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Shia LaBeouf finds Spielberg trapped by Bioshock spider god. by Fussbett 05/18/2008, 2:01am PDT
http://kotaku.com/5009239/even-spielberg-cannot-beat-bioshocks-mysterious-god-spider-huh

LaBeouf kept following the calls until he got to the director’s office. And there was the master himself: shoes off, socks on, dressed in shooting gear, but sitting behind a computer, stuck on the fifteenth level of a first-person shooter called BioShock.

“This is like months to get to this level, and he can’t get past this one little mysterious spider god, and he’s losing his mind. He’s like, ‘I can’t do it, Shia! I can’t do it.’ ”


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Shia LaBeouf finds Spielberg trapped by Bioshock spider god. by Fussbett 05/18/2008, 2:01am PDT NEW
    I guess that's the twist everyone keeps telling me about, thanks for ruining it. NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/18/2008, 2:27am PDT NEW
        Spoiler: Bioshock has spiders. Crates too. NT by Mischief Galt 05/18/2008, 11:03am PDT NEW
    Re: Shia LaBeouf finds Spielberg trapped by own inhibitions. by Fixed! 05/18/2008, 3:45pm PDT NEW
        Also animoo sucks. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2008, 3:49pm PDT NEW
            Just not LITERALLY, as then NORMAL people might also get some use out of it. NT by Fixed! 05/18/2008, 4:20pm PDT NEW
                Are you implying cosplayers are not normal? THEY ARE JUST ENJOYING THEMSELVES W NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2008, 4:48pm PDT NEW
    I can just imagine Spielberg's (assistant's?) pitch for Boom Blox... by Jerry Whorebach 05/18/2008, 4:15pm PDT NEW
 
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