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Re: does anyone feel like writing an introduction for this? by Entropy Stew 05/23/2003, 2:10am PDT
FABIO wrote:

because I don't


Being that computer gaming acts upon the opposite sex in much the same fashion as a railroad tie through the heart acts upon vampires, copious masturbation is a gamer's sexual meat and potatoes (just ask our chief editor). Complex social and emotional interaction, on the other hand however, cannot be adequately reciprocated simulated by gaming culture's gnarled right hand. To fill this pathetic void in our life, we must turn to the woman we know best: our games.

Raise curtain

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inspired by BDR's articles by FABIO 05/20/2003, 1:41pm PDT NEW
    Re: inspired by BDR's articles by foogla 05/20/2003, 3:22pm PDT NEW
    More? by mrs. johnson 05/20/2003, 3:33pm PDT NEW
        Re: More? by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/20/2003, 4:11pm PDT NEW
            Thank you. Everything that is, is fire. NT by mrs. johnson 05/20/2003, 7:05pm PDT NEW
        Re: More? by foogla 05/20/2003, 6:22pm PDT NEW
    Two more by Fullofkittens 05/20/2003, 3:35pm PDT NEW
        Re: Two more by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/20/2003, 5:00pm PDT NEW
    Re: inspired by BDR's articles by ydrt 05/20/2003, 4:36pm PDT NEW
    I've been inspired by mrs. johnson 05/20/2003, 7:19pm PDT NEW
        Counter Strike and Everquest ok, the rest? by not funny 05/20/2003, 7:43pm PDT NEW
            I really don't think you can ever have enough masturbation references NT by mrs. johnson 05/20/2003, 7:52pm PDT NEW
                let me try then by not funny 05/21/2003, 12:28am PDT NEW
                    That was so hot. by Nixon 05/22/2003, 1:32am PDT NEW
                        Fag NT by Entropy Stew 05/22/2003, 3:00am PDT NEW
                            not funny by Nixon 05/22/2003, 3:05am PDT NEW
                                That tends to work better when the person you reply to actually writes something by Entropy Stew 05/22/2003, 3:46am PDT NEW
                                    Alanis was meant to add extra disdain. by Nixon 05/22/2003, 4:00am PDT NEW
                                        Caltrops: You have to memorize Alanis Morissette lyrics to even be a contender NT by foogla 05/22/2003, 5:16am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Alanis was meant to add extra disdain. by not funny 05/22/2003, 6:33am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Alanis was meant to add extra disdain. by Nixon 05/22/2003, 9:33am PDT NEW
                                            Repetitive actions to acheive a slightly embarassing reward, done alone by Bill Dungsroman 05/22/2003, 11:29am PDT NEW
                                        Woah hey now. Let's not fight over little ol' me. by mrs. johnson 05/22/2003, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Woah hey now. Let's not fight over little ol' me. by Nixon 05/22/2003, 3:52pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Woah hey now. Let's not fight over little ol' me. by laudablepuss 05/22/2003, 4:05pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: Woah hey now. Let's not fight over little ol' me. by random musings 05/22/2003, 4:08pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Woah hey now. Let's not fight over little ol' me. by foogla 05/22/2003, 5:33pm PDT NEW
                                        Oh, did it ever by Entropy Stew 05/22/2003, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                                            Hrm? by Nixon 05/22/2003, 9:06pm PDT NEW
    does anyone feel like writing an introduction for this? by FABIO 05/23/2003, 12:48am PDT NEW
        Re: does anyone feel like writing an introduction for this? by Entropy Stew 05/23/2003, 2:10am PDT NEW
            does it really need an introduction? this ain't no rocket science NT by wide hurt 05/23/2003, 2:13am PDT NEW
            wrong by FABIO 05/23/2003, 5:02am PDT NEW
                Oh yeah. Nix that NT by Entropy Stew 05/23/2003, 5:06am PDT NEW
    halflife by FABIO 05/24/2003, 3:48am PDT NEW
    Our descent into total geekiness is complete by Masked Mariachi 05/24/2003, 7:12pm PDT NEW
        One correction: by Masked Mariachi 05/24/2003, 7:22pm PDT NEW
        Crusaders? by FABIO 05/24/2003, 8:47pm PDT NEW
        Re: Our descent into total geekiness is complete by FABIO 05/24/2003, 8:51pm PDT NEW
 
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