by Comic Book Guy voice 03/16/2020, 7:59pm PDT 
The Thing is the best. Avengers: Endgame is pretty good, too. (SPOILERS) by Brody Wilder 03/18/2020, 12:55pm PDT 
Yeah, Thanos' goals were really stupid in that movie by blackwater 04/09/2020, 11:45pm PDT 
Bernie Sanders lost because of NIGGERS NT by Mysterio 04/10/2020, 3:19am PDT 
Making that exact same post again? Was it everything you hoped for this time? NT by MM 04/10/2020, 5:18am PDT 
Blax just won't vote for a "woody allen looking motherfucker", srry NT by Mysterio 04/10/2020, 7:10am PDT 
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