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I'll take over by Backup whore poster 04/07/2008, 9:00pm PDT
So my gf has been enamored lately of this massage place near our house. She loves it because it's cheap! She gets the "special," which is 20 minutes foot massage then 30 minutes body, for $39. That is cheap. And she says it's good, too. So good, in fact, that she insisted I try it when I complained once too often about my aching back and aching legs (and aching arms).

A few years ago I was really into the "escort" scene. I frequented this site called The Erotic Review (yeah, it's still there and thriving), where everyone writes up reviews of their most recent escort (also called "provider") experience. Admission was two reviews a month or some monthly fee if you couldn't get it together to fuck two whores in one month and then write about it. Everything on the site is codified and the relationship between providers and "hobbyists" is established and inviolate: if you have a problem with any aspect of paying for or being paid for sex, take it elsewhere. If you doubt that providers have a real and emotional connection with their hobbyist clients (especially when the hobbyist visits their "ATF" (all time favorite)), go tell it on the mountain. If you think the steady influx of fresh Chinese providers is due to any other factor than the fact that young Chinese girls can't wait to get to America and fuck random strangers every day between 10am and midnight, you clearly don't understand how the global economy works. You get the picture.

As with all closed communities, the in-jokes and especially nomenclature has been taking to baffling heights. You might be able to divine that DATY is an acronym for cunnilingus from its context in the review, but what would you do with BBBJTCIM? Not to mention CG, RCG, CBJ? At first I thought these were a pathetic attempt to evade prosecution by any law enforcement (LE) officials perusing the board, much along the lines of calling marijuana any number of hip names. I'm probably wrong on both counts, but in hobby reviewing it's clearly meant to let the writer off the hook describing an act he'd just as soon not. Some of the guys seem absolutely stunned by their experiences, others choose to report each as if they were on a porn set ("so I was pumping her doggy style for about three hours...").

At first I was simply a lurker, but I was single and horny and tired of not having sex and the normative effects of reading endless stories about how great it was having sex with (somewhat) hot chicks without effort eventually caused me to put down the mouse and pick up the phone (then put down the phone and pick up the mouse again, repeat, etc.). I won't go into all the details now in case the QB drought forces my hand LATER ON, but suffice to say I was heavily into the scene for a couple years, and got to know the routine pretty well.

Like QB I favored Asian escorts because they looked younger longer and they were a bargain. This is why QB likes them, make no mistake. As mentioned, there is a steady influx of them, so much so the LE in the cities with the densest populations of Asians have stopped trying to shut down the import trade and instead leave it to the feds to investigate human trafficking. But there is no time to contemplate that stuff when you are arguing with a madam about what exactly you meant when you said "big tits," or when you realize you have about five minutes to shower with the girl before the next one leads her hobbyist in there. These are not times to debate the morality of fucking a girl who is here MAYBE against her complete will or at least without her full enthusiasm versus fucking a white girl who is clearly strung out on something horrible and will definitely infect you with something worse. These are not times for contemplation, people. These are times for fumbling action.

A lot of the guys on TER like to go to strip clubs and try their best to get HJs or BBBJs in the back rooms. It's not because the girls are better looking or they like the idea of (almost) public sex, but it's the removal of the "sure thing," element that excites them. And they don't have to go back to the relatively low percentage batting average of normal dating, where a blowjob ten minutes after meeting someone is UNLIKELY at best. Similarly, others go to massage parlors where the chances are higher than strip clubs, yet still not 100% guaranteed. This also adds the threat of LE choosing to bust the place while you're there, which can lead to all sorts of horrible consequences, not the least of which is you probably won't even finish.

The massage parlor my gf sent me to is absolutely legit, despite being staffed entirely by Thais. They rope you in by having a cute girl behind the counter (so tall and statuesque in her high heel boots you might mistake her for Korean if you weren't paying attention). I spent the time while she processed my credit card staring at how incredibly tight her jeans were across her crotch and wondering if I offered her $100 to do the massage herself whether she would take it (she wouldn't, of course). The actual woman doing my massage would be described as "plump," though far from obese and maybe not even fat. She did the foot massage out in the waiting area/foot massage lobby, where the only other person was a guy who walked in straight from the gym (apparently), and spend the next ten minutes waiting for his masseuse while repeating "okay, okay," to himself, as if psyching himself up for some spectacular session. Clearly he had the wrong idea UNLIKE MYSELF.

Nothing can put doubt in your mind faster than a woman's hands on your ass, and then between your legs, even ALMOST up to areas that they should touch unless they mean to finish the job. And where was that sheet? I couldn't tell anymore if it was covering everything or if the whole charade of modesty had been rendered absurd. I also didn't know whether to allow myself to become excited, and already muscle memory was causing me to shift EVER SO SLIGHTLY as I would when getting the pre-sex massage from the Chinese girls back in the day. The idea was I would pretend I was just getting a massage and then somehow try to be surprised when my dick ended up in her mouth. This was as far as I'd go with it, I would not go to a massage parlor and try this shit, or so I thought. Already I didn't even mind if this girl was plump, she knew what she was doing and could have had me off in about three seconds if she wanted. However, that cuts both ways and she put an end to my shifting stunts with some firm but not obvious pressure to my hip from her left hand, immobilizing me, and finished the massage in style, if not happy style.
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I have the best new job! It's better than yours but now is no time to boast!... by Quétinbec 03/25/2008, 9:13pm PDT NEW
    They'll see right through you, give up. by Last 03/25/2008, 9:38pm PDT NEW
        Re: They'll see right through you, give up. by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 12:55am PDT NEW
            QB is not impressed by an "obscene amount of money". Any old father has that. NT by Fussbett 03/27/2008, 10:03am PDT NEW
                Constant rotting fish stench, hairy-legged whores... now THOSE is impressive. NT by Last 03/27/2008, 10:09am PDT NEW
                    Weak complaints! Give it more thought. NT by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 4:25pm PDT NEW
                        You want me to make your case for you? by Last 03/27/2008, 7:39pm PDT NEW
    Re: I have the best new job! It's better than yours but now is no time to boast! by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 11:25pm PDT NEW
    Play to your strengths: procure whores for them by I need clarification 03/25/2008, 11:58pm PDT NEW
    I'll be kinder than INC by Fussbett 03/26/2008, 1:35am PDT NEW
        Re: I'll be kinder than INC by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 1:07am PDT NEW
            just say your role focused on asset gathering and requirements gathering NT by you idiot 03/27/2008, 9:50am PDT NEW
            Re: I'll be kinder than INC by Fussbett 03/27/2008, 10:12am PDT NEW
                Here's a comment that might sound prejudiced (racist) by Fullofkittens 03/27/2008, 3:59pm PDT NEW
                    wait, is this job in India or somewhere else? NT by Fullofkittens 03/27/2008, 4:01pm PDT NEW
                    Who the fuck needs help getting work in India? I need help lying about it. by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 4:28pm PDT NEW
                        Well, Satyam would make a lot of money, maybe not you. NT by Fullofkittens 03/27/2008, 5:27pm PDT NEW
    Quentin Beck you are but a click away from owing me bigtime by Ray of Light 03/26/2008, 11:29am PDT NEW
        I would agree with you if he was going for an interview, which he's not. NT by Fussbett 03/26/2008, 1:04pm PDT NEW
        Thanks Ray. Will read that man. NT by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 1:08am PDT NEW
    I think there is reason for guarded optimism. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/26/2008, 11:39am PDT NEW
        Re: I think there is reason for guarded optimism. by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 1:21am PDT NEW
            You will live your dream, your dream of living in Hong Kong. NT by I believe in YOU. 03/27/2008, 9:52am PDT NEW
                Hong Kong: the best 7 million people on Earth? by Fussbett 03/27/2008, 10:15am PDT NEW
                    Would you settle for a yurt in Sheepfuckistan? NT by Fortinbras 03/27/2008, 2:56pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Hong Kong: the best 7 million people on Earth? by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 4:31pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Hong Kong: the best 7 million people on Earth? by Mischief Maker 03/27/2008, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Hong Kong: the best 7 million people on Earth? by Ed Gein 03/29/2008, 10:58am PDT NEW
                            Heretical.com is normally such a reliable source... by Fussbett 03/30/2008, 12:36am PDT NEW
                                SAM GAMGEE NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/30/2008, 11:25am PDT NEW
                                    SAM GAMGEE NT by directed by FRUIT CHAN 04/07/2008, 7:24am PDT NEW
                                Speaking of that! by Fullofkittens 03/30/2008, 12:07pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Hong Kong: the best 7 million people on Earth? by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/28/2008, 6:44pm PDT NEW
    Aligning web pages is fairly difficult, I wouldn't beat yourself up about that NT by Harry Knowles 03/26/2008, 1:14pm PDT NEW
    I wish someone would help me with my web site business! by Polar Bear 03/26/2008, 1:33pm PDT NEW
    I got hired based on a pathological resume once. by bink 03/27/2008, 12:08pm PDT NEW
        WRKSYSVAL by McMoo knows that too 03/28/2008, 9:56am PDT NEW
            Their payroll, something-or-another system was all custom written. by bink 03/28/2008, 2:31pm PDT NEW
    Re: I have the best new job! It's better than yours but now is no time to boast! by Zsenitan 03/27/2008, 5:37pm PDT NEW
        Fuck you Zseni. by Quétinbec 04/03/2008, 11:35pm PDT NEW
            What if QB announced his adulthood to the world NT by And the world didn't give a fuck? 04/04/2008, 12:30am PDT NEW
                You mean like this? by Mischief Maker 04/04/2008, 1:34pm PDT NEW
            Re: Fuck you Zseni. by Zsenitan wins! 04/04/2008, 12:04pm PDT NEW
                Re: Fuck you Zseni. by Quétinbec 04/04/2008, 6:10pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Fuck you Zseni. by Zsenitan 04/04/2008, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                        How many law schools did you actually go to? I mean, personally. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/04/2008, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                            Incompetents vs. competents SHOWDOWN by Zsenitan 04/04/2008, 8:33pm PDT NEW
                                http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=77327 NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/04/2008, 8:36pm PDT NEW
                        Sexy photos, please! by Quétinbec 04/05/2008, 7:55pm PDT NEW
                            you really don't look that skinny by bombMexico 04/05/2008, 8:27pm PDT NEW
                                Whore memories by Quétinbec 04/06/2008, 7:51pm PDT NEW
                                    this mirror is my kindred NT by Zseni's carpet 04/06/2008, 9:06pm PDT NEW
                                    Whore broke snake bottle :( by Quentin Beck 04/07/2008, 6:35am PDT NEW
                                    more pictures of you beating off to yourself while filming plz :( by bombMexico 04/08/2008, 12:45am PDT NEW
                            Re: Sexy photos, please! by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/05/2008, 9:34pm PDT NEW
                            Your wishes answered! by Zsenitan 04/06/2008, 11:39pm PDT NEW
                                Posting pics of oneself: cowardice. Hiding behind an A&F model: SO BRAVE by Last 04/07/2008, 9:23am PDT NEW
                                    Those pictures are of you? Mine was of me. And we both have just as much by evidence on the ground. 04/07/2008, 11:00am PDT NEW
                                        wait, you think it was QB that tried to get her fired for being a racist? NT by suckers 04/07/2008, 11:38am PDT NEW
                                Re: Your wishes answered! by Quentin Beck 04/07/2008, 9:35am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Your wishes answered! by evidence on the ground. 04/07/2008, 11:04am PDT NEW
                                        MOM? DAD?! WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING?! WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE ONE BIG HAPPY NT by WHORE-BONING PORN-SPAMMING FAMILY?! 04/07/2008, 11:36am PDT NEW
                                        hey, I want in on this by Mysterio 04/07/2008, 11:38am PDT NEW
                                            Re: hey, I want in on this by Zsenitan 04/07/2008, 11:51am PDT NEW
                                                It's a little late to be setting boundaries =( NT by Fortinbras 04/07/2008, 1:01pm PDT NEW
                                                    It's odd that she would object to something at this stage. NT by Fortinbrasbot 04/07/2008, 1:09pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: It's a little late to be setting boundaries =( by Souffle of Pain 04/07/2008, 2:35pm PDT NEW
                                                        veronica's real name isn't even veronica? by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: veronica's real name isn't even veronica? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/07/2008, 4:12pm PDT NEW
                                                                She was bipolar too. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                                                        Don't forget that at first he told everyone it was veroinca's fault. NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2008, 2:59pm PDT NEW
                                                            So sb shitstormed bdr on AIM just to keep up the ploy. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 3:00pm PDT NEW
                                                        Huh? by laudablepuss 04/07/2008, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                                                            Please people this is about me and Quentin Beck and that other person by Mysterio 04/07/2008, 3:35pm PDT NEW
                                                            Explain it to laudablepuss, AS YOU WOULD A CHILD. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 4:00pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Huh? by Souffle of Pain 04/07/2008, 4:05pm PDT NEW
                                                                I don't know Umberto, but he WAS in the Capitol Steps. NT by Last 04/07/2008, 4:24pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Umberto was from gamer's angst as far as I know. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                        He was the funniest of the OMM Old Guard. by Mischief Maker 04/07/2008, 7:16pm PDT NEW
                                                            What? NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2008, 6:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                I know! NT by laudablepuss 04/07/2008, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Lost. Confused. Posting anyways. NT by Fortinbras 04/07/2008, 10:38pm PDT NEW
                                        LOOK OUT FOR THE EVIDENCE ON THE GROUND *dives away before it explodes* NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 11:59am PDT NEW
                                Well, well, well! by Quétinbec 04/07/2008, 6:53pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Well, well, well! by Mischief Maker 04/07/2008, 7:47pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Well, well, well! by evidence on the ground. 04/07/2008, 8:58pm PDT NEW
                                        ator NT by ha ha 04/07/2008, 10:32pm PDT NEW
                                            No, it's not. by evidence on the ground. 04/08/2008, 5:55am PDT NEW
                                                your name is only slightly worse than by I Need Clarification 04/08/2008, 9:02am PDT NEW
                                                That's exactly what an ator is. So........................... NT by ha ha 04/08/2008, 9:21am PDT NEW
                                                    No, an Ator requires that you have been posing as a different person. NT by Mischief Makers 04/08/2008, 9:40am PDT NEW
                                                        Often an imaginary person, Bananadine for instance. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/08/2008, 10:09am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: No, an Ator requires that you have been posing as a different person. by ha ha 04/08/2008, 11:14am PDT NEW
                                                            Re: No, an Ator requires that you have been posing as a different person. by evidence on the ground. 04/08/2008, 11:55am PDT NEW
                                                                Explaining how the message board rules work is very Qt3, both of you NT by I need clarification 04/08/2008, 4:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Except still not quite as gay as qt3. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/08/2008, 4:20pm PDT NEW
                                    I'll take over by Backup whore poster 04/07/2008, 9:00pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: I'll take over by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/07/2008, 11:03pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: I'll take over by Backup whore poster 04/07/2008, 11:08pm PDT NEW
                                                OKAY I WILL RETIRE OR ASTOUND YOU AGAIN NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/08/2008, 12:43am PDT NEW
                                        Not so good, Zseni. by Quétinbec 04/08/2008, 6:39pm PDT NEW
                                            True, that kind of behavior was more in-line with Omega Supreme NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/08/2008, 6:49pm PDT NEW
                                            You're wrong about it being Zseni and you're starting to make me sad. :( by Backup whore poster 04/08/2008, 7:40pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: You're wrong about it being Zseni and you're starting to make me sad. :( by Quétinbec 04/09/2008, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                                                    I'm serious, but I think I'm done. Fuck you for destroying what you say you love NT by Backup whore poster 04/09/2008, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                                        Jesus fucking christ, I can't get over this shit!!! by Backup whore poster 04/09/2008, 11:15pm PDT NEW
                                                            The drama and sobbing has gotten a lot better lately. NT by laudablepuss 04/10/2008, 12:29am PDT NEW
                                                                Can somebody just recap this? Maybe write a review? by Fortinbras 04/10/2008, 12:32am PDT NEW
                                                                    THE STORY SO FAR by Ice Cream Jonsey ITSO Wikipedia 04/10/2008, 1:16am PDT NEW
                                                                        *honest life assessment high fives* NT by Zsenitan 04/10/2008, 1:21am PDT NEW
                                                                        You missed the best parts: TWO (more) high school dropping out admissions. NT by Fussbett 04/10/2008, 2:21am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: THE STORY SO FAR by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 2:23am PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: THE STORY SO FAR by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/10/2008, 11:54am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: THE STORY SO FAR by bombMexico 04/11/2008, 12:13am PDT NEW
                                                            Like the Krogan, too much alike to work towards a common goal by bombMexico 04/10/2008, 2:23am PDT NEW
                            I'd hit it. NT by Tony 04/07/2008, 3:48am PDT NEW
    Re: I have the best new job! It's better than yours but now is no time to boast! by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/30/2008, 1:30pm PDT NEW
        He's busy moving to Hong Kong. NT by Fussbett 03/31/2008, 12:48am PDT NEW
            Or a country with a policy of non-extradition NT by Fortinbras 03/31/2008, 12:52am PDT NEW
        nah, I got them fellas too! by Bush 03/31/2008, 1:19am PDT NEW
    Whatever happened to QB? NT by Not QB 12/22/2013, 10:44pm PST NEW
        Tested positive for HIV, arrested trying to sneak back into Bahrain, executed NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 12/22/2013, 11:13pm PST NEW
            It's sad that this is probably the prediction most in line with his behavior NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 7:19am PST NEW
        Wasn't he just Jerry? NT by fabio 12/23/2013, 12:20am PST NEW
        He had to move to smaller and smaller forums in search of gullible audience. by Last 12/23/2013, 4:53am PST NEW
 
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