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Re: This wouldn't work on me because I'm handsome in real life. by thank you, Zseni 07/24/2007, 6:51pm PDT
Quentin Beck wrote:

Jerry Whorebach wrote:

Quentin Beck says I could be an eight.


I forgot to talk about the dangers of smiling for people with fat faces. With this in consideration, I would say at your best you'd top out at 7.5.

said Quentin Beck, slapping Jerry across the face.

I was going to write a kind of master-slave fuckfest with you guys, where QB slaps JW all over the place and cums on his face, and JW loves it and parrots faint praise to all who will listen, but that sort of thing isn't a really sexy fantasy to me. Really if I were going to write Caltrops fic and get into it, I'd have to write about One Good Finger cockrubbing BDR, neither of them willing to knuckle under and admit the other guy talks a manlier game.
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I bought a car by McMoo 07/18/2007, 2:37pm PDT NEW
    Wise of you to stash it in a never-completed barn. NT by laudablepuss 07/18/2007, 3:56pm PDT NEW
        I thought the barn looked awesome. by Zseni 07/18/2007, 4:22pm PDT NEW
            Re: I thought the barn looked awesome. by Grumah-bot 07/18/2007, 4:43pm PDT NEW
                Hey, how come there are 2? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/18/2007, 8:37pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Hey, how come there are 2? by Zseni 07/18/2007, 10:27pm PDT NEW
                        Actually my tone was quite sarcastic. *fine oak pipe* Also only one is for someo NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/18/2007, 11:37pm PDT NEW
                        It's like putting the club on a pinto NT by Grumah 07/18/2007, 11:38pm PDT NEW
                        This wouldn't work on me because I'm handsome in real life. by Jerry Whorebach 07/24/2007, 1:02am PDT NEW
                            Re: This wouldn't work on me because I'm handsome in real life. by Quentin Beck 07/24/2007, 5:58pm PDT NEW
                                Re: This wouldn't work on me because I'm handsome in real life. by thank you, Zseni 07/24/2007, 6:51pm PDT NEW
                                    I think you just proved my point. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/24/2007, 6:53pm PDT NEW
                                Got that covered. by Jerry Whorebach 07/24/2007, 6:51pm PDT NEW
                                    Jerry O'Connell. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/24/2007, 8:09pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Got that covered. by Quentin Beck 07/24/2007, 11:38pm PDT NEW
            *gagging* by laudablepuss 07/18/2007, 4:45pm PDT NEW
            You are going to fucking FLIP when you find out that car is a Hachi-Roku. NT by Fussbett 07/18/2007, 9:04pm PDT NEW
                Re: You are going to fucking FLIP when you find out that car is a Hachi-Roku. by Zseni 07/18/2007, 10:17pm PDT NEW
                    All the races end at 88mph NT by Souffle of Pain 07/19/2007, 12:12am PDT NEW
    Re: I bought a car by Quentin Beck 07/18/2007, 5:40pm PDT NEW
        "Do you have Escherator fluid for 1986 Toyota Optical Illusion?" by Ray of Light 07/18/2007, 6:41pm PDT NEW
        Re: I bought a car by McMoo 07/19/2007, 8:24pm PDT NEW
    Did Doc Brown help you push it home? by I need clarification 07/18/2007, 8:36pm PDT NEW
        What are you talking about? All the best stuff is made in Japan! NT by Like this AE86 Sprinter Trueno :( 07/18/2007, 10:04pm PDT NEW
        I had also made that remark, BEFORE you, over johs shoulder, but didn't post it NT by Grumah 07/20/2007, 12:05am PDT NEW
    Zseni's McMoo fan fiction... by Fussbett 08/07/2007, 3:37pm PDT NEW
        Re: Zseni's McMoo fan fiction... by McMoo 08/09/2007, 12:37pm PDT NEW
            Re: Zseni's McMoo fan fiction... by laudablepuss 08/09/2007, 3:15pm PDT NEW
                Re: Zseni's McMoo fan fiction... by I need clarification 08/09/2007, 3:37pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Zseni's McMoo fan fiction... by laudablepuss 08/09/2007, 4:14pm PDT NEW
 
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