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January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”
February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”
February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”
February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”
February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”
February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”
February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”
February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”
February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”
Febuary 28: “This is their new hoax.”
March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”
March 2: “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”
March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.”
March 5: “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”
March 5: “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!”
March 6: “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.”
March 6: Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.”
March 6: “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”
March 6: “I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.”
March 7: “We’ll hold tremendous rallies...I’m not concerned at all.”
March 8: “We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on coronavirus.”
March 9: “This blindsided the world.”
March 9: So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that! (from a tweet)
March 10: "Over a million tests have been distributed," Pence said, and "before the end of this week, another 4 million tests will be distributed." (Obviously not a trump quote, but it's to illustrate how ridiculous they've been)
March 10: "Our CoronaVirus Team has been doing a great job. Even Democrat governors have been VERY complimentary!"
March 11: "I am fully prepared to use the full power of the Federal Government to deal with our current challenge of the CoronaVirus!"
March 12: "108 countries are dealing with the CoronaVirus problem, some of which we are helping!"
March 13: "To this point, and because we have had a very strong border policy, we have had 40 deaths related to CoronaVirus. If we had weak or open borders, that number would be many times higher!"
March 13: "Today I am declaring a national emergency. Two very big words."
March 13. "No, I don't take responsibility at all. Because we were given a set of circumstances, given rules, regulations, and specifications from a different time. It wasn't meant for this kind of an event, with the kind of numbers that we are talking about."
March 13. "We have very strong emergency powers under the Stafford Act ... I have it memorized, practically, as to the powers in that act. And if I need to do something, I'll do it. I have the right to do a lot of things that people don't even know about."
March 15: “This is a very contagious virus. It’s incredible. But it’s something we have tremendous control over.”
March 16: “We’re going to win. And I think we’re going to win faster than people think — I hope. On a scale from 1-10, I rate my response as a 10.”
March 17: So, number one, nothing was offered. Number two, it was a bad test. Otherwise, it was wonderful. Listen, thank you very much. (reference to the who test)
March 17: “I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic. People are dying who never died before.”
March 19: “The federal government's not supposed to be out there buying vast amounts of items and then shipping,"
March 19: “Governors are suppose to do a lot of this work. We’re not a shipping clerk.”
March 19: "Well, we do like you going out, seeing what you can get if you can get it faster, and prices always a component of that also, And maybe that's why you lost to the feds, I'll tell you that's probably why."
(after the governor of Massachusetts points out that trump is outbidding his state)
March 21: "I have to tell you, the throwing away of the masks, being in private business, the throwing away of the mask right away, they're throwing it away,"
March 21: "We have very good liquids for doing this, sanitizing the masks, and that that's something they're starting to do more and more. They're sanitizing the masks."
March 24: : "I do… we are doing very well with almost all the governors… [but] it’s a two-way street, they have to treat us well also."
March 24: "The Defense Production Act is in full force, but haven't had to use it because no one has said NO! Millions of masks coming as back up to States."
March 24: Ultimately, the goal is to ease the guidelines and open things up to very large sections of our country as we near the end of our historic battle with the invisible enemy. Been going for a while, but we’ll win. We’ll win.
March 25: “You’re going to have suicides by the thousands” “People get tremendous anxiety and depression, and you have suicides over things like this when you have terrible economies. You have death. Probably and — I mean, definitely — would be in far greater numbers than the numbers that we’re talking about with regard to the virus.”
March 26: "I don't believe you need 40,000 or 30,000 ventilators. You know, you go into major hospitals sometimes, they'll have two ventilators. And now all of a sudden they're saying can we order 30,000 ventilators?"
March 27: As usual with “this” General Motors, things just never seem to work out. They said they were going to give us 40,000 much needed Ventilators, “very quickly”. Now they are saying it will only be 6000, in late April, and they want top dollar. Always a mess with Mary B. Invoke “P”.
March 27: General Motors MUST immediately open their stupidly abandoned Lordstown plant in Ohio, or some other plant, and START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!! @GeneralMotors @Ford
March 27: Mike Pence. I mean, Mike Pence, I don’t think he sleeps anymore. These are people that should be appreciated. He calls all the governors. I tell him — I mean, I’m a different type of person — I say, 'Mike, don’t call the governor of Washington. You are wasting your time with him. Don’t call the woman in Michigan.' It doesn’t make any difference what happens.
March 27: I love Michigan, one of the reasons we are doing such a GREAT job for them during this horrible Pandemic. Yet your Governor, Gretchen “Half” Whitmer is way in over her head, she doesn’t have a clue. Likes blaming everyone for her own ineptitude! #MAGA (from a tweet)
March 27: You call it a germ, you can call it a flu, you can call it a virus. You know, you can call it many different names. I'm not sure anybody even knows what it is, but the children do very well.
March 29: Because the “Ratings” of my News Conferences etc. are so high, “Bachelor finale, Monday Night Football type numbers” according to the @nytimes , the Lamestream Media is going CRAZY. “Trump is reaching too many people, we must stop him.” said one lunatic. See you at 5:00 P.M.! (from twitter)
March 29: “President Trump is a ratings hit. Since reviving the daily White House briefing Mr. Trump and his coronavirus updates have attracted an average audience of 8.5 million on cable news, roughly the viewership of the season finale of ‘The Bachelor.’ Numbers are continuing to rise... (from twitter)
March 29: ...On Monday, nearly 12.2 million people watched Mr. Trump’s briefing on CNN, Fox News and MSNBC, according to Nielsen — ‘Monday Night Football’ numbers. Millions more are watching on ABC, CBS, NBC and online streaming sites, and the audience is expanding. On Monday, Fox News... (from twitter)
March 29: ...alone attracted 6.2 million viewers for the president’s briefing — an astounding number for a 6 p.m. cable broadcast, more akin to the viewership for a popular prime-time sitcom...
March 29: "We have some healthcare workers, some hospitals ... hoarding equipment including ventilators,"
March 29: "We have to release those ventilators -- especially hospitals that are never going to use them." |
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Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? NT by Horus Truthteller 02/28/2020, 10:51am PST 
My brother and his wife got some water and long shelf life things by laudablepuss 02/28/2020, 11:09am PST
I bought some extra food by Soon to be a Quarantined Mysterio 02/28/2020, 8:50pm PST
MEAT N EGGS NT by Geryk 02/28/2020, 1:08pm PST
Same here by Jack Bauer 02/29/2020, 3:28am PST
Eating fewer cheeseburgers by Vested Id 02/28/2020, 9:13pm PST
gruman NT by gruman 02/29/2020, 12:53am PST
I have to because of the lying stooge in charge. by Fuck 03/09/2020, 7:26pm PDT
Seth Myers clip? NT by A new low 03/09/2020, 7:30pm PDT
Ah yes by Fuck 03/10/2020, 4:41am PDT
It will be a PLEASURE watching boomers die of covid by Not even kidding 03/10/2020, 5:30am PDT
Re: Ah yes by Piece of Hu-mon Poop 03/10/2020, 12:28pm PDT
Are you mocking me? NT by Not even kidding 03/10/2020, 12:58pm PDT
I'm providing honesty by Piece of Hu-mon Poop 03/10/2020, 1:35pm PDT
Anyway, what was your prep? by Piece of Hu-mon Poop 03/10/2020, 2:26pm PDT
Spent 100 at Sam's. My pantry looks like Jerry's NT by Tunatunatunatunatunatuna 03/09/2020, 9:25pm PDT
I watched Deadly Outbreak (1995, direct to video) by Brody Wilder 03/10/2020, 1:45pm PDT
Do you guys know people can die from the flu? by Not even kidding 03/10/2020, 2:32pm PDT
Lost six grand in a day off my 401k thanks to that chonky retard by the way by too scared to say 03/11/2020, 10:53am PDT
Grin and bear it, gonna get worse NT by Vested Id 03/11/2020, 1:10pm PDT
Re: Lost six grand in a day off my 401k thanks to that chonky retard by the way by Horus Truthteller 03/11/2020, 3:04pm PDT
That's the optimistic view by Mysterio's Quarantined Bonds 03/11/2020, 8:44pm PDT
You're all quarantined NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 03/11/2020, 8:06pm PDT
NBA games suspended NT by Horus Truthteller 03/12/2020, 5:39am PDT
Posting from the hospital by laudablepuss 03/13/2020, 11:39am PDT
Re: Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? by Roop 03/15/2020, 4:57am PDT
Rack the Shotty, Burn the Body NT by Zombies Ate My Neighbourhood 03/15/2020, 11:39am PDT
Re: Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? by laudablepuss 03/17/2020, 3:01pm PDT
Janeway stabs a virus by Janeway stabs a virus 03/18/2020, 9:54pm PDT
Re: Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? by Timeline 03/18/2020, 7:09pm PDT
You're supposed to share this in the form of a thrice-compressed jpeg NT by Vested Id 03/18/2020, 10:12pm PDT
I see a glaring absense of Oct, Nov, Dec... by Mysterio (in Full PPE) 03/18/2020, 10:56pm PDT
We agree that Trump's response to the virus in October 2019 was pretty good. NT by fucking moron 03/19/2020, 10:01am PDT
The point cruising at 75000ft, Xi by Dr. Ted 03/19/2020, 10:52am PDT
I know it hurts by fucking moron 03/19/2020, 10:00am PDT
Wow thanks NT by Vested Id 03/19/2020, 10:30am PDT
Do you guys feel the virus snuck up on us? by Left-Leaning Bozo (but I own it) 03/19/2020, 10:47am PDT
We could have had a little more time by Mobile Incineration Crew 03/19/2020, 11:02am PDT
How can I make this about myself? NT by Elon Musk 03/20/2020, 6:12am PDT
Harvey Weinstein tested positive. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/23/2020, 6:43am PDT
Keff, keff, I got the MeChoo NT by Vested Id 03/24/2020, 12:09pm PDT
Back to work. Grandma had a good run. NT by it's time to let the boomers go 03/24/2020, 11:46am PDT
I have had a SHTF bag for years. Here are some useful tips I learned from this by IPB 03/24/2020, 6:52pm PDT
Re: Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? by Vidinfox 03/31/2020, 6:47am PDT
Making it about themselves. Man. NT by Jack Bauer 03/31/2020, 8:35am PDT
Fucking GameStop says they are essential by laudablepuss 03/31/2020, 5:09pm PDT
https://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=200392 NT by Friendly local webslinger 03/31/2020, 5:14pm PDT
Well, that was 12 days ago. They are still awful. by laudablepuss 03/31/2020, 5:39pm PDT
Got some good ones today. by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 12:00pm PDT
He never said the virus was a hoax by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 12:44pm PDT
Yes, you even quoted it by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 1:38pm PDT
Don't bother, he's the dumb cunt that thinks that Ukraine interfered NT by he's worthless 04/02/2020, 1:49pm PDT
>Enhance quote by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 2:54pm PDT
Re: >Enhance quote by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 3:39pm PDT
Re: >Enhance quote by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 4:18pm PDT
Re: >Enhance quote by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 5:16pm PDT
Gotta bring out the timeline again. by Vidinfox 04/02/2020, 3:44pm PDT
Nice GIF NT by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 4:16pm PDT
Re: He never said the virus was a hoax by laudablepuss 04/02/2020, 4:35pm PDT
Re: He never said the virus was a hoax by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 5:21pm PDT
Trump said the virus was a hoax by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 5:41pm PDT
Re: Trump said the virus was a hoax by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 6:17pm PDT
Re: Trump said the virus was a hoax by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 6:40pm PDT
Re: Trump said the virus was a hoax by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 9:08pm PDT
Re: Trump said the virus was a hoax by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 9:19pm PDT
Re: Trump said the virus was a hoax by progressive politics 04/02/2020, 9:21pm PDT
By the way, DOCTORS ARE NOW PRESCRIBING AQUARIUM CLEANER TRUMP GOT TO THEM JUST by DON'T LET HIM GET YOU TOO 04/02/2020, 9:13pm PDT
Re: By the way, DOCTORS ARE NOW PRESCRIBING AQUARIUM CLEANER TRUMP GOT TO THEM by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 9:23pm PDT
If you cast your eyes skyward you might catch the point that was being made by you moron 04/02/2020, 9:26pm PDT
CAST OUR EYES SKYWARD by WHAAAA 04/02/2020, 9:29pm PDT
ahahahaahaha by fucking moron 04/02/2020, 9:31pm PDT
Re: By the way, DOCTORS ARE NOW PRESCRIBING AQUARIUM CLEANER TRUMP GOT TO THEM by Eury 04/02/2020, 9:26pm PDT
Good lord, I even included a comment below the tweet to help you by DON'T LET HIM GET YOU TO 04/02/2020, 9:36pm PDT
It's Mysterio VS Mysterio by Cretinous Reprobate 04/02/2020, 6:45pm PDT
Re: It's Mysterio VS Mysterio by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 7:05pm PDT
Sorry, kid, I'm not Wuhan NT by Cretinous Reprobate 04/03/2020, 3:43pm PDT
Watching the racists blame China has been enlightening. by Mysterio 04/04/2020, 12:25am PDT
What the world needs now, is investigations sweet investigations NT by An insufferable hack who cried wolf 04/04/2020, 10:37am PDT
"Kushner is the best man for the job in this crisis" - belief held by actual Rep by ublicans no seriously this is what 04/04/2020, 2:07pm PDT
Repubs love the Kush, just search Twitter for "Ann Coulter" "Kushner" NT by Vested Id 04/04/2020, 2:47pm PDT
Re: Repubs love the Kush, just search Twitter for "Ann Coulter" "Kushner" by The previous guy 04/04/2020, 2:51pm PDT
Re: Repubs love the Kush, just search Twitter for "Ann Coulter" "Kushner" by Vested Id 04/04/2020, 3:22pm PDT
Thank you NT by The previous guy 04/04/2020, 3:23pm PDT
"Biden is the best man for the job in this crisis" - belief held by actual Democ NT by rats no seriously this is what they 04/04/2020, 3:06pm PDT
Re: "Biden is the best man for the job in this crisis" - belief held by actual D by The previous guy 04/04/2020, 3:13pm PDT
I had not heard about ARod. Jesus Christ NT by fucking moron 04/04/2020, 3:22pm PDT
It's real too, I'll bet NT by Vested Id 04/04/2020, 3:26pm PDT
Multiple sources said it happened, man by just saying 04/04/2020, 3:44pm PDT
One link is enough NT by Vested Id 04/04/2020, 3:49pm PDT
"Would have"? by Cretinous Reprobate 04/04/2020, 4:12pm PDT
Re: "Would have"? by The previous guy 04/04/2020, 4:22pm PDT
Too bad you can't call RNA nazi ;) by Cretinous Reprobate 04/04/2020, 7:05pm PDT
Re: Too bad you can't call RNA nazi ;) by fucking moron 04/04/2020, 10:24pm PDT
"Trump lies, nobody believes him." by VESTED ID SAID THIS!!!!!!!!! 04/02/2020, 6:58pm PDT
Who is delusional by Roop 04/02/2020, 7:27pm PDT
Re: Who is delusional by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 7:45pm PDT
Maybe you guys should nominate Madonna NT by Roop 04/02/2020, 7:56pm PDT
Re: Maybe you guys should nominate Madonna by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 8:09pm PDT
Haha, good NT by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 8:18pm PDT
I squeezed Roops head like a goddamn WATERMELON NT by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 8:41pm PDT
Squeezed? Or crushed? It's very difficult to squeeze a watermelon. NT by Kenji Carter 04/02/2020, 8:44pm PDT
Oh no, I was just amused, you're no Roop by Vested Id 04/02/2020, 10:05pm PDT
"You're dumb" says the guy that believed what they told him about NT by Ukraine 04/02/2020, 10:11pm PDT
Oh calm down you big goof NT by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 10:29pm PDT
Me and Crispin missed the forum faq by a few months, I was always New Guard by Roop 04/02/2020, 8:56pm PDT
Re: Me and Crispin missed the forum faq by a few months, I was always New Guard by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 9:03pm PDT
Re: Me and Crispin missed the forum faq by a few months, I was always New Guard by Geryk 04/02/2020, 9:08pm PDT
You're just used to worshipping at the alter of by progressive politics 04/02/2020, 9:19pm PDT
Re: You're just used to worshipping at the alter of by progressive politics 04/02/2020, 9:24pm PDT
Four years later and you guys still bring up Obama. Holy fucking shit NT by Mysterio 04/02/2020, 9:24pm PDT
I see by your deflection that you're getting desperate by you moron 04/02/2020, 9:30pm PDT
Yeah, you're doing great. Everyone thinks that. NT by Adolph Hitler 04/02/2020, 9:34pm PDT
Well that's not a very gracious way to by admit defeat 04/02/2020, 9:40pm PDT
Re: Well that's not a very gracious way to by DON'T LET HIM GET YOU TO 04/02/2020, 9:43pm PDT
Schools close for a couple of weeks and you’ve already devolved to 4th grade by recess debate team strategy 04/02/2020, 10:33pm PDT
hahahahahaahahahah NT by u r so bad at this 04/02/2020, 10:53pm PDT
Teach me, Oh by Wise One 04/03/2020, 2:11am PDT
Maybe just this once the guys in camo had a point...nah by IPB 04/03/2020, 2:04pm PDT
Yeah, preppers come out on top by Cretinous Reprobate 04/03/2020, 3:41pm PDT
The Gang Gets Wacist NT by Girls season 7 04/03/2020, 4:21pm PDT
What do you guys think of Kusher being in charge of things? NT by Oh 04/03/2020, 8:14pm PDT
I'm sure all the old people we're sacrificing for will return the favor by it's time to let the Boomers go 04/03/2020, 9:44pm PDT
We're taking you down with us by Boomers 04/03/2020, 10:41pm PDT
It would barely surprise me if it turns out Boomers made the virus just for that NT by JC Dento 04/04/2020, 4:17am PDT
Let's all calm down a little. NT by Caltrops Mediator 04/04/2020, 3:55pm PDT
It's a mess but this has turned out to be a pretty good thread by Vested Id 04/04/2020, 3:59pm PDT
You can't use antibiotics on a virus. NT by A Message From Caltrops Cares 04/14/2020, 11:21am PDT
Re: Anyone prepping for the coronavirus? by JPG Man 04/19/2020, 8:29pm PDT
From a hazy memory isn't that basically Shaun of the Dead? NT by The Happiness Engine 04/20/2020, 5:31pm PDT
We're using a trust based system of not eating brains to protect people NT by Sweden 04/21/2020, 10:34am PDT
Jared Polis is. by Mysterio 05/02/2020, 11:59am PDT
Polis discovers federalism by like brawndo for caltrops 05/02/2020, 6:29pm PDT
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