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Motherfucking News
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by Ray of Light 09/02/2005, 3:50pm PDT |
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As in scholarly edtions of the bible, the words of interdictor appear in italics.
Mr. K: "It's raining now and I guess that's a relief from the heat. It's hot as hell down there in the sun. Crime is absolutely rampant: rapes, murders, rape-murder combinations. "
Ray: "You heard me. All THREE kinds of crime are present here."
Ray: "I'm not leaving, so stop asking. I'm staying. I am staying until this shitstorm has blown itself out. Period. End of discussion."
Ray: "I say this with a steely glint in my eye."
Ray: "Click here for glint photos"
Mr. K: "We're seriously considering trying to restore some order to this city since the government has totally given up (and probably couldn't do anything anyway). The police have been looting according to reports, and the honest ones are under siege at their precincts as automatic gunfire was unloaded at one near the Quarter"
Mr. K: "I know it's dangerous, but I've got some experience with Foreign Internal Defense, and if there's a chance of slowing down this Planet of the Apes deterioration, someone's got to take the first step. I mean, it's Lord of the Flies out there right now. There's no order at all. No respect for private property, no respect for life."
Ray: "I will teach the people to love again."
Mr. K: "Then we had to take a router down to city hall to try to get the city rolling on their internet. That included wading through water. God, the city is a mess when you head down Poydras that way. The Superdome looks like the Jenin refugee camp. God help this city. Whether or not it ought to be rebuilt is secondary to the real issue: can it be rebuilt? Looking around, I wouldn't know where or how to start. Good luck with that."
Mr. K: again, trying to save the city by himself
Ray: I take issue with his issue prioritization
Mr. K: but also noting it isn't worth saving
Mr. K: "Well, back to living as an insane mountain survivalist in the middle of a major city."
Ray: I like to imagine they're rebuilding two years from now and keep running into guys like this, armed to the teeth with long hair and crazy eyes
Ray: Like the Imperial Japanese stragglers still holding island positions decades later
Mr. K: "Are there still monkeys out there?"
Ray: there's an old far side cartoon where a ship full of plank-limbed aliens lands outside a karate school
Mr. K: haha yeah
Ray: "Here was their chance to practice their skills AND save the entire town."
Ray: Really, it would only get better if a gang of ruthless warlords challenged him to a trivia contest to decide ownership of the shattered city
Fussbett didn't want to talk about interlocutor.
Fussbett: ANYWAYS: snipers taking shots at emergency vehicles. Awesome.
Ray: If there was ever a national mod-making crisis, THIS IS IT
Ray: I want to be swimming, shooting my way through NO no later than Monday.
Ray: (also insert Saints-themed joke about how this is the first time the Superdome has been a hot LZ)
Fussbett: Where's BDR when we need his football mind most?
Ray: He leaves, discussion of serious matters begins in earnest
Ray: "HONEY CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE GUYS?!"
Fussbett: He starts nailing his desk back together.
Neither did Jhoh!
Creexul: http://www.livejournal.com/users/wedrinkbitter/103845.html
Ray: Like interdictor he wants to live out some apocalypse fantasy
Ray: New Orleans should start charging admission
Creexul: I guess. :(
Ray: seriously. there have to a million more like these two. Start a rumor that a fortune in gold dubloons is hidden beneath the toxic sludge
Creexul: :( |
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Hurricane Katrina by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/29/2005, 1:49pm PDT 
Re: Hurricane Katrina by CO2 08/29/2005, 2:11pm PDT 
Isn't Bodybag from New Orleans, or go to school there? NT by I CAN'T REMEMBER NOW! 08/29/2005, 3:02pm PDT 
Yeah. I evacuated to Atlanta two years ago. NT by Bodybag 08/29/2005, 4:11pm PDT 
Is life in the south like playing games on Easy? NT by cryptosporidian 08/29/2005, 4:29pm PDT 
If you're white, yeah, it is. Otherwise, it's more like DANTE MUST DIE!!! NT by Coronation 08/29/2005, 6:20pm PDT 
These fine cops are keeping the peace in New Orleans by Souffle of Pain 08/31/2005, 11:58pm PDT 
Dirtiest cops in the United States, fighting nightly turf wars for swag. NT by clapstro 09/01/2005, 12:07am PDT 
New Orleans = first fifteen minutes of Dawn of the Dead remake by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/01/2005, 1:05am PDT 
Re: New Orleans = first fifteen minutes of Dawn of the Dead remake by Mr. Kool 09/02/2005, 9:51am PDT 
Re: New Orleans = first fifteen minutes of Dawn of the Dead remake by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/02/2005, 12:15pm PDT 
Re: New Orleans = first fifteen minutes of Dawn of the Dead remake by mark 09/02/2005, 1:02pm PDT 
aim by Ray of Light 09/02/2005, 3:50pm PDT 
this guy is SA's hero NT by and not in a funny way 09/02/2005, 4:37pm PDT 
To be fair, emergencies like this are the National Guard's job. Where are they? NT by MM 09/01/2005, 9:10am PDT 
Um there are like 28,000 National Guardsmen there. NT by Quentin Beck 09/01/2005, 10:41am PDT 
2800, QUENTIN NT by fLaVio 09/01/2005, 6:08pm PDT 
Re: 2800, QUENTIN by laudablepuss 09/02/2005, 9:59am PDT 
Re: Hurricane Katrina by Adahn 09/01/2005, 5:43pm PDT 
Re: Hurricane Katrina by Quentin Beck 09/01/2005, 7:12pm PDT 
one has plenty of water? NT by Adahn 09/02/2005, 12:24pm PDT 
LOL! Punchline competition! NT by Fussbett 09/02/2005, 2:19pm PDT 
BDR is sure to come back now NT by FABIO 09/02/2005, 3:15pm PDT 
Deus Ex III or "How the Yakuza fucked up New Orleans for the KGB" by Motherhead 09/04/2005, 5:02pm PDT 
Weatherwar by Yuri 09/04/2005, 6:02pm PDT 
Psh, what a n00b waste. by Fussbett 09/04/2005, 7:41pm PDT 
fool by Yuri 09/04/2005, 7:48pm PDT 
High speed, low drag. by Fussbett 09/04/2005, 9:25pm PDT 
Re: High speed, low drag. by Romanov 09/05/2005, 1:27am PDT 
Let's pop some tanks. by Fussbett 09/05/2005, 2:32am PDT 
Not a RA quote, forfeit NT by I win! 09/05/2005, 8:12pm PDT 
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