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by Zseni 02/01/2003, 12:44am PST |
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I agree. This guy isn't even reasoning. He just went for a quick emotional charge, and we all know just how reasonable emotionally-hyped people can be.
-Cyrris
What is this, a Choose Your Own Adventure Reply?
"If you think he's sko fuckhead, turn to post 19."
flip flip
"You fidget nervously, but tenaciously reply 'I wouldn't know, I've never met anyone like that.' He seems unconvinced, and the Jewel of Righteousness slips into the icy gulf of his smile. You have lost."
back flip flip
"OMFG he's serious about this: better flip to post 294 quick!"
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"'You're a pre-relic of an age which is yet to come,' you pompously intone. 'If you kept with the times, you would have witnessed the last gasp of rhetoric but it's up to you if you want to just bolt directly towards the future.' He replies with an incoherent muttering regarding Orwell and shuffles away from the buffet table. As he moves away, you can't help but notice the cheese blintzes - your favorite! A luscious bite reveals that you have gnawed on the Jewel of Righteousness, and you have just spent half the party offending the only jeweler you know. You have lost."
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"Oh gawd not this bore again. If you're going to listen to tepid regurgitation, shouldn't it be from someone hot? Put your thong on and turn to post 139!"
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"Hot bodies in a cocktail lair like this are as few and far between as saints in this damned reality. The soul-clarifying loneliness of the balcony cools your fevered brow and a wisp of wind teases looses your dress. Slipping naked amidst the lawn-herbs and willow whips, your only thought is of the abyssal plain of this night room. The whole world is the Jewel of Righteousness, and you inhabit it as freely as anyone. The End." |
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Iraq Crap by Zebco Fuckface 01/31/2003, 5:08pm PST 
Re: Iraq Crap by Mischief Maker 01/31/2003, 5:38pm PST
Re: Iraq Crap by Zebco Fuckface 01/31/2003, 6:22pm PST
Re: Iraq Crap by Zebco Fuckface 01/31/2003, 6:22pm PST
Re: Iraq Crap by Mischief Maker 02/01/2003, 11:24am PST
Re: Iraq Crap by Zebco Fuckface 02/01/2003, 7:28pm PST
Re: Iraq Crap by Zseni 01/31/2003, 7:08pm PST
Re: Iraq Crap by Jhoh Creexul 01/31/2003, 7:44pm PST
Re: Iraq Crap by Cyrris 01/31/2003, 11:41pm PST
Re: Iraq Crap by Zseni 02/01/2003, 12:44am PST
Jesus by Aslaphappyjappywithacrappypappy 02/01/2003, 12:43am PST
You look fast if I look smart. by Zseni 02/01/2003, 12:57am PST
Re: You look fast if I look smart. by Zebco Fuckface 02/01/2003, 4:01am PST
Ka-BOOM! by Mischief Maker 02/01/2003, 10:50am PST
See, this is where you're an idiot by I need clarification 02/01/2003, 10:58pm PST
Re: See, this is where you're an idiot by Zebco Fuckface 02/03/2003, 4:13am PST
On the topic of fantasy.... by Cyrris 01/31/2003, 7:08pm PST
Re: On the topic of fantasy.... by Zebco Fuckface 01/31/2003, 7:36pm PST
Re: On the topic of fantasy.... by Cyrris 01/31/2003, 11:14pm PST
Re: On the topic of fantasy.... by Zebco Fuckface 02/01/2003, 4:02am PST
Re: On the topic of fantasy.... by Cyrris 02/01/2003, 9:05pm PST
Humanitarian invasions are libertarian? Who knew? N/T NT by Zebco Fuckface 02/03/2003, 4:14am PST
Check yourself BEFORE you wreck yourself by Senor Barborito 01/31/2003, 7:42pm PST
Re: Check yourself BEFORE you wreck yourself by Battlefield 1040EZ 01/31/2003, 10:52pm PST
Re: Check yourself BEFORE you wreck yourself by Jhoh Creexul 02/01/2003, 12:15am PST
Am I the only one who missed the flight to Cloud Nine? by Cyrris 01/31/2003, 11:33pm PST
Re: Am I the only one who missed the flight to Cloud Nine? by Zebco Fuckface 02/01/2003, 4:04am PST
Re: Am I the only one who missed the flight to Cloud Nine? by Senor Barborito 02/01/2003, 9:08pm PST
Re: Am I the only one who missed the flight to Cloud Nine? by Cyrris 02/01/2003, 10:01pm PST
Re: Am I the only one who missed the flight to Cloud Nine? by Senor Barborito 02/01/2003, 10:29pm PST
Re: Am I the only one who missed the flight to Cloud Nine? by Cyrris 02/02/2003, 2:44am PST
Sadly Cyrris you were right the first time. Probably the only time BTW by The Viking Portable Library: Hume 02/02/2003, 8:35pm PST
Re: Sadly Cyrris you were right the first time. Probably the only time BTW by Zebco Fuckface 02/03/2003, 4:21am PST
Re: Am I the only one who missed the flight to Cloud Nine? by Zebco Fuckface 02/03/2003, 4:19am PST
Actually you're completely wrong by Senor Barborito 02/03/2003, 8:17am PST
Re: Actually you're completely wrong by Zebco Fuckface 02/04/2003, 2:16pm PST
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