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Re: Valve docs: Fuck Off by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 5:44pm PDT
Entropy Stew wrote:

Fuck Off


Ah, good find. They really are horrible at this.

Right now, Steamworks is a platform framework that's built for scale. It is appropriate for use in broad release commercial games, but we don't think it and our support infrastructure is ready for Mods or games likely to have a very small install base or just starting out with growing their user base. It's a bit of a judgment call on our part that we have to make but past history can give you some examples of Mods and games that have reached an audience size that we think can best leverage the Steamworks features (e.g. Day of Defeat, Counter-Strike, Garry's Mod).


I don't care if Valve thinks my stuff is too irrelevant to bother with, but 1) it would have been nice to see this clarified by the 800 sites that carried the original article and 2) since I am not making a mod, I didn't bother to click on their disclaimer for mods. Apparently they'd like you to justify your company's existence in a mail before you get started, not that you'll get so much as a form rejection letter if you fail.

(I also like the bit about how their stuff is built "for scale." Rather than say, "Some of your games are too stupid for us to bother with," they put in some anti-intellectual stuff about a platform that offers better performance when thousands of people are involved instead of dozens. It's too bad they didn't have it ready for the BioShock release!)


ICJ

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            Re: PUSSY! FOR NOT ANSWERING HIS QUESTION. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/30/2004, 12:23am PDT NEW
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                            CUNT by CUNTILLy-TAMPON-AFRAID-CUNT 07/31/2004, 9:55am PDT NEW
                            Re: That's a big word. by Worm 07/31/2004, 10:45am PDT NEW
    Ordering is closed for this item. :( NT by whydirt 05/13/2008, 1:11pm PDT NEW
        :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/13/2008, 1:18pm PDT NEW
        Sorry about that by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 2:09pm PDT NEW
            When does it come out on Steam? NT by Entropy Stew 05/13/2008, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                Funny you should mention that! by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 2:56pm PDT NEW
                    Solution: by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/13/2008, 4:08pm PDT NEW
                        NOT ANYMORE >:( NT by Chet 05/13/2008, 4:17pm PDT NEW
                    Valve docs: Fuck Off by Entropy Stew 05/13/2008, 5:30pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Valve docs: Fuck Off by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 5:44pm PDT NEW
 
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