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Peter Molyneux's The Movies
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by Forensic 05/19/2003, 1:26pm PDT |
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Jhoh Creexul wrote:
Forensic wrote:
One of the unreleased ones, Matriculated, is eyeball-gougingly awful.
What happens in that one then?
It starts with a woman sitting on a ruined beach looking out into the ocean next to a lemur in a jar, and that's probably the high point of the thing.
Two machines come, the woman runs back to a compound, doing Matrix-type flips and running on impossibly thin pipes along the way. (Couldn't people only do that stuff in the virtual world?) Back at the compound, the machines look for the woman, only to find... another machine. It guts one of the invadading robots before being crushed by the other one. The last remaining invader is then zapped by the woman with one of those electric guns from the first movie. A curtain opens and an audience applauds.
Turns out these are a bunch of rebels who are persuading machines to fight with them instead of against them. The woman says they should just reprogram them, but the leader scientist guy says they have to choose. They plug the deactivated robot into a mini-Matrix and then plug themselves in.
What follows is a good ten minutes of nonsensical End of Evangelion-esque imagery set in a neon-colored virtual world. The robot tries to kill the humans, who are now also all neon, but they run away. Two of them are making out, but they run away too. Also, the lemur is there. The robot sticks his head through a hole, and he's in a movie theater. Then his skin peels off, wraps into a ball, and falls into a funnel. Then he gets reconfigured into a humanoid form, and a little mechanical worm that looks like his old self falls off and wriggles away. Then one of the humans throws his skinball into a plexiglass block and it cracks. The robot takes the block to a room where his worm is in a pit, and puts the block on top of it. The worm fills the block, and grows out of it. The robot is about to be crushed by the worm-tree, but the woman forces the door open and tries to grab him.
Then, back in the real world, a backup force of robots invade. There's a quick battle where everyone dies. The original robot, eyes now glowing green instead of red to signify that he's turned "good," plugs the now-comatose woman back into the mini-matrix, where she shrieks in horror when he reaches out a hand to her. Then it cuts to a shot of the robot sitting on the beach looking out at the sea. The end.
MICRO REVIEW OF ENTER THE MATRIX: Jada Pinkett makes out with Monica Belucci in one of the filmed cutscenes. |
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Matrix: Reloaded: Yay NT by SBDMT 05/15/2003, 2:06am PDT 
You called it first. A winner is you. by Mischief Maker 05/15/2003, 4:34am PDT
Re: You called it first. A winner is you. by FABIO 05/15/2003, 12:18pm PDT
Re: You called it first. A winner is you. by laudablepuss 05/15/2003, 12:37pm PDT
Just want to draw attention to a particular line in that review by Bob Violence 05/15/2003, 3:57pm PDT
Re: Just want to draw attention to a particular line in that review by Jhoh Creexul 05/15/2003, 4:04pm PDT
If you need equipment, knowhow, manpower, let me know. NT by foogla 05/15/2003, 4:35pm PDT
Shit, a pair of bolt cutter's all you need. NT by Mischief Matrix 05/15/2003, 4:36pm PDT
Micro Animatrix review by Forensic 05/15/2003, 5:29pm PDT
Re: Micro Animatrix review by Jhoh Creexul 05/15/2003, 11:40pm PDT
Re: Micro Animatrix review by Forensic 05/19/2003, 1:26pm PDT
If you don't get the lemur, it's your fault. Damned pushy Gaijin. NT by some japanime fag 05/19/2003, 1:34pm PDT
Re: If you don't get the lemur, it's your fault. Damned pushy Gaijin. by Forensic 05/19/2003, 1:55pm PDT
Re: If you don't get the lemur, it's your fault. Damned pushy Gaijin. by Lizard_King 05/19/2003, 2:43pm PDT
Ahh, Aeon Flux - that would explain it NT by Entropy Stew 05/19/2003, 3:23pm PDT
Re: If you don't get the lemur, it's your fault. Damned pushy Gaijin. by Jhoh Creexul 05/25/2003, 5:34am PDT
Re: Micro Animatrix review by Bitter 05/17/2003, 6:46pm PDT
Re: Micro Animatrix review by Jhoh Creexul 05/18/2003, 6:43pm PDT
Re: Micro Animatrix review by FABIO 05/18/2003, 11:58pm PDT
Re: Micro Animatrix review by FOF 05/25/2003, 1:27pm PDT
Re: You called it first. A winner is you. by Lizard_King 05/18/2003, 5:43pm PDT
There was a preview for the Legally Blond sequel at mine by Entropy Stew 05/18/2003, 11:22pm PDT
upciming sequels that never should have been considered by FABIO 05/19/2003, 12:02am PDT
more coming sequels that never should have been considered by FOF 05/19/2003, 1:13am PDT
jeepers creepers 2? oh jesus by FABIO 05/19/2003, 2:20am PDT
Shit. I'd blocked that out, I think. Thanks a lot for reminding me. by Lizard_King 05/19/2003, 1:37pm PDT
Matrix Thread: Resurrected by Fullofkittens 05/24/2003, 10:38pm PDT
Re: Matrix Thread: Resurrected by Entropy Stew 05/24/2003, 11:02pm PDT
Re: Matrix Thread: Resurrected by random musings 05/24/2003, 11:44pm PDT
Re: Matrix Thread: Resurrected by Entropy Stew 05/25/2003, 1:52am PDT
Re: Matrix Thread: Resurrected by Fullofkittens 05/24/2003, 11:52pm PDT
Consistent in your inconsistency! by I need clarification 05/24/2003, 11:09pm PDT
Re: Consistent in your inconsistency! by FoK 05/25/2003, 12:04am PDT
Re: Consistent in your inconsistency! by I need clarification 05/25/2003, 4:00am PDT
Re: Consistent in your inconsistency! by FoK 05/25/2003, 10:25am PDT
Re: Consistent in your inconsistency! by I need clarification 05/25/2003, 12:31pm PDT
I also liked it better than the first by Senor Barborito 05/25/2003, 6:10am PDT
I believe I have properly identified this SB. by Jhoh Creexul 05/25/2003, 6:48am PDT
And you're my retarded step-brother! HUGGLES!! ^_-;; NT by Senor Barborito 05/25/2003, 7:01am PDT
Re: I also liked it better than the first by FoK 05/25/2003, 10:33am PDT
Re: I also liked it better than the first by wannabe psych student 05/25/2003, 10:38am PDT
Re: I also liked it better than the first by Jhoh Creexul 05/25/2003, 4:41pm PDT
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