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cNo: a man desperately in need of quality time at intellectualwhores.com by jeep 03/10/2003, 11:31am PST
conflictNo wrote:

I may end up in Africa and I may not. They could certainly use the help, and that's how I'm looking at it. There are 1869 volunteers currently working in Africa, and if they can do it then so can I. I've got the immune system of a bubble boy, inside the bubble, and I hope that can be of some use wherever I go. Maybe it won't, but I'll be getting sick along with everyone else. I'm not blindly idealistic about this, but it's all in the attitude, man. Only 2/3rds of volunteers complete their service (my ex said one girl left the first week) and I've read somewhere that 22 volunteers out of about 15,000-20,000 have died over the past five years, but I like those odds. Plus, if I go to Africa I can buy a cool booney hat and probably walk amongst the majestic giraffe.


Africa. Didn't you see that CNN bit where the gay journalist gets shot over there?

We played that game once in junior high "if you were in a plane that crashed into the woods in northern Maine, what 5 of the following twenty items would you need to get back to civilization?" I always took the gun. I failed for taking the gun but I always took the gun. That's because I've been to Northern Maine and the idiot teacher hadn't.

If I took a .45 to imaginary backwoods Maine, you're taking an HK to Africa. I considered joining the Peace Corps, but I have to admit the first goddamned thing I'd buy when I got there was an AK. Not peaceful enough, I know, but at least I'd survive the first wave of Muslim Extremists rolling out of the mountains...turns out there's an upside to being a sociopath.

/jeep/
...this is simple math, kid. If you live in a city, there's at least a million people near you, 51% of whom are female, half of those are single and possibly legal, and a quarter of those are doable. Just get back on the horse.
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DREAM INTERPRETATION PLZ KTHX by veronica 03/05/2003, 6:24pm PST NEW
    You hate your mother -nt- NT by Entropy Stew 03/05/2003, 6:37pm PST NEW
    Re: DREAM INTERPRETATION PLZ KTHX by laudablepuss 03/05/2003, 6:41pm PST NEW
        WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? by laudablepuss 03/05/2003, 6:42pm PST NEW
            Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? by Zseni 03/05/2003, 7:01pm PST NEW
                I had a dream Mike Tyson punched me in the face... by Chairman Mao 03/05/2003, 7:24pm PST NEW
                    I was floating through an old friend's house last night by Entropy Stew 03/05/2003, 7:44pm PST NEW
                        Re: I was floating through an old friend's house last night by Jhoh Creexul 03/05/2003, 8:15pm PST NEW
                            Not nearly as cool as the one I had a couple nights ago by Entropy Stew 03/05/2003, 8:32pm PST NEW
                                An even better one a couple minutes ago by Entropy Stew 03/06/2003, 1:22pm PST NEW
                                    Re: An even better one a couple minutes ago by Jhoh Creexul 03/06/2003, 8:33pm PST NEW
                        I was floating through your house last night by Bill Dungsroman 03/06/2003, 1:12am PST NEW
                            The shut-in is me by Senor Barborito 03/06/2003, 1:30am PST NEW
                Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? by veronica 03/06/2003, 12:56am PST NEW
                Half dream. Half War & Peace. All E/N. Take that, rules! by conflictNo 03/06/2003, 1:38am PST NEW
                    Why the fuck are you still joining the Peace Corps? by Bill Dungsroman 03/06/2003, 11:40am PST NEW
                        You've got it wrong by Senor Barborito 03/06/2003, 12:01pm PST NEW
                        Let's make this journey together, hand in hand. by conflictNo 03/06/2003, 2:59pm PST NEW
                            That title gave this subthread much-needed gayness by Bill Dungsroman 03/06/2003, 5:41pm PST NEW
                                Um, thankless fuck by Senor Barborito 03/06/2003, 5:53pm PST NEW
                                    Funny you should mention this... by Bill Dungsroman 03/06/2003, 5:56pm PST NEW
                                    Because it needs to be said by Entropy Stew 03/06/2003, 5:58pm PST NEW
                                Count yourself lucky. by creativepig 03/06/2003, 8:17pm PST NEW
                                Speaking of which... by Mischief Maker 03/09/2003, 10:45am PST NEW
                            Anyway, I found you a replacement. Do you live in Texas? by Bill Dungsroman 03/06/2003, 5:58pm PST NEW
                            cNo: a man desperately in need of quality time at intellectualwhores.com by jeep 03/10/2003, 11:31am PST NEW
                                AK-47s go for $8 in the Congo, FYI -nt- NT by Senor Barborito 03/10/2003, 7:32pm PST NEW
            Also by E. L. Yossarian 03/05/2003, 10:33pm PST NEW
                Re: Also by Jhoh Creexul 03/05/2003, 11:27pm PST NEW
                It was my favorite book in high school. The movie sucked NT by Senor Barborito 03/06/2003, 12:13am PST NEW
    pic please -nt- by Ray, of Light 03/05/2003, 6:44pm PST NEW
    Re: DREAM INTERPRETATION PLZ KTHX by GOKU XTREME ^________^ 03/05/2003, 6:50pm PST NEW
    Re: DREAM INTERPRETATION PLZ KTHX by Jhoh Creexul 03/05/2003, 6:59pm PST NEW
        Yes. All two of them. You stud. n/T NT by mrs. johnson 03/05/2003, 9:08pm PST NEW
    Arg I just read this after replying to Stew. ENOW WITH THE CALTROPS DREAMS by Bill Dungsroman 03/06/2003, 1:13am PST NEW
    Re: DREAM INTERPRETATION PLZ KTHX by buki 03/12/2003, 4:04am PST NEW
        Re: DREAM INTERPRETATION PLZ KTHX by Jhoh Creexul SUPER GAYAN 03/12/2003, 8:38am PST NEW
 
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