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Funny you should mention that! by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 2:56pm PDT
Entropy Stew wrote:



So, back in January, Valve made an announcement about their "Steamworks" service, which would give indie game developers a shitload of resources.

Being of sound mind and body, I like Valve. They make good products, they don't seem to be arrogant about it and their direct download service honestly is easier than finding the goddamn disc all the time. The metrics and integration offered by their Steamworks thing would seemingly benefit everyone: Valve gets metrics on indie games, and I get metrics (OK, it's a text game, I'll more realistically get a metric) and I can push patches out and so forth. I don't care about piracy for my slop, but I guess if I were Inversion or someone, eliminating the zero-day warez release would be another benefit.

But here's the thing - our lovely batch of game journalists got the press release from Valve, announced all the amazing features, and then completely went onto the next thing. Because they are all incompetent, none of them bothered to check out when it would be available, or what would be involved in setting it up, or - God forbid - a quick article on someone's attempts to actually use it. I don't blame Valve for announcing a product and then going into a complete media black hole about it for five months. I do blame the laughable state of the gaming press to not do an ounce of follow-up. Although, to be honest, I find them all reprehensible anyway.

AudioSurf came out using Steamworks, so obviously someone was able to get through to them. Who knows.




ICJ
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Buy My Wares by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/27/2004, 5:52pm PDT NEW
    Getting it and Fallacy of Dawn as soon as paypal fixes their credit card thing by whydirt 07/27/2004, 6:09pm PDT NEW
        I read that as "Phallus of Dawn" NT by FABIO 07/27/2004, 6:14pm PDT NEW
            the first interactive fiction game starring a shemale NT by whydirt 07/28/2004, 12:51pm PDT NEW
    It wasn't as fun as 'Slouching Toward Bedlam' NT by Why, ICJ? Why isn't it? 07/27/2004, 6:19pm PDT NEW
        About time you got a lurker troll NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/28/2004, 5:49pm PDT NEW
        PUSSY! FOR NOT ANSWERING HIS QUESTION. by ROFL-MEISTER 07/29/2004, 9:15pm PDT NEW
            Re: PUSSY! FOR NOT ANSWERING HIS QUESTION. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/30/2004, 12:23am PDT NEW
        33414 NT by 18798 05/13/2008, 1:03pm PDT NEW
            I do appreciate your enthusiasm, but I will have to destroy you. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 2:04pm PDT NEW
    Did you get permission from BDR to advertise on Caltrops? Do I need to, too? NT by I need clarification 07/29/2004, 1:37am PDT NEW
        Please to be stop chewing on Zseni's used Tampons NT by laudablepuss 07/29/2004, 6:29am PDT NEW
            What? NT Julia Hayes? Solar farms!! NT by laudablepuss 07/29/2004, 2:04pm PDT NEW
                I don't even use tampons. by Zseni 07/30/2004, 1:12am PDT NEW
                    Not with MY tax dollars you don't! NT by FABIO 07/30/2004, 2:49am PDT NEW
                    Can't trust anything that bleeds that much and doesn't die. NT by ROFL-MEISTER 07/30/2004, 9:00am PDT NEW
                        You're showing us how it's done, ROLF-MEISTER! by Fussbett 07/30/2004, 12:30pm PDT NEW
                            South Park? by You fucking wish. 07/31/2004, 2:07am PDT NEW
                    You're forgetting panopticism, CUNT! by Foucault 07/30/2004, 9:04am PDT NEW
                        That's a big word. by Zseni 07/31/2004, 8:07am PDT NEW
                            CUNT by CUNTILLy-TAMPON-AFRAID-CUNT 07/31/2004, 9:55am PDT NEW
                            Re: That's a big word. by Worm 07/31/2004, 10:45am PDT NEW
    Ordering is closed for this item. :( NT by whydirt 05/13/2008, 1:11pm PDT NEW
        :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/13/2008, 1:18pm PDT NEW
        Sorry about that by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 2:09pm PDT NEW
            When does it come out on Steam? NT by Entropy Stew 05/13/2008, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                Funny you should mention that! by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 2:56pm PDT NEW
                    Solution: by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/13/2008, 4:08pm PDT NEW
                        NOT ANYMORE >:( NT by Chet 05/13/2008, 4:17pm PDT NEW
                    Valve docs: Fuck Off by Entropy Stew 05/13/2008, 5:30pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Valve docs: Fuck Off by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 5:44pm PDT NEW
 
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