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He better not let that bitch catch him playing No More Heroes!
What could be more punk than middle-aged Japanese software developers? wrote:
The company's splash screen before the start of the game proclaims that they are a video game band and informs us that “punk's not dead.” The punk music metaphor couldn't be more apt. What punk rock did for popular music, Grasshopper and Mr. 51 are attempting to do for games. It's fitting that they developed the decidedly independent “No More Heroes” for the Wii, the most commercially successful, mainstream system on the market.
Yes, it's fitting that these rebels rebelled in the most rebellious manner possible - FORMING A CORPORATION WITH THE MISSION STATEMENT OF DESIGNING, BUILDING, AND RELEASING SOFTWARE IN SUCH A WAY AS TO GARNER THE MOST MARKET SHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE SQUEEEDLY SQUEEEEDLY SQUEEEDLY VRRRRROWWWWWW YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *guitar smashes*.
In fairness, the accounting department may have been firing six-shooters in the air and kicking over fancy ice sculptures at the same time they were calculating the return on investment percentage.
In other news certain to cause his girlfriend to threaten to kill herself some more, driving a minivan is now almost punk rock.
vicar of cars, get it? wrote:
Popular culture is so anti-minivan today that driving one is so counter-culture, so in the face of popular biases, so keeping-it-real, that it's almost punk rock.
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GH 3 trolls girlfriend... by E. L. Koba 12/10/2007, 12:05pm PST 
Re: GH 3 trolls girlfriend... by Last 12/10/2007, 12:35pm PST 
Re: GH 3 trolls girlfriend... by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/10/2007, 2:34pm PST 
Re: GH 3 trolls girlfriend... by Ethan Steele 12/10/2007, 3:01pm PST 
She still wants the rockers to spit on her. The sadness come being irrelevant. by Fussbett 12/10/2007, 3:18pm PST 
Punks are known for their intense and passionate sense of struggle and loss. NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/10/2007, 3:25pm PST 
Jerry Garcia Stomp, Baby, Lets Go NT by Fortinbras 12/10/2007, 3:41pm PST 
It would be good if hippies cried more. by Fussbett 12/10/2007, 4:34pm PST 
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read on the internet. by Motherhead 12/10/2007, 5:21pm PST 
Freedom Rock alone should have ended them once and for all. NT by mark 12/16/2007, 7:47am PST 
When rockers do it, it's "spitting." When punks do it... by Belbo Jacopo 12/10/2007, 3:47pm PST 
I know women that act this way about EVERYTHING. NT by Fullofkittens 12/10/2007, 4:08pm PST 
Psychologists call this behavior "normal." NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/10/2007, 4:39pm PST 
Re: GH 3 trolls girlfriend... by I am that girl 12/09/2010, 10:42am PST 
Re: GH 3 trolls girlfriend... by Fussbett 12/09/2010, 2:33pm PST 
Re: GH 3 trolls girlfriend... by I need clarification 12/09/2010, 4:15pm PST 
"I slap the pause button and scramble after her" by Last 12/10/2007, 6:30pm PST 
To embellish he should've changed it to "I slap her and keep playing." NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/10/2007, 6:39pm PST 
Man "decides." NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/10/2007, 4:19pm PST 
If trolling is involved then it should be copied and pasted here in its entirity by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/10/2007, 4:21pm PST 
Signed... V NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/10/2007, 5:13pm PST 
If trolling is involved then it should be copied and pasted here in its entirity by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/08/2010, 3:01pm PST 
So is.............. is music alive by any chance? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/10/2007, 4:54pm PST 
PS: My official response is posted to my livejournal instead. :( by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/10/2007, 4:57pm PST 
Thanks :( NT by Caltrops 12/10/2007, 5:40pm PST 
Yeah I've only been writing like 50 DS game reviews on here. >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/10/2007, 6:00pm PST 
Re: Yeah I've only been writing like 50 DS game reviews on here. >:(!! by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/11/2007, 11:41am PST 
Thanks :( NT by Caltrops 12/11/2007, 1:02pm PST 
You're going to need a vacation after a vacation like that! NT by one lady in your office 12/11/2007, 1:49pm PST 
"gaming office" NT by Rafiki 12/10/2007, 9:24pm PST 
Does that ending mean he thinks he's become punk now? by Worm 12/16/2007, 11:20am PST 
Re: Does that ending mean he thinks he's become punk now? by Last 01/30/2008, 8:56am PST 
Blame it all on their roots, they showed up in boots and ruined my black tie aff NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/30/2008, 12:00pm PST 
Music is ded NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 09/10/2023, 10:29pm PDT 
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