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I can just imagine Spielberg's (assistant's?) pitch for Boom Blox... by Jerry Whorebach 05/18/2008, 4:15pm PDT
"It's just like Tetris, okay, but with better graphics and more explosions. And it's for the Wii, so grandma can play too. Just wait'll you hear the title, it's like the best pun ever..."

I can't wait till Spielberg wants to collaborate with me on a feature film.

"It's just like Star Wars, okay, but shot in a pseudo-documentary style where the camera never stops shaking. And all the special effects are done by computers, which everyone knows are the future. I actually got the idea from this L. Ron Hubbard novel I've been reading..."
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Shia LaBeouf finds Spielberg trapped by Bioshock spider god. by Fussbett 05/18/2008, 2:01am PDT NEW
    I guess that's the twist everyone keeps telling me about, thanks for ruining it. NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/18/2008, 2:27am PDT NEW
        Spoiler: Bioshock has spiders. Crates too. NT by Mischief Galt 05/18/2008, 11:03am PDT NEW
    Re: Shia LaBeouf finds Spielberg trapped by own inhibitions. by Fixed! 05/18/2008, 3:45pm PDT NEW
        Also animoo sucks. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2008, 3:49pm PDT NEW
            Just not LITERALLY, as then NORMAL people might also get some use out of it. NT by Fixed! 05/18/2008, 4:20pm PDT NEW
                Are you implying cosplayers are not normal? THEY ARE JUST ENJOYING THEMSELVES W NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2008, 4:48pm PDT NEW
    I can just imagine Spielberg's (assistant's?) pitch for Boom Blox... by Jerry Whorebach 05/18/2008, 4:15pm PDT NEW
 
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