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by mrs. johnson 05/20/2003, 7:19pm PDT |
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Monkey Island Series: You find out that you can spy on a good looking woman that lives in a house across from yours. You pray that she undresses in the living room. Sometimes she does. You masturbate.
Quake 3: You go to a bar and see many attractive women. You then remember that you forgot to do your homework and rush home. You masturbate.
Half-Life: You date a girl for a couple of years. You think about asking her to marry you. You suddenly find out she really really enjoys acrobats and something about that irritates you. You end up getting married, but never quite participate in the marriage. Your kids are bitter.
Grand Theft Auto 3: You walk into a nudist colony. Everyone is extremely attractive. You stay there for three months and have a lot of sex. Suddenly, everyone begins to age. All the women are senile before you can get your pants on. The exits are sealed. You cry.
Starcraft: You date a normal girl for a couple of weeks. Suddenly, you realize each date is exactly the same. And you always end up performing most of the sexual favors. You try to break up. For some reason you can't.
Everquest: You date a woman who is much older than you. She kills your family and friends. You buy her a diamond ring and ask for her hand in marriage. She agrees, cackling.
Counter-Strike: Your girlfriend plays mind games with you. You try to hit her but you keep missing. You are too lazy to leave the relationship.
Tie Fighter: You have a girlfriend. She breaks up with you because you do nothing but read philosophy and masturbate. You masturbate.
Baldur's Gate - You masturbate. A lot.
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inspired by BDR's articles by FABIO 05/20/2003, 1:41pm PDT 
Re: inspired by BDR's articles by foogla 05/20/2003, 3:22pm PDT
More? by mrs. johnson 05/20/2003, 3:33pm PDT
Re: More? by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/20/2003, 4:11pm PDT
Thank you. Everything that is, is fire. NT by mrs. johnson 05/20/2003, 7:05pm PDT
Re: More? by foogla 05/20/2003, 6:22pm PDT
Two more by Fullofkittens 05/20/2003, 3:35pm PDT
Re: Two more by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/20/2003, 5:00pm PDT
Re: inspired by BDR's articles by ydrt 05/20/2003, 4:36pm PDT
I've been inspired by mrs. johnson 05/20/2003, 7:19pm PDT
Counter Strike and Everquest ok, the rest? by not funny 05/20/2003, 7:43pm PDT
I really don't think you can ever have enough masturbation references NT by mrs. johnson 05/20/2003, 7:52pm PDT
let me try then by not funny 05/21/2003, 12:28am PDT
That was so hot. by Nixon 05/22/2003, 1:32am PDT
Fag NT by Entropy Stew 05/22/2003, 3:00am PDT
not funny by Nixon 05/22/2003, 3:05am PDT
That tends to work better when the person you reply to actually writes something by Entropy Stew 05/22/2003, 3:46am PDT
Alanis was meant to add extra disdain. by Nixon 05/22/2003, 4:00am PDT
Caltrops: You have to memorize Alanis Morissette lyrics to even be a contender NT by foogla 05/22/2003, 5:16am PDT
Re: Alanis was meant to add extra disdain. by not funny 05/22/2003, 6:33am PDT
Re: Alanis was meant to add extra disdain. by Nixon 05/22/2003, 9:33am PDT
Repetitive actions to acheive a slightly embarassing reward, done alone by Bill Dungsroman 05/22/2003, 11:29am PDT
Woah hey now. Let's not fight over little ol' me. by mrs. johnson 05/22/2003, 3:30pm PDT
Re: Woah hey now. Let's not fight over little ol' me. by Nixon 05/22/2003, 3:52pm PDT
Re: Woah hey now. Let's not fight over little ol' me. by laudablepuss 05/22/2003, 4:05pm PDT
Re: Woah hey now. Let's not fight over little ol' me. by random musings 05/22/2003, 4:08pm PDT
Re: Woah hey now. Let's not fight over little ol' me. by foogla 05/22/2003, 5:33pm PDT
Oh, did it ever by Entropy Stew 05/22/2003, 6:15pm PDT
Hrm? by Nixon 05/22/2003, 9:06pm PDT
does anyone feel like writing an introduction for this? by FABIO 05/23/2003, 12:48am PDT
Re: does anyone feel like writing an introduction for this? by Entropy Stew 05/23/2003, 2:10am PDT
does it really need an introduction? this ain't no rocket science NT by wide hurt 05/23/2003, 2:13am PDT
wrong by FABIO 05/23/2003, 5:02am PDT
Oh yeah. Nix that NT by Entropy Stew 05/23/2003, 5:06am PDT
halflife by FABIO 05/24/2003, 3:48am PDT
Our descent into total geekiness is complete by Masked Mariachi 05/24/2003, 7:12pm PDT
One correction: by Masked Mariachi 05/24/2003, 7:22pm PDT
Crusaders? by FABIO 05/24/2003, 8:47pm PDT
Re: Our descent into total geekiness is complete by FABIO 05/24/2003, 8:51pm PDT
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