Senor Barborito wrote:

Bill Dungsroman wrote:

I've had a few here and there. I had one where I was hanging with SB and V once. V was hitting on me and SB was explaining that I needed to fracture my consciousness to elevate my state of being, and I was simultaneously in two places at once: listening to him while sitting in front of a computer (as V was whispering suggestive things into my ear) and on the floor in the corner gibbering madly. SORRY V YOU'RE SPOKEN FOR AND THANKS FOR NOTHING BARBIE.

BDR

You've already fractured your consciousness.

You think the Mystery of Cran-Grape forum actually exists?

BZZZT. WRONG ANSWER MAN! *pulls lever and BDR goes plummenting down a bottomless black pit*

--SB