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You're an idiot by kthor 11/12/2004, 9:55am PST
Eyo wrote:

Oh no, the blood and the titties. They surely ruin what is a fucking fantastically smooth combat system in an amazing looking game whose precursors only fault was the shittiness of the combat and the monotonous art-style of the castle. Your sensitive artist-nerves are singed to uselessness in the face of this tremendous violence, rendering you unable to enjoy what is shaping up to be the most fun action-platformer ever. You dumb pussy.


PEOPLE: "WOW THIS GAME IS FUN, THE ENVIRONMENTAL INTERACTION AND ATMOSPHERE ARE GORGEOUS, IT'S THE BEST USE OF PLATFORM GAME DYNAMICS I'VE EVER SEEN, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANY OTHER GAME ON THE MARKET, too bad the combat (which is a minor part of the game) isn't as great as it could have been."

UBI SOFT: "DID YOU HEAR THAT? ATMOSPHERE: OUT! ENVIRONMENTAL INTERACTION: OUT! PLATFORM GAME DYNAMICS: OUT! FUN: OUT! WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS KICK AYUSSSSSS LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE"

YOU: "YAY!!!!!"

Christ, you're the kind of guy who'd play Slipknot at a butoh performance.

ktj
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POP Warrior Within demo: 471 mb of awful. by Arbit 11/11/2004, 11:24pm PST NEW
    the edgy goth look in previews did not encourage NT by FABIO 11/11/2004, 11:38pm PST NEW
        For the PC version they'll add a jerky camera and shitty controls NT by Mysterio 11/12/2004, 7:22am PST NEW
    Re: POP Warrior Within demo: 471 mb of awful. by Eyo 11/12/2004, 8:15am PST NEW
        You're an idiot by kthor 11/12/2004, 9:55am PST NEW
            Re: You're an idiot by Eyo 11/12/2004, 12:04pm PST NEW
                Re: You're an idiot by Arbit 11/12/2004, 1:45pm PST NEW
            Re: You're an idiot by Inesz 11/12/2004, 7:46pm PST NEW
                I haven't even played the game, but this transcends that. by Worm 11/12/2004, 8:42pm PST NEW
                    Your reply is beyond pithy. by Inesz 11/12/2004, 9:42pm PST NEW
                        Are the italics supposed to be where your voice gets dangerously sharp? *shiver* by Worm 11/12/2004, 10:39pm PST NEW
                            That you hunted for a crow photo shows a disturbing level of involvement. by Inesz 11/13/2004, 1:56pm PST NEW
                                Google image search: 30 seconds of his life he'll never get back. NT by Mood: Perplexed 11/13/2004, 2:23pm PST NEW
        Re: POP Warrior Within demo: 471 mb of awful. by I need clarification 11/12/2004, 7:53pm PST NEW
    I think they talked to the same Taco Bell kids for Silent Hill 4 by FABIO 11/12/2004, 6:01pm PST NEW
        This thread is about Prince of Persia, you fucking mongoloid. by Zseni 11/12/2004, 7:33pm PST NEW
            The real problem is that it's not about YOU NT by FABIO 11/12/2004, 9:14pm PST NEW
 
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