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I'm surrounded by fucking morons by Entropy Stew 04/03/2003, 12:20pm PST
Fussbett wrote:

So I bring in a new cat toy, and now he's gone. Not only is he gone, but I didn't even get to see the UTTER DESTRUCTION of the Rygar forum that his posts wreaked. Some estimate that there were 20 posts, others say as high as 30 or possibly 31 posts. Like Hans Blix, I'm always one step behind the evidence. Thankfully we can now go back to discussing Rygar IN PEACE AND QUIET.

Denial of service? DENIAL OF SERVICE?! One user manually entering posts is a Denial of Service CRIME in your view? What the fuck is wrong with you? You seriously claim to read Slashdot? A Scandinavian OpenSource programmer should beat you with a rolled up computer printout for saying shit like that. I'm writing a letter of unrecommendation to Citizenship and Immigration Canada immediately.

Thank God. THANK HOLY CHRIST OF WEB FORUMS that I was saved from slogging through spam in the Rygar forum. Instead, I got to read 30 messages ABOUT the ban. Messages about how and when he was banned, about when ES was contacted via batphone, about COUNTER ATTACK plans, and then of course the messages where the decision to ban and delete was defended. Just for added flavour we also got recaps of old favourites like "we don't check IPs" and "we only deleted one Creexul post". But at least I didn't have to read any awful spam! Whew!


Spam is an attack. Spam wastes bandwidth. Spam wastes DB space. Spam wastes everybody's time. Spam ESPECIALLY wastes the admins' time. Spam is not a valid posting technique at ANY FORUM ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET. Spam is not a valid technique in usenet. Spam is hated by your mailbox. This guy came in, spammed, and was banned. He then CAME BACK AGAIN ON A DIFFERENT IP AND BEGAN TO SPAM AGAIN. I can't fucking believe I need to explain this to you. Jesus fucking christ, I've got SB on my right screaming "NAPALM THEIR SCHOOLS" , and you on my left screaming "I SHALL VETO YOUR BAN-NING REZOLUTION, HAUNHH HAUNHHHHHHH!". OH WAIT, DID I FORGET TO MENTION SPAM WASTES BANDWIDTH? IT WASTES BANDWIDTH! GEE, WE HAVE INFINITE RESOURCES IN THAT DEPARTMENT, WHAT WITH DOING 3/4 OF A GIG OF TRAFFIC OFF A HLAF T SPEED DSL ON APRIL 1 ALONE.

Sometimes, Senor Barborito, the spotlight will be off of you. You've just got to accept that.


A troll, or at the very least a gross miscalculation of motives.

Posting his phone number? Who gives a shit? WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! One stupid kid takes offense to being called a cocksucker, spends 20 minutes posting messages and you're ready to raid the GameFAQS forums and post his phone number? Now who's getting trolled? God forbid some other board really does raid this site. You'll have a fucking aneurysm.


This is the part where I agree with you.

Finally, the bitching about bandwidth and constantly holding "the server, and thus the site, is MY PROPERTY" line over our heads is gayer than a German worshipping closet homo. Does our forum suck, or does your forum suck? I can't tell.


I'll agree with you about Barb overreacting about post content due to hosting the site - I've had to deal with him doing this several times. In the case of the bandwidth and servers, however, he has every fucking right to defend those from attack.

-/ES/-
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Idiot's entire /24 blackholed. Our first ban! by Senor Barborito 04/02/2003, 2:04pm PST NEW
    Re: Idiot's entire /24 blackholed. Our first ban! by The forum conduct police. 04/02/2003, 2:12pm PST NEW
        Re: Idiot's entire /24 blackholed. Our first ban! by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/02/2003, 2:26pm PST NEW
        Well by Senor Barborito 04/02/2003, 2:37pm PST NEW
            What he said by Rear Admiral Stew 04/02/2003, 3:48pm PST NEW
                Please get on IM ASAP, I'm about to leave for dentist -nt- NT by Senor Barborito 04/02/2003, 3:58pm PST NEW
    Aw crap! Here I was winding up for a nice spot of trolling NT by Mischief Maker 04/02/2003, 2:16pm PST NEW
    When I said, "Less teeth, baby," I wasn't actually suggesting... NT by creativepig 04/02/2003, 3:08pm PST NEW
    PLEASE TELL BARBIE HE IS STUPID by Entropy Stew 04/02/2003, 8:03pm PST NEW
        Re: PLEASE TELL BARBIE HE IS STUPID by moremedsplz 04/02/2003, 8:10pm PST NEW
        Calm down, please. Now, the case for. by Senor Barborito 04/02/2003, 8:15pm PST NEW
            S.B. you are one CRAZY nigger! NT by moremedsplz 04/02/2003, 8:28pm PST NEW
            Re: Calm down, please. Now, the case for. by creativepig 04/02/2003, 8:44pm PST NEW
            I vote no... by Chairman Mao 04/02/2003, 9:08pm PST NEW
            Also voting no. RE: JRkerr by conflictNo 04/02/2003, 9:28pm PST NEW
            No. He's gone. Good Riddance. Let's find fresh meat. NT by Mischief Maker 04/02/2003, 10:06pm PST NEW
            Me again by moremedsplz 04/02/2003, 10:09pm PST NEW
                Counter-argument and some agreement by Senor Barborito 04/02/2003, 10:18pm PST NEW
            Zero to Chet in sixty seconds by Forensic 04/02/2003, 10:21pm PST NEW
                Actually, my side is the Chet view by Entropy Stew 04/02/2003, 10:25pm PST NEW
                    Thanks, they don't believe it if it comes from me. NT by Senor Barborito 04/02/2003, 10:37pm PST NEW
                ARGGHH by moremedsplz 04/02/2003, 10:50pm PST NEW
                    Oh for FUCK's SAKE by Senor Barborito 04/02/2003, 10:57pm PST NEW
        And INC says this site isn't funny by Bill Dungsroman 04/03/2003, 12:21pm PST NEW
            He is the one who will bring balance to the force -nt- by Entropy Stew 04/03/2003, 1:04pm PST NEW
                Considering there can only be 2 trolls to all 10,000 of us... Uh oh. NT by Mischief Maul 04/04/2003, 4:58pm PST NEW
            Agreed, Stew. This man speaks truth and illuminates our gay. NT by Senor Barborito 04/03/2003, 1:19pm PST NEW
            Oh yeah? by I need clarification 04/03/2003, 2:02pm PST NEW
                HEY! by Senor Barborito 04/03/2003, 2:03pm PST NEW
                    Give it up by I need clarification 04/03/2003, 3:44pm PST NEW
                        Fuck! I'm outed. You're just too smart for me, INC. NT by Senor Barborito 04/03/2003, 3:57pm PST NEW
                        WHOA by Entropy Stew 04/03/2003, 4:00pm PST NEW
                            Re: WHOA by I need clarification 04/03/2003, 4:10pm PST NEW
                                Shouldn't you be trolling the adminsOHWAIT by Entropy Stew 04/03/2003, 4:18pm PST NEW
                                    Glad I amuse you - I'm already doing better than 99% of Caltrops by I need clarification 04/03/2003, 5:01pm PST NEW
                            You really think INC is Monty? NT by Chairman Mao 04/04/2003, 2:44pm PST NEW
                                Uh, no by Entropy Stew 04/04/2003, 2:57pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Uh, no by Cock Rogers 04/04/2003, 2:59pm PST NEW
                                        Fag -nt- by Entropy Stew 04/04/2003, 3:55pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Uh, no by Chairman Mao 04/04/2003, 4:23pm PST NEW
                                        Hmm by Senor Barborito 04/04/2003, 4:53pm PST NEW
                                            Re: Hmm by Cock Rogers 04/04/2003, 5:04pm PST NEW
                                                Oh please by Senor Barborito 04/04/2003, 5:24pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: Oh please by Cock Rogers 04/04/2003, 5:34pm PST NEW
                                                        No offense by Senor Barborito 04/04/2003, 5:58pm PST NEW
                                                            Re: No offense by Cock Rogers 04/04/2003, 6:11pm PST NEW
                                                                Now that you've lost by Senor Barborito 04/04/2003, 6:25pm PST NEW
                                                                    Ha ha by I need clarification 04/04/2003, 7:27pm PST NEW
                                                                    Inside SB's mind: by Jhoh Creexul 04/04/2003, 7:32pm PST NEW
                                                                    Re: Now that you've lost by Cock Rogers 04/04/2003, 7:38pm PST NEW
                                                                        Nice attempt at a dodge. What's you answer? Yes or no? by Senor Barborito 04/04/2003, 7:43pm PST NEW
                                                                            Re: Nice attempt at a dodge. What's you answer? Yes or no? by Cock Rogers 04/04/2003, 7:48pm PST NEW
                                                                                SO FUCKING CALLED IT! BOOYAH! by Senor Barborito 04/04/2003, 7:59pm PST NEW
                                                                                    You know, it is possible that other people live in that same house. NT by mark 04/04/2003, 8:11pm PST NEW
                                                                                        That's true by Senor Barborito 04/04/2003, 8:16pm PST NEW
                                                                                            Re: That's true by Cock Rogers 04/04/2003, 8:27pm PST NEW
                                                                                                Re: That's true by I need clarification 04/04/2003, 8:32pm PST NEW
                                                                                                Re: That's true by Jhoh Creexul 04/04/2003, 10:15pm PST NEW
                                                                                    Re: SO FUCKING CALLED IT! BOOYAH! by moremedsplz 04/04/2003, 10:15pm PST NEW
                                                                                        Another option... by Chairman Mao 04/04/2003, 11:16pm PST NEW
                                                                                            Re: Another option... by moremedsplz 04/04/2003, 11:28pm PST NEW
                                                                                                My comments were not directed at you specifically... or very generally either... NT by Chairman Mao 04/04/2003, 11:32pm PST NEW
                                                                Re: No offense by Reverend Slappy 04/04/2003, 7:26pm PST NEW
                                                Re: Hmm by Entropy Stew 04/04/2003, 5:42pm PST NEW
                                                    See? That's why you suck as an admin, ES by I need clarification 04/04/2003, 5:52pm PST NEW
                                                        See? That's why you suck as a user, INC by Entropy Stew 04/04/2003, 6:48pm PST NEW
                                            Re: Hmm by Chairman Mao 04/04/2003, 7:31pm PST NEW
                Yeah! by Bill Dungsroman 04/03/2003, 2:13pm PST NEW
    gamefaqs forum by FABIO 04/02/2003, 11:23pm PST NEW
    The darkest day for Caltrops yet. by Fussbett 04/03/2003, 1:53am PST NEW
        Komm, gibt mir deine hand. by Senor Barborito 04/03/2003, 2:36am PST NEW
            Ach! Mein Spammen! by Ray, of Light 04/03/2003, 4:52am PST NEW
            Re: Komm, gibt mir deine hand. by Bananadine 04/03/2003, 10:17am PST NEW
                Re: Komm, gib mir deine Hand. by foogla 04/03/2003, 10:34am PST NEW
                Not much fun to admin a site that you can't post to. (nt) by veronica 04/03/2003, 10:45am PST NEW
                    That's retarded, and so are you, retard by I need clarification 04/03/2003, 8:12pm PST NEW
                Fag by Entropy Stew 04/03/2003, 12:33pm PST NEW
                    Caltrops.com: security softer than an infant's skull, and proud of it! by Bananadine 04/03/2003, 7:35pm PST NEW
                        How about you fix it? NT by Entropy Stew 04/03/2003, 8:18pm PST NEW
                            Re: How about you fix it? by Chairman Mao 04/03/2003, 9:37pm PST NEW
        Word by Killjoy 04/03/2003, 4:07am PST NEW
        I'm surrounded by fucking morons by Entropy Stew 04/03/2003, 12:20pm PST NEW
    Okay, okay by I need clarification 04/03/2003, 3:26am PST NEW
        Re: Okay, okay by Was not impressed 04/03/2003, 4:46am PST NEW
        Re: Okay, okay by FABIO 04/03/2003, 12:38pm PST NEW
        Re: Okay, okay by laudablepuss 04/03/2003, 6:29pm PST NEW
            It was boring. 'Nuff said. NT by I need clarification 04/03/2003, 6:33pm PST NEW
        Re: Okay, okay by Jhoh Creexul 04/03/2003, 6:38pm PST NEW
        Re: Okay, okay by Matt Boyd 04/03/2003, 8:34pm PST NEW
            I assume "...?" means you have a question by I need clarification 04/03/2003, 10:09pm PST NEW
                INC to Matt Boyd: HLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAUG NT by Floor Pie 04/03/2003, 10:20pm PST NEW
                inc sko ga tog? by foogla 04/04/2003, 4:57am PST NEW
        Further proof that you are a queerbag by Bill Dungsroman 04/04/2003, 3:22pm PST NEW
            doctored? NT by FABIO 04/04/2003, 4:20pm PST NEW
            Wow, you really told me by I need clarification 04/04/2003, 6:01pm PST NEW
                Gosh, but you're a riot. Don't you have anything better than limp sarcasm? by Bill Dungsroman 04/04/2003, 7:59pm PST NEW
                    I'd try bad puns, but then what would that leave you? by I need clarification 04/04/2003, 8:33pm PST NEW
                        Re: I'd try bad puns, but then what would that leave you? by Floor Pie 04/04/2003, 8:54pm PST NEW
                        The Caltrops Master Plan by Ray, of Light 04/04/2003, 9:16pm PST NEW
                            Hmmm... by I need clarification 04/04/2003, 9:24pm PST NEW
                                Actually by Senor Barborito 04/04/2003, 9:39pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Actually by veronica 04/04/2003, 10:09pm PST NEW
                                Only if you count as a 'media frenzy' -nt- by Ray, of Light 04/04/2003, 11:32pm PST NEW
                Question, meet answer. Answer, question. by Senor Barborito 04/04/2003, 8:01pm PST NEW
                    Shut up, faggot. by I need clarification 04/04/2003, 8:34pm PST NEW
                        Dumbass, meet response. by Senor Barborito 04/04/2003, 9:01pm PST NEW
    Fucking gayest thread EVAR NT by Entropy Stew 04/05/2003, 12:15am PST NEW
        this thread has reached Defcon GAY NT by FABIO 04/05/2003, 1:29am PST NEW
 
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