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by Lizard_King 03/19/2006, 11:33am PST |
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Flavio wrote:
Did you walk out on Army of Darkness thinking it was too slapstick? I own it and like it.
Equilibrium because the political message was ham fisted and childish? Ditto.
There's a chance you may hate all cutscenes and videogames in general, but since you found Metal Gear 3's story badass, I'm at a loss.
Actually, I'm replaying it now as Subsistence, and the third person camera is an improvement so far. Hopefully I'll make it further than I did last time. Either way, nice job calling me out on a post made in the throes of early game ecstasy.
NEVERTHELESS, I still don't like DMC3's story or cutscenes. Maybe it's too much. Maybe it's that when done by other people, the same 3 stooges matrix shit that was fine in other works just doesn't do anything for me. I can't put my finger on which measure of gay was too much, or which one liner was too awful. I just didn't like it, but subtract no points from the overall score of the game since they made the cutscenes completely skippable. Short of including a menu option to get rid of them altogether in replays, I can't really ask for much more.
I'm not sure what military life has done to you, but I'd ask for your SOUL back. I'd love to blame this on the marine corps, but I don't think that's the case. Remember, you had to explain to me why Metal Gear 2 sucked, and I still am not fully convinced as to why the AIDS in those cutscenes was all that different from the AIDS in DMC3. Probably it all comes from the fact that I was really good at the metal gear system, and apparently only a C player on hard in DMC3. Maybe I'm just resenting the fruity game I'm bad at more than the one I am good at. |
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Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Mischief Maker 03/11/2005, 6:57pm PST
My only question. by Worm 03/12/2005, 7:06pm PST
Re: My only question. by Mischief Maker 03/12/2005, 7:29pm PST
Blockbuster : ( by Worm 03/12/2005, 10:12pm PST
Re: Blockbuster : ( by FABIO 03/12/2005, 10:17pm PST
Re: Blockbuster : ( by Worm 03/12/2005, 10:27pm PST
Re: Blockbuster : ( by Creexul :( 03/12/2005, 10:28pm PST
Re: Blockbuster : ( by martini 03/13/2005, 3:05am PST
What pisses me off by Mischief Maker 03/13/2005, 11:26am PST
Why don't you buy it, faggot? NT by Quentin Beck 03/13/2005, 12:53am PST
forty bux or fitty? by Worm 03/13/2005, 1:33am PST
Re: forty bux or fitty? by Souffle of Pain 03/13/2005, 1:44am PST
GEE, THANKS MISTER. DO YOU WANT A PAPER OR NOT? NT by Worm 03/13/2005, 1:58am PST
I'll take a subscription to "Grit," kiddo. NT by Souffle of Pain 03/13/2005, 2:41am PST
4,999 more and he gets the 2-man inflatable river raft. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/13/2005, 12:34pm PST
Fuck that! 9,999 more and I get the real live pony! NT by Worm 03/13/2005, 12:53pm PST
Ponies. o_0 NT by Worm 03/13/2005, 1:00pm PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by FABIO 03/15/2005, 9:10pm PST
ICJ deemed this unworthy of frontpage treatment :( NT by Mischief Maker 03/20/2005, 8:54am PST
maybe if it were in the REVIEWS forum? NT by FABIO 03/20/2005, 5:03pm PST
Re: ICJ deemed this unworthy of frontpage treatment :( by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/12/2006, 8:02pm PST
Dammit by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/12/2006, 8:03pm PST
Here it is. by Mischief Maker 03/13/2006, 5:53pm PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Lizard_King 03/12/2006, 7:35pm PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Fullofkittens 03/12/2006, 7:58pm PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Lizard_King 03/12/2006, 8:48pm PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Fullofkittens 03/13/2006, 6:41am PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Lizard_King 03/17/2006, 9:11pm PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Flavio 03/13/2006, 1:18am PST
well that was a mess by Flavio 03/13/2006, 1:21am PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Mischief Maker 03/13/2006, 5:50pm PST
The 2nd Picture is Eddie murphy from "Delerious" and "Raw" NT by Mischief Maker 03/13/2006, 6:00pm PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Flavio 03/13/2006, 6:08pm PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Lizard_King 03/17/2006, 9:08pm PST
You have the wrong hobby by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/18/2006, 1:52am PST
Did you play the same game? by Flavio 03/18/2006, 2:44am PST
I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!!! NT by MM 03/18/2006, 5:25pm PST
Re: Did you play the same game? by Lizard_King 03/19/2006, 11:33am PST
To answer your first question by Mischief Maker 03/20/2006, 4:10pm PST
Re: To answer your first question by Lizard_King 03/20/2006, 10:06pm PST
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/14/2006, 10:56pm PST
A near point-form whoreview by mark 03/18/2006, 12:57pm PST
Re: A near point-form whoreview by Flavio 03/18/2006, 3:34pm PST
!!! by mark 03/20/2006, 11:35pm PST
Re: A near point-form whoreview by MM 03/18/2006, 5:38pm PST
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