Forum Overview :: Balance of Power

Dating profiles by laudablepuss 07/29/2020, 3:58pm PDT A very good looking girl has a great headline: "TRUMP 2020!!" She has this very interesting perspective: "a tall and built manly man is who I'm most attracted to." It's a step up from "I'm laid back and don't like drama" at least. Coincidentally, a tall and built manly man is who I most wish I resembled. I don't mean to shock anyone, but she also says she doesn't want to date a liberal. I worry about anyone who clicked on her headline thinking otherwise. But she's pretty hot so, boner logic. (For anyone who thinks it's a bit soon for me, and I may be one, GOOD NEWS! Nobody replies to my messages anyway. They all get unread-deleted or, and I wonder if I should be perversely proud of this, they delete their profile.) Today I found one who's actual username is "ThebattleistheLord". Guess what her conversation starter is? That's an optional thing you can fill out. Friend 1: "Anal beads are great!" Friend 2: "I'm fucking crazy!" Both so close. It's actually, "The Glory of God." No prizes. She does also have a glamor picture of herself with the words: "Sometimes following your heart means LOSING YOUR MIND" caps in the picture, I didn't add that. But they were in a flash dance font? Or something? Friend1 remains convinced that she does anal on the first date.

Dating profiles by laudablepuss 07/29/2020, 3:58pm PDT     This is excellent. I'm in your corner on thiis one. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/29/2020, 5:42pm PDT         Pretending to be a Chud is the easiest thing. But why would you want to? by Mischief Maker 07/29/2020, 9:18pm PDT     I'm with someone whose politics reflect mine. It's worth it. Good luck tho NT by saltlord 07/29/2020, 10:27pm PDT         ThebattleistheLord though? What does that mean? by laudablepuss 07/30/2020, 3:08am PDT     Can you even do anal anymore? I thought they took out your intestines. by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2020, 5:44am PDT         Serious consideration has to be given to EDC by IPB 07/30/2020, 8:30am PDT             You take off your shirt and there's spare pens clenched tightly between your abs by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2020, 9:06am PDT                 Tell me more about these rich, creamy abs. NT by Ichabod, pen in hand. 07/30/2020, 11:10am PDT     Wishing you the best, sorry NordVPN showed up to terribly Ator Jerry. NT by The Happiness Engine 07/30/2020, 3:07pm PDT