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Can you even do anal anymore? I thought they took out your intestines. by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2020, 5:44am PDT I think it's awesome you're online dating again, I'd never have the courage. What if someone wanted to meet me? My body would probably spontaneously develop COVID symptoms just to get out of it. I've been thinking about upping my game a bit, though. Like maybe buying a lighter so I'd have an excuse to talk to girls who ask me to light their cigarettes. But as soon as I think it I start dreaming up reasons not to do it. For one thing, where would I even put a lighter? I'm already carrying a phone, wallet, duct tape, knife, et cetera. I suppose I wouldn't need the wallet anymore if I spent all my disposable welfare on a disposable lighter. Just picturing the form you have to fill out to start online dating is making me sweat. What do you do for a living? Where did you go to school? What kind of car do you drive? How tall are you? I don't have good answers for any of those questions. What I have are joke answers, but you can't use a joke answer for every question or they'll realize you don't have SOMEthing to hide, you have EVERYthing to hide. The whole process reminds me of emailing Tom Chick to try and get a Quarter to Three account. That situation just got worse and worse. Anyway, you should know there's someone out here who considers you a casanova for getting as far as you have.

Dating profiles by laudablepuss 07/29/2020, 3:58pm PDT     This is excellent. I'm in your corner on thiis one. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/29/2020, 5:42pm PDT         Pretending to be a Chud is the easiest thing. But why would you want to? by Mischief Maker 07/29/2020, 9:18pm PDT     I'm with someone whose politics reflect mine. It's worth it. Good luck tho NT by saltlord 07/29/2020, 10:27pm PDT         ThebattleistheLord though? What does that mean? by laudablepuss 07/30/2020, 3:08am PDT     Can you even do anal anymore? I thought they took out your intestines. by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2020, 5:44am PDT         Serious consideration has to be given to EDC by IPB 07/30/2020, 8:30am PDT             You take off your shirt and there's spare pens clenched tightly between your abs by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2020, 9:06am PDT                 Tell me more about these rich, creamy abs. NT by Ichabod, pen in hand. 07/30/2020, 11:10am PDT     Wishing you the best, sorry NordVPN showed up to terribly Ator Jerry. NT by The Happiness Engine 07/30/2020, 3:07pm PDT