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We canceled our Christmas gathering because the roads were too bad. by Fullofkittens 12/24/2022, 8:05am PST Also my 14yo just asked for games on Epic, which doesn't have gifting, so all I can do is transfer money to his debit card and tell him to buy himself games, and it only just occurred to him (and me) that he has nothing to open tomorrow. Also our dog just bit my wife a couple of minutes ago because she was trying to stop him from eating the stick of butter he stole from her while she was baking. So now she's arguing with the kids about whether we should get rid of him. Are these the kinds of horror stories you were thinking of?

Are all you northerners surviving this bomb-ass cyclone? by E. L. Koba 12/23/2022, 2:11pm PST     More mountains than north, but by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/23/2022, 2:41pm PST         Re: More mountains than north, but by laudablepuss 12/23/2022, 8:45pm PST     It is extremely cold in Maineville, Ohio! by pinback 12/23/2022, 3:20pm PST         Ayup NT by Dickless Gary 12/23/2022, 4:05pm PST     It's so goddamn cold my dog CHOSE to take the shortest path for her walk. NT by Mischief Maker 12/24/2022, 6:01am PST         What is your dog's name again? NT by Horus Truthteller 12/26/2022, 5:49pm PST             Different from my last dog's name. NT by Mischief Maker 12/26/2022, 6:46pm PST     We canceled our Christmas gathering because the roads were too bad. by Fullofkittens 12/24/2022, 8:05am PST         If she reached into dog's mouth: her fault. Otherwise: dog's fault NT by King Solomon 12/26/2022, 12:16am PST     Chicago area. I didn't go out by Entropy Stew 12/26/2022, 12:19am PST         I saw a guy at store with bare feet and sandals. Rubber sandals, staying safe NT by Roop 12/26/2022, 7:29am PST         Productivity slipped. by Chicago 12/26/2022, 10:17am PST             "He'll still be there next week" NT by Practical Incarnation 12/26/2022, 3:24pm PST                 haha NT by THE FARTMASTER 12/27/2022, 11:42am PST     Not too bad in southern New England by CattleHumper 12/26/2022, 8:38am PST     Cheektowaga. I can't even remember what grass looks like. NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 12/28/2022, 6:43am PST