Forum Overview :: Gears of War
 
Re: Review SECOND DRAFT COPY PASTA WITH ONE SENTENCE CHANGED no wait by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/02/2007, 1:47pm PDT
Grumah wrote:

The story, like Halo's, hints at maybe some interest a few seconds AFTER the game ends. Marcus Fenix (a name that screams "prison buff ed murderer") was put on trial which may have been a sham and then put in prison where the game starts and the world is overrun by evil alien fux who can not stop the war until they win or die (terrorfuck muSLIMES).


Jso is talking about the story here. O_____________O And yeah, the Gears of Woa story feels like it's leaving out a ton of details and backstory. Why was your dude in prison? The trial is mentioned by one character as being a sham, another character mentions that your dude is a TRAITOR and should not be in uniform. You never find out why. Unless you read the instruction book, then you do find out why.

Also at the end of the game, a lady voice talks, representing the bad guys. Who is she, what is she, why is she? Not revealed. Buy Gears of War 2 coming soon.

So I hear they stab master chiefs feet to train him to jump high like that. Also: the spartan power armor suit helps. Think that will make the game's story more interesting? He was also a kid, even though he is a cyborg now. Joh once listened to like 40 hours of the Halo radio plays at ilovebees or huckabees or whatever the fuck.


The lamest of the Halo story "twists" is when he takes his helmet off at the end of Halo, and then they don't show it like to tease you, as if we should fuckin care. It doesn't mean he has a personality or anything. Instead you have a bunch of dipshits on a fansite writing pages and pages and pages of speculation on the Halo:_Master_Chief_Backstory_(Speculation) page, all basically making shit up and saying ridiculous shit like PERHAPS HE IS A TIME TRAVELER WHO IS LOST IN TIME AND HE CAME BACK FROM THE FUTURE BUT LOST HIS MEMORY AND WAS MISTAKEN FOR fuckin whatever.

And yeah I kept an eye on the ilovebees site because eventually when people fuckin busted their ass to find the embedded wav files in the "corrupted" img files around the site, they eventually just started posting them publicly and gathered onto one of the pages. Most of them were characters not even related to the Halo games in any way, and most of them do things that are totally unrelated to Halo, but there are bunches of very subtle clues that it's taking place in the same time frame and universe on earth. At the end, I think what happens is they find a covenant artifact in some military base and accidentally(?) activate it, sending the covenant the location of earth, which is how they end up there in Halo 2 except "for some reason" they expected earth to be empty or something. Which may either tie in with some part of the wavs I forgot, or some kind of bizarro theory I read on a wiki about how the "forerunners" mentioned in Halo, who supposedly built the halos, are humans from the future, which is why Guilty Spark 324234dsf seems to recognize you or some shit like that. Shit, when did Halo 2 come out, in like 2004? So I forgot most of that shit.
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So no one ever posted about how this is a good game? by Grumah 08/31/2007, 6:48pm PDT NEW
    I think it's cos we all knew :( NT by Cubey 08/31/2007, 8:05pm PDT NEW
    Is that the game where you shoot people and circle strafe? NT by Mischief Maker 08/31/2007, 8:14pm PDT NEW
        No it is a game where you shoot people from behind cover. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/31/2007, 9:04pm PDT NEW
            And all the guys are insanely buff like not even possible (by future standards) NT by Grumah 08/31/2007, 9:06pm PDT NEW
            wow NT by 2002's Full Spectrum Warrior 08/31/2007, 11:20pm PDT NEW
                Except Gears of War is probably one of the best shootan gaems ever. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/31/2007, 11:54pm PDT NEW
                    Gears of War is coop, we're cooping it up now NT by Grumah 09/01/2007, 4:06pm PDT NEW
                Full Spectrum Warrior was a real-time strategy game from 2004 :( NT by Still, nice attempt! 09/01/2007, 1:07am PDT NEW
                Re: wow by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/02/2007, 12:05pm PDT NEW
            Re: No it is a game where you shoot people from behind cover. by Cubey 09/01/2007, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                Also chainsawing people in half is awesome. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/01/2007, 10:35pm PDT NEW
                I would describe it as Space Invaders in 3D, except you can't jump or dig holes. by Jerry Whorebach 09/02/2007, 12:57am PDT NEW
                    Except that it's not anything like Space Invaders in 3D, and you can jump NT by Grumah 09/02/2007, 1:53am PDT NEW
                        Only when the game decides to let you, which is anywhere it might be useful. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/02/2007, 5:00am PDT NEW
                            It is basically anywhere, you just push the A button. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/02/2007, 9:31am PDT NEW
                            That's the only time jumping should be considered acceptable in an action game NT by Grumah 09/02/2007, 12:15pm PDT NEW
                    It turns out one of the inspirations was a horizontal Bionic Commando NT by Grumah 09/02/2007, 12:16pm PDT NEW
    We just finished hardcore coop. NT by Grumah 09/02/2007, 1:53am PDT NEW
        HARDCAAAAWWWWW (spoilers) by Cubey 09/02/2007, 8:39am PDT NEW
            Re: HARDCAAAAWWWWW (spoilers) by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/02/2007, 9:35am PDT NEW
                For your next feat of co-operation, why don't you two team-up and GET A LIFE. NT by The Gay Ball Brothers 09/02/2007, 9:40am PDT NEW
                    Don't you mean DA Gay Ball Bruthars? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/02/2007, 9:46am PDT NEW
                        This probably isn't even BDR anymore =( NT by FABIO 09/02/2007, 10:51am PDT NEW
                            I always thought it was sasy's lj_fuckyoucrew dying of syphillus NT by Grumah 09/02/2007, 12:19pm PDT NEW
                                Yes that is also my suspicion, but if only I could contact the AUTHORITIES and p NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/02/2007, 12:25pm PDT NEW
    Shit you are right, there are no other threads about Gears of War. :( by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/02/2007, 12:45pm PDT NEW
        Oops I didn't complete the sentence at the end there. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/02/2007, 12:46pm PDT NEW
        Review SECOND DRAFT COPY PASTA WITH ONE SENTENCE CHANGED no wait by Grumah 09/02/2007, 1:13pm PDT NEW
            Re: Review SECOND DRAFT COPY PASTA WITH ONE SENTENCE CHANGED no wait by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/02/2007, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                Re: Review SECOND DRAFT COPY PASTA WITH ONE SENTENCE CHANGED no wait by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/02/2007, 1:51pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Review SECOND DRAFT COPY PASTA WITH ONE SENTENCE CHANGED no wait by Gleen 09/03/2007, 8:31pm PDT NEW
                        That's his rank. :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/04/2007, 8:25am PDT NEW
                            Ubisoft knows that even girls want to be the Master Chief. by Jerry Whorebach 09/04/2007, 12:02pm PDT NEW
                                I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Stupid freakin' baby with it's block NT by Cubey 09/04/2007, 12:46pm PDT NEW
                                Sorta like that Metroid vs Halo video by Grumah 09/04/2007, 6:36pm PDT NEW
 
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