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by Worm 09/18/2004, 8:09am PDT |
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Look if you feel the burning need in your balls to call me a scum bag IM me, call me, or at the very least use the Internet pseudonym you're regularly known under. Unless Chet is just constantly reading Caltrops just waiting until someone like me sucks so very much that he's just got to reply. If that's true, way to fight the good fight you fucking faggot.
So you just rest up for your next totally pointless assault on me. As if I'm going to run off tears streaming, as if the absolute hatred and ire of every fucking poster here would make me leave. Fuck you, stop pretending that this is somehow anymore hardcore than a fat man squeezing one off in the laundry room. I'm a fucking idiot, everyone here is lightyears ahead of me, I'm the de-evolutionary shitman, I don't really know. All I know is I want to be here, so I'm going to be here, if you don't like that why don't you resort to something gayer like H4XX1NG? I mean you've went so far in the spectrum of gay, why stop? Why not figure out my number and leave prolonged offensive messages on my answering machine, oh or you could killfile me, I'm sure my e-mail address is easier to find than my number. Just do something more than these loner totally anonymous posts that all operate off the false assumption that I care about what the fine people of Caltrops think of me.
As for what the fuck I was talking about: Maybe it's just the previews or maybe I really hate eye patches; but, Jolie looks like a fucking idiot, especially when she's in the plane and in that goofy looking space/flying suit thing. I'm asking how often I'm going to see her on screen, I know she's a main character but I'm tired of seeing her in movies, and I'm probably going to get tired of seeing her in that movie with a fucking eye patch. |
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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow by Funkula 09/17/2004, 7:50pm PDT 
all of the previews for it look really fucking gay NT by whydirt 09/17/2004, 10:01pm PDT
Anguhuhuhglalughalina Jolughahguahie can make me feel gay anytime NT by Construction Site Guy 09/17/2004, 10:18pm PDT
Can I get a count of how often I'm going see her onscreen by the way? NT by Worm 09/18/2004, 12:13am PDT
A count of what? Will you never stop? by Chet 09/18/2004, 4:27am PDT
Re: A count of what? Will you never stop? by Worm 09/18/2004, 8:09am PDT
Re: A count of what? Will you never stop? by FoK 09/18/2004, 8:44am PDT
Platrow? by Dogface versus Angelina? You suck 09/18/2004, 9:01am PDT
Psh, more like Pwynneth Galtrow NT by Joseph Spooner 09/18/2004, 9:30am PDT
Attempting to rise above the frothing gay for a moment by Funkula 09/18/2004, 10:56am PDT
Jude Law :( by FABIO 09/18/2004, 5:13pm PDT
Re: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow by laudablepuss 09/20/2004, 1:51pm PDT
Terrible by Fussbett 09/26/2004, 4:40am PDT
You forgot to mention the part where the action scenes were boring by Rafiki 09/26/2004, 12:06pm PDT
nope, definately terrible by de facto FABIO 07/25/2005, 3:06am PDT
oh, and anyone who thinks it's the new star wars is utterly insane by de facto FABIO 07/25/2005, 3:08am PDT
Re: nope, definately terrible by Mysterio 07/25/2005, 6:58pm PDT
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