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Not so good, Zseni. by Quétinbec 04/08/2008, 6:39pm PDT
Backup whore poster wrote:

I frequented this site called The Erotic Review (yeah, it's still there and thriving), where everyone writes up reviews of their most recent escort (also called "provider") experience. Admission was two reviews a month or some monthly fee if you couldn't get it together to fuck two whores in one month and then write about it. Everything on the site is codified and the relationship between providers and "hobbyists" is established and inviolate: if you have a problem with any aspect of paying for or being paid for sex, take it elsewhere. If you doubt that providers have a real and emotional connection with their hobbyist clients (especially when the hobbyist visits their "ATF" (all time favorite)), go tell it on the mountain. If you think the steady influx of fresh Chinese providers is due to any other factor than the fact that young Chinese girls can't wait to get to America and fuck random strangers every day between 10am and midnight, you clearly don't understand how the global economy works. You get the picture.


Girls don't know anything about whoring, so bad try Zseni. Even whores don't know much about whoring. When I hear whores say shit in documentaries like, "All men want is for you to make them feel special. It doesn't matter what they think: they want to feel special." I feel like slapping them on the ass. What would a whore know about making a man 'feel special'? The reason most whores are in their situation is because they can't make men feel special. Imagine a few seconds after sticking your dick in a whore if she started groaning, "Oh, fuck yeah; it feels so fucking good." which is about the extent of their 'making you feel special'. Who's gonna buy that? A piece of shit will. Guys do. Guys come back because what the fuck else are they going to do? They don't know any better. Better were my first whores who came in, undressed, said nothing, and fucked me. I would have liked more control but I was very lucky, all things considered, and very, very lucky if I don't have AIDS (I've still got Giardia after more than a year! WTF!!!).

Perhaps if they'd spoken English they would have fucked it up by saying things and that's one of many reasons I'd never fuck whores in a developed country. I consider myself a completely different person from someone who has fucked whores domestically. That's almost a crime to me. I imagine Western whores will think there's a real art to it and fuck it all up with play acting. What are you supposed to say when a stranger tells you you've got a nice cock? It's just awkward. My most expensive whore spoke English and tried to make me feel special by telling me how handsome I was and how nice my shirt was, etc... I tried my hardest to look incredulous (suck my raised eyebrows, bitch!) because I didn't want her to think I was fooled. I wanted to impress her by not being tricked by her lies! I wanted to be different from the American soldiers!

Anyone is gorgeous under those lights but you can't believe her compliments because it's so unnatural for strangers to begin a conversation like that. It's jarring. I think what people who haven't fucked whores don't count on when they make the leap is that the whore is a stranger and all the normal stranger shit like awkwardness and fear applies when meeting them also. Talking to strangers is hard work and talking to a strange whore is even harder because the idea of small talk is laughable in this context. The girl could remove herself from this context and make things much easier on the 'John' by treating herself as an object - by saying nothing and being completely docile.

Most whores I fucked were very methodical and in control and didn't speak English so the awkwardness was not so big an issue. I'm happy with that but it was completely on rails which is perhaps why I've never wanked over those experiences in the time since. My ideal situation would have me entering a room with a whore sitting nicely dressed on a bed and she wouldn't look at me and I could just stare at her for a few minutes before walking over and undressing her an positioning her, etc... That would probably be pretty weird too, though. You can't really plan these things in advance because there's so much stupid shit that comes up in the moment. You could feel sorry for her and if she was completely motionless, you'd probably laugh at her after a few minutes. It's complicated which is perhaps why mostly dumb people do it.


Backup whore poster wrote:


A lot of the guys on TER like to go to strip clubs and try their best to get HJs or BBBJs in the back rooms. It's not because the girls are better looking or they like the idea of (almost) public sex, but it's the removal of the "sure thing," element that excites them.


This is also wrong. You're confusing uncertainty with surprise. I've already mentioned this, but the best part of the experience for me and probably most people was knowing for sure the next person walking through the door would fuck me within a minute. It's the closest you can get as an adult to match the childhood surprise of unwrapping Christmas presents. It's there for sure; it's yours; it's awesome, but for fuck's sake what is it?!?! Unlike Christmas presents, though, you don't have time to be disappointed because a smaller than expected Metroplex won't, out of the box, drop its pants, lube its cunt, and start issuing instructions before you've had time to form an impression. At worst it's just bewildering.



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I have the best new job! It's better than yours but now is no time to boast!... by Quétinbec 03/25/2008, 9:13pm PDT NEW
    They'll see right through you, give up. by Last 03/25/2008, 9:38pm PDT NEW
        Re: They'll see right through you, give up. by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 12:55am PDT NEW
            QB is not impressed by an "obscene amount of money". Any old father has that. NT by Fussbett 03/27/2008, 10:03am PDT NEW
                Constant rotting fish stench, hairy-legged whores... now THOSE is impressive. NT by Last 03/27/2008, 10:09am PDT NEW
                    Weak complaints! Give it more thought. NT by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 4:25pm PDT NEW
                        You want me to make your case for you? by Last 03/27/2008, 7:39pm PDT NEW
    Re: I have the best new job! It's better than yours but now is no time to boast! by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 11:25pm PDT NEW
    Play to your strengths: procure whores for them by I need clarification 03/25/2008, 11:58pm PDT NEW
    I'll be kinder than INC by Fussbett 03/26/2008, 1:35am PDT NEW
        Re: I'll be kinder than INC by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 1:07am PDT NEW
            just say your role focused on asset gathering and requirements gathering NT by you idiot 03/27/2008, 9:50am PDT NEW
            Re: I'll be kinder than INC by Fussbett 03/27/2008, 10:12am PDT NEW
                Here's a comment that might sound prejudiced (racist) by Fullofkittens 03/27/2008, 3:59pm PDT NEW
                    wait, is this job in India or somewhere else? NT by Fullofkittens 03/27/2008, 4:01pm PDT NEW
                    Who the fuck needs help getting work in India? I need help lying about it. by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 4:28pm PDT NEW
                        Well, Satyam would make a lot of money, maybe not you. NT by Fullofkittens 03/27/2008, 5:27pm PDT NEW
    Quentin Beck you are but a click away from owing me bigtime by Ray of Light 03/26/2008, 11:29am PDT NEW
        I would agree with you if he was going for an interview, which he's not. NT by Fussbett 03/26/2008, 1:04pm PDT NEW
        Thanks Ray. Will read that man. NT by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 1:08am PDT NEW
    I think there is reason for guarded optimism. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/26/2008, 11:39am PDT NEW
        Re: I think there is reason for guarded optimism. by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 1:21am PDT NEW
            You will live your dream, your dream of living in Hong Kong. NT by I believe in YOU. 03/27/2008, 9:52am PDT NEW
                Hong Kong: the best 7 million people on Earth? by Fussbett 03/27/2008, 10:15am PDT NEW
                    Would you settle for a yurt in Sheepfuckistan? NT by Fortinbras 03/27/2008, 2:56pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Hong Kong: the best 7 million people on Earth? by Quétinbec 03/27/2008, 4:31pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Hong Kong: the best 7 million people on Earth? by Mischief Maker 03/27/2008, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Hong Kong: the best 7 million people on Earth? by Ed Gein 03/29/2008, 10:58am PDT NEW
                            Heretical.com is normally such a reliable source... by Fussbett 03/30/2008, 12:36am PDT NEW
                                SAM GAMGEE NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/30/2008, 11:25am PDT NEW
                                    SAM GAMGEE NT by directed by FRUIT CHAN 04/07/2008, 7:24am PDT NEW
                                Speaking of that! by Fullofkittens 03/30/2008, 12:07pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Hong Kong: the best 7 million people on Earth? by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/28/2008, 6:44pm PDT NEW
    Aligning web pages is fairly difficult, I wouldn't beat yourself up about that NT by Harry Knowles 03/26/2008, 1:14pm PDT NEW
    I wish someone would help me with my web site business! by Polar Bear 03/26/2008, 1:33pm PDT NEW
    I got hired based on a pathological resume once. by bink 03/27/2008, 12:08pm PDT NEW
        WRKSYSVAL by McMoo knows that too 03/28/2008, 9:56am PDT NEW
            Their payroll, something-or-another system was all custom written. by bink 03/28/2008, 2:31pm PDT NEW
    Re: I have the best new job! It's better than yours but now is no time to boast! by Zsenitan 03/27/2008, 5:37pm PDT NEW
        Fuck you Zseni. by Quétinbec 04/03/2008, 11:35pm PDT NEW
            What if QB announced his adulthood to the world NT by And the world didn't give a fuck? 04/04/2008, 12:30am PDT NEW
                You mean like this? by Mischief Maker 04/04/2008, 1:34pm PDT NEW
            Re: Fuck you Zseni. by Zsenitan wins! 04/04/2008, 12:04pm PDT NEW
                Re: Fuck you Zseni. by Quétinbec 04/04/2008, 6:10pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Fuck you Zseni. by Zsenitan 04/04/2008, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                        How many law schools did you actually go to? I mean, personally. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/04/2008, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                            Incompetents vs. competents SHOWDOWN by Zsenitan 04/04/2008, 8:33pm PDT NEW
                                http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=77327 NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/04/2008, 8:36pm PDT NEW
                        Sexy photos, please! by Quétinbec 04/05/2008, 7:55pm PDT NEW
                            you really don't look that skinny by bombMexico 04/05/2008, 8:27pm PDT NEW
                                Whore memories by Quétinbec 04/06/2008, 7:51pm PDT NEW
                                    this mirror is my kindred NT by Zseni's carpet 04/06/2008, 9:06pm PDT NEW
                                    Whore broke snake bottle :( by Quentin Beck 04/07/2008, 6:35am PDT NEW
                                    more pictures of you beating off to yourself while filming plz :( by bombMexico 04/08/2008, 12:45am PDT NEW
                            Re: Sexy photos, please! by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/05/2008, 9:34pm PDT NEW
                            Your wishes answered! by Zsenitan 04/06/2008, 11:39pm PDT NEW
                                Posting pics of oneself: cowardice. Hiding behind an A&F model: SO BRAVE by Last 04/07/2008, 9:23am PDT NEW
                                    Those pictures are of you? Mine was of me. And we both have just as much by evidence on the ground. 04/07/2008, 11:00am PDT NEW
                                        wait, you think it was QB that tried to get her fired for being a racist? NT by suckers 04/07/2008, 11:38am PDT NEW
                                Re: Your wishes answered! by Quentin Beck 04/07/2008, 9:35am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Your wishes answered! by evidence on the ground. 04/07/2008, 11:04am PDT NEW
                                        MOM? DAD?! WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING?! WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE ONE BIG HAPPY NT by WHORE-BONING PORN-SPAMMING FAMILY?! 04/07/2008, 11:36am PDT NEW
                                        hey, I want in on this by Mysterio 04/07/2008, 11:38am PDT NEW
                                            Re: hey, I want in on this by Zsenitan 04/07/2008, 11:51am PDT NEW
                                                It's a little late to be setting boundaries =( NT by Fortinbras 04/07/2008, 1:01pm PDT NEW
                                                    It's odd that she would object to something at this stage. NT by Fortinbrasbot 04/07/2008, 1:09pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: It's a little late to be setting boundaries =( by Souffle of Pain 04/07/2008, 2:35pm PDT NEW
                                                        veronica's real name isn't even veronica? by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: veronica's real name isn't even veronica? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/07/2008, 4:12pm PDT NEW
                                                                She was bipolar too. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                                                        Don't forget that at first he told everyone it was veroinca's fault. NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2008, 2:59pm PDT NEW
                                                            So sb shitstormed bdr on AIM just to keep up the ploy. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 3:00pm PDT NEW
                                                        Huh? by laudablepuss 04/07/2008, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                                                            Please people this is about me and Quentin Beck and that other person by Mysterio 04/07/2008, 3:35pm PDT NEW
                                                            Explain it to laudablepuss, AS YOU WOULD A CHILD. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 4:00pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Huh? by Souffle of Pain 04/07/2008, 4:05pm PDT NEW
                                                                I don't know Umberto, but he WAS in the Capitol Steps. NT by Last 04/07/2008, 4:24pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Umberto was from gamer's angst as far as I know. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                        He was the funniest of the OMM Old Guard. by Mischief Maker 04/07/2008, 7:16pm PDT NEW
                                                            What? NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2008, 6:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                I know! NT by laudablepuss 04/07/2008, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Lost. Confused. Posting anyways. NT by Fortinbras 04/07/2008, 10:38pm PDT NEW
                                        LOOK OUT FOR THE EVIDENCE ON THE GROUND *dives away before it explodes* NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 11:59am PDT NEW
                                Well, well, well! by Quétinbec 04/07/2008, 6:53pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Well, well, well! by Mischief Maker 04/07/2008, 7:47pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Well, well, well! by evidence on the ground. 04/07/2008, 8:58pm PDT NEW
                                        ator NT by ha ha 04/07/2008, 10:32pm PDT NEW
                                            No, it's not. by evidence on the ground. 04/08/2008, 5:55am PDT NEW
                                                your name is only slightly worse than by I Need Clarification 04/08/2008, 9:02am PDT NEW
                                                That's exactly what an ator is. So........................... NT by ha ha 04/08/2008, 9:21am PDT NEW
                                                    No, an Ator requires that you have been posing as a different person. NT by Mischief Makers 04/08/2008, 9:40am PDT NEW
                                                        Often an imaginary person, Bananadine for instance. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/08/2008, 10:09am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: No, an Ator requires that you have been posing as a different person. by ha ha 04/08/2008, 11:14am PDT NEW
                                                            Re: No, an Ator requires that you have been posing as a different person. by evidence on the ground. 04/08/2008, 11:55am PDT NEW
                                                                Explaining how the message board rules work is very Qt3, both of you NT by I need clarification 04/08/2008, 4:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Except still not quite as gay as qt3. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/08/2008, 4:20pm PDT NEW
                                    I'll take over by Backup whore poster 04/07/2008, 9:00pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: I'll take over by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/07/2008, 11:03pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: I'll take over by Backup whore poster 04/07/2008, 11:08pm PDT NEW
                                                OKAY I WILL RETIRE OR ASTOUND YOU AGAIN NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/08/2008, 12:43am PDT NEW
                                        Not so good, Zseni. by Quétinbec 04/08/2008, 6:39pm PDT NEW
                                            True, that kind of behavior was more in-line with Omega Supreme NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/08/2008, 6:49pm PDT NEW
                                            You're wrong about it being Zseni and you're starting to make me sad. :( by Backup whore poster 04/08/2008, 7:40pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: You're wrong about it being Zseni and you're starting to make me sad. :( by Quétinbec 04/09/2008, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                                                    I'm serious, but I think I'm done. Fuck you for destroying what you say you love NT by Backup whore poster 04/09/2008, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                                        Jesus fucking christ, I can't get over this shit!!! by Backup whore poster 04/09/2008, 11:15pm PDT NEW
                                                            The drama and sobbing has gotten a lot better lately. NT by laudablepuss 04/10/2008, 12:29am PDT NEW
                                                                Can somebody just recap this? Maybe write a review? by Fortinbras 04/10/2008, 12:32am PDT NEW
                                                                    THE STORY SO FAR by Ice Cream Jonsey ITSO Wikipedia 04/10/2008, 1:16am PDT NEW
                                                                        *honest life assessment high fives* NT by Zsenitan 04/10/2008, 1:21am PDT NEW
                                                                        You missed the best parts: TWO (more) high school dropping out admissions. NT by Fussbett 04/10/2008, 2:21am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: THE STORY SO FAR by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 2:23am PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: THE STORY SO FAR by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/10/2008, 11:54am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: THE STORY SO FAR by bombMexico 04/11/2008, 12:13am PDT NEW
                                                            Like the Krogan, too much alike to work towards a common goal by bombMexico 04/10/2008, 2:23am PDT NEW
                            I'd hit it. NT by Tony 04/07/2008, 3:48am PDT NEW
    Re: I have the best new job! It's better than yours but now is no time to boast! by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/30/2008, 1:30pm PDT NEW
        He's busy moving to Hong Kong. NT by Fussbett 03/31/2008, 12:48am PDT NEW
            Or a country with a policy of non-extradition NT by Fortinbras 03/31/2008, 12:52am PDT NEW
        nah, I got them fellas too! by Bush 03/31/2008, 1:19am PDT NEW
    Whatever happened to QB? NT by Not QB 12/22/2013, 10:44pm PST NEW
        Tested positive for HIV, arrested trying to sneak back into Bahrain, executed NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 12/22/2013, 11:13pm PST NEW
            It's sad that this is probably the prediction most in line with his behavior NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 7:19am PST NEW
        Wasn't he just Jerry? NT by fabio 12/23/2013, 12:20am PST NEW
        He had to move to smaller and smaller forums in search of gullible audience. by Last 12/23/2013, 4:53am PST NEW
 
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