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My Plan, or CALTROPS WILL EAT ITSELF by Bill Dungsroman 09/05/2003, 10:10pm PDT
I need clarification wrote:

Your Caltrops time has expired. Move on.


Oh man, good one, Toutsuite. Get him, ladies and gentlemen.

Actually, I have INC to thank for helping me arrive at my current plan for moderating/administating. It will probably fail, but who cares? INC has taught me the ways to peace and everlasting happiness as an admin. By teaching me to ignore his obnoxious ass.

Go on INC, screech away, INC. Yell FIRE in this (partially) crowded theater until you go hoarse. Enjoy the dull greedy thrill you get from razzing the admins here. Their only fault is falling for it. It's hard not to fall for a troll, I above anyone know that. But you're a fag and you're dull and repetitive and every other troll sounds like you now to me. And I say, "who cares?"

Here's the new rules. They're quite similar to the old rules, so try to pay attention to the subtle differences.



-I am going to ignore you all, for the most part. Reasonable questions - even ones that are screeching and gay but carry a nugget of truth - will be addressed. Regurgitated shit about the same old shit will be ignored. I won't be repeating myself. If you missed it the first time, that's not my fault. Go find it.
-I don't care if you link to something weird. Just don't inline it.
-No spam.
-If I get sued by someone for something that happens on this site, I'll laugh. Considering what I do for a living, the potential to get sued by something that happens here is far down the list of things I could potentially get sued for.
-If this site gets brought down by The Man, a 1337 hax0r, or whatfuckingever, then it does. If we can bring it back up, we will. If we can't, oh well. We'll have something that resembles fun until then.


There will be other changes to the site. The site will be made more outsider-friendly. The site will be made to bring in new people. All of you people are boring. We need new ones. We will try to get them.

Ice Cream Jonesy is assuming Fussbett's role, but he's going to get admin capabilities as well. He is going to ignore you as well.

ES and SB are not fired and, hopefully, are not leaving. They are invaluable to this site for a number of reasons that nobody cares about, apparently. Naturally, these reasons are the most important. I haven't forgotten squatting on Planethate and anxiously awaiting every update ES and SB gave during caltrops' gestation. This site will probably implode and die in a few months if they both leave. So, it might. Here is a pre-emptive goodbye to you all if that happens. At any rate, they don't want to talk to you anymore, and I can't blame them. My plan is for you all to wonder if I'm even here. There are going to be a lot of ignored questions, but since they'll all be stupid questions, nobody will care. I expect most of them to be from INC. Regardless of my optimism, it's no doubt going to end up pissing me off and making me bitter. Call it Start to Chet. But I can afford high-priced hookers and quality blow now, so who cares what you silly little idiots are squabbling about?

The changing of the guard will take some time. It might be as long as my dick, or as short as yours. Be patient, or not, or whatever.

BDR


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Holy shit, what happened while I was away? by I need clarification 09/03/2003, 4:12am PDT NEW
    What? NT by foogla 09/03/2003, 8:15am PDT NEW
    We called each other fags. by Bill Dungsroman 09/03/2003, 11:58am PDT NEW
        I stand corrected. AND ERECTED. by I need clarification 09/03/2003, 3:02pm PDT NEW
            Re: I stand corrected. AND ERECTED. by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/03/2003, 7:36pm PDT NEW
                Re: I stand corrected. AND ERECTED. by laudablepuss 09/03/2003, 9:47pm PDT NEW
                    Re: I stand corrected. AND ERECTED. by I need clarification 09/04/2003, 12:48am PDT NEW
                        Prepare for another searing dose of burning hot stuff. by laudablepuss 09/04/2003, 6:47am PDT NEW
                            Re: Prepare for another searing dose of burning hot stuff. by FoK 09/04/2003, 1:22pm PDT NEW
                                Can I have ONE FUCKING POST that's not ruined by a typo? NT by FoK 09/04/2003, 1:23pm PDT NEW
                    Re: I stand corrected. AND ERECTED. by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/04/2003, 11:24am PDT NEW
                        At least we're not retarded NT by Entropy Stew 09/04/2003, 1:05pm PDT NEW
                            ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M RETARTED AND CRAZY? NT by Apocheir 09/04/2003, 2:07pm PDT NEW
                            No wait the admins are retarded too. NT by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/04/2003, 2:17pm PDT NEW
                                You are becoming irritating. NT by creativepig 09/04/2003, 2:31pm PDT NEW
                                    No you are. NT by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/04/2003, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                                        Forums falling apart. Readers upset. NT by Announcer. 09/04/2003, 5:54pm PDT NEW
                                            I think the forums already fell apart. :( NT by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/04/2003, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                            "Firing" Fussbett wasn't retarded? NT by FABIO 09/04/2003, 5:45pm PDT NEW
                                Taking the "Firing" serious was retarded. NT by foogla 09/04/2003, 6:34pm PDT NEW
                                    You're stupid by I need clarification 09/04/2003, 6:54pm PDT NEW
                                        Holy fuck, your reading comprehension sucks NT by ITES 09/04/2003, 6:56pm PDT NEW
                                            But you're idiotic! by I need clarification 09/04/2003, 8:31pm PDT NEW
                                                Legally we would have zero choice. None. NT by Senor Barborito 09/04/2003, 8:46pm PDT NEW
                                No, actually, it wasn't by ITES 09/04/2003, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: No, actually, it wasn't by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/04/2003, 7:33pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: No, actually, it wasn't by ITES 09/04/2003, 8:05pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: No, actually, it wasn't by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/04/2003, 8:12pm PDT NEW
                                                Shut the fuck up. They are doing a fine job. NT by Apocheir 09/04/2003, 9:12pm PDT NEW
                                                    Might want to ban this one, SB, he's clearly a minor. NT by Mysterio 09/04/2003, 9:23pm PDT NEW
                                                        He's almost a minor, not quite. NT by Senor Barborito 09/04/2003, 9:34pm PDT NEW
                                                    Of...? NT by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/05/2003, 12:10pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: No, actually, it wasn't by I need clarification 09/04/2003, 8:30pm PDT NEW
                                        Ask a mirror that same question. NT by Senor Barborito 09/04/2003, 8:32pm PDT NEW
                                            I think I'm glue, when in fact I want to be rubber NT by I need clarification 09/04/2003, 9:18pm PDT NEW
                                                . . . . NT by Secret Barborito 09/05/2003, 7:41am PDT NEW
                                    Yes it was by Roop Dirump 09/05/2003, 7:15am PDT NEW
                                        Uh-huh by Secret Barborito 09/05/2003, 7:38am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Uh-huh by Roop Dirump 09/05/2003, 9:52am PDT NEW
                                                Have you been reading the same forum I have? by ITES 09/05/2003, 11:31am PDT NEW
                                                    I think Roop is right actually! SORRY NT by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/05/2003, 11:44am PDT NEW
                                                    The only thread still active... by I need clarification 09/05/2003, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                                        Also... by I need clarification 09/05/2003, 2:58pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Also... by junior allen 09/05/2003, 5:06pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: Also... by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/05/2003, 7:21pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: Also... by junior allen 09/06/2003, 10:13am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Also... by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/06/2003, 1:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: Also... by junior allen 09/06/2003, 7:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: Also... by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/06/2003, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Re: Also... by junior allen 09/06/2003, 7:29pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        Re: Also... by Chaiman Mao 09/06/2003, 7:32pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Re: Also... by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/06/2003, 8:32pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                You and INC display traumatic levels of stupidity. You're still here. by Senor Barborito 09/06/2003, 9:02pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Re: You and INC display traumatic levels of stupidity. You're still here. by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/07/2003, 1:53am PDT NEW
                                                                                            That's right. While I was mrs. johnson, there was pity. Now there is hate. NT by Apocheir 09/07/2003, 3:49am PDT NEW
                                                                                                It is because people do not recognize you. NT by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/07/2003, 4:55am PDT NEW
                                                                                                    I must have developed some gay with this whole name change business. NT by Apocheir 09/07/2003, 5:07am PDT NEW
                                                                                                        Changing one's nick is pretty gay in general. That's why I refrain. NT by Senor Barborito 09/07/2003, 9:20am PDT NEW
                                                                                                            If it'll make everyone feel better... NT by mrs. johnson 09/07/2003, 4:21pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                It didn't help that you picked an even more effeminate nick NT by Bill Dungsroman 09/07/2003, 10:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                    It was just more French.... Oh. NT by mrs. johnson 09/08/2003, 1:04am PDT NEW
                                                                                                        Perhaps you should have went with mrs. flurgendorf johnson? NT by The Custodian 09/07/2003, 11:38am PDT NEW
                                                                                        Maybe K Thor could send evil_ducks over here. NT by Fullofkittens 09/06/2003, 8:35pm PDT NEW
                                                        What? Do the links to the other forums not work on your browser? NT by laudablepuss 09/05/2003, 4:09pm PDT NEW
                                                            My mistake by I need clarification 09/05/2003, 6:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                You're an idiot by laudablepuss 09/06/2003, 8:10pm PDT NEW
                                                    Have you been on the same internet I have? by Roop Dirump 09/05/2003, 5:15pm PDT NEW
                                                        Roop is right. by corax 09/05/2003, 6:56pm PDT NEW
                                                        Obviously not by ITES 09/05/2003, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                                                            Let me summarize so this can stop by Apocheir 09/05/2003, 7:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                Christ, shouldn't you have fucked off by now? by I need clarification 09/05/2003, 7:55pm PDT NEW
                                                                    I'd think of a witty reply, but you're generally disliked, so I don't have to. NT by Apocheir 09/05/2003, 8:31pm PDT NEW
                                                                        I'll take that acquiesence as a sign you are, indeed, moving on. Thanks. NT by I need clarification 09/05/2003, 9:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Let me give you the clarification you so desire: shut the fuck up. NT by Apocheir 09/05/2003, 10:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                                OHHHHHHHH (NIGGA) by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/05/2003, 10:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Holy shit, I never thought my screenname could be turned on me like that! by I need clarification 09/05/2003, 10:07pm PDT NEW
                                                                        HE'S DISLIKED FOR BEING SUCH AN EVIL TROLL SOB NT by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/05/2003, 9:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                    My Plan, or CALTROPS WILL EAT ITSELF by Bill Dungsroman 09/05/2003, 10:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: My Plan, or CALTROPS WILL EAT ITSELF by I need clarification 09/05/2003, 10:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Three words: by Bill Dungsroman 09/05/2003, 10:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: My Plan, or CALTROPS WILL EAT ITSELF by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/05/2003, 10:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Unfortunately I AM required to respond to this one, at least. by Senor Barborito 09/05/2003, 11:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: Unfortunately I AM required to respond to this one, at least. by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/06/2003, 12:37am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: My Plan, or CALTROPS WILL EAT ITSELF by Roop Dirump 09/05/2003, 11:20pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: My Plan, or CALTROPS WILL EAT ITSELF by FABIO 09/09/2003, 12:37pm PDT NEW
                                                            Insane and Insanier by I need clarification 09/05/2003, 7:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                Saying it often makes it true! NT by ITES 09/05/2003, 10:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Truing it makes us say it often. NT by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/05/2003, 10:05pm PDT NEW
                                                                    You should have written that in huge letters. by I need clarification 09/05/2003, 10:08pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Cran-grape posts will save this site by FABIO 09/09/2003, 12:18pm PDT NEW
                                                            never mind! NT by Roop Dirump 09/05/2003, 8:59pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Obviously not by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/05/2003, 9:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                PS by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/05/2003, 9:22pm PDT NEW
            Thanks, I like that! by Insane Tyrannosaurus ES 09/03/2003, 7:50pm PDT NEW
    Re: Holy shit, what happened while I was away? by laudablepuss 09/03/2003, 2:24pm PDT NEW
        You burned me. by I need clarification 09/03/2003, 3:02pm PDT NEW
    I liked this thread except for the posts by Creexul NT by Ebert's Fat Cock 09/07/2003, 1:56am PDT NEW
        What's wrong with your lips you fat fuck? NT by Siskel's putrid bone 09/07/2003, 2:18am PDT NEW
 
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