wide hurt wrote:

The Third Man wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

whydirt wrote:

12.) Q.)Why don't you answer tech support questions anymore?
A.)Because I was receiving over a hundred emails a day, most of which fell into the category of:
a. Questions that are answered in this FAQ.
b. People asking for free stuff. (Demos, cheats, etc.)
c. Praise.
d. Illegible hate mail from apes and ape-lovers.
e. Illegible hate mail from "israel". (aka Palestine)

Is this worth reviewing? It has a strong fish-in-a-barrel vibe. Plus, evidently, I don't get any technical support for my $14.98 due to ape-lovers and Palestinians not giving their e-mails a Shift-F7 before sending.


But regardless, what the hell does he mean by this --

The Ethnic Cleansing Guy wrote:

At the end, the player confronts the "end boss," a rocket launcher-wielding Ariel Sharon, who hurls insults such as: "Oy vey! Can you shoot no better than that?"; "We have destroyed your culture!"; and "We silenced Henry Ford."

Look, I love the Jews, but a rocket-launching Ariel Sharon may very well be the best end boss since the wheelchair guy in Rise of the Triad. But what's this about Sharon silencing Henry Ford? This is the assembly line and automobile Henry Ford, right? I know he's like a billion years old, but even if you give a freebie on all the hate speech I don't quite think the timelines work for young Ariel to kill off Ford.

You see, Henry Ford was a very famous anti-semite in the early part of the century. The "we" means to incorporate the entire Jewish conspiracy into the silencing of Henry Ford. They work as a team. Ask me any more questions about Henry Ford, and I'll be glad to let you know.

What size dress did he wear?