ydrt wrote:

I need clarification wrote:

ydrt wrote:

laudablepuss wrote:

I need clarification wrote:

Entropy Stew wrote:

I need clarification wrote:

$caltropsCounter++;

sub fag {{{{*Fag= *_}return @Fag if($FAG)}{$fag=0 unless $fag}
%fag=qw; 0 70 1 65 2 71 ;}if(@Fag >3){shift}else{if($fag{$fag}
>ord($Fag[$fag])){{{$Fag[$fag]=chr(ord($Fag[$fag])+ 1)}}}elsif
($fag{$fag} < ord($Fag[$fag])){{$Fag[$fag]=chr(ord($Fag[$fag])
-1)}}elsif($fag{$fag} == ord($Fag[$fag])){{{$fag++}$FAG = $fag
if ($fag > 3)}}}fag(@Fag)}sub FAG{print@_} BEGIN{@fag = "INC"}

FAG fag @fag

-/ES/-

It took you seven days to write that?

Look, I wrote some text! Therefore, it's teaming with quality. QUALITY PEOPLE WE NEED MORE QUALITY HERE! I AM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL I SEE SOME MORE GODDAMNED QUALITY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

To be fair, he's just as good as most companies' quality assurance departments.

We all missed you tons. Especially me.

I'm sure you were out doing exciting things while not posting on caltrops. Can you tell us all about them? Better yet, can you go back to doing them?

Are you truly this stupid?

I've quite enjoyed my time away from posting here.

Your insults might be feeble if they even made sense.