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And three minutes is way too long for this kind of thing. You'd want to have sex after three minutes.
Last night, I touched a woman I believe was the most beautiful I will ever touch. I touched every last part of her. Nothing I cared about was left a mystery.
She didn't feel different from a lot of other girls and I was happy to be disappointed, because I'm always worried I'm missing out on awesome things, in this case supermodel class women, and I'm very jealous. Yet, it's what I always suspected and have a couple of times said: once you're close enough to truly beautiful women to kiss them, you lack the angle of view to fully appreciate them - you're too close. Does she have nice tits? I can't tell right now, I'm looking at her face. With less attractive women, you can pattern your attention and position her body to compensate for any faults. You can cleverly maximize an ugly lady so that she might as well be beautiful. But, with a truly beautiful woman, there's so much that goes to waste. There should be a law that says they've gotta be fucked by three men at all times so important parts of them don't go unseen and untouched. Otherwise, you can only fully appreciate them by wanking over every inch of them at a distance, looking them over with the flit of an eye, NOT the turn of a head.
Beautiful women have a terrible power over me and I hate it because there's no reason I should feel they're the most important thing in the world. Up until now, I've only been able to get them out of my head by wanking myself swollen three times a day, but I believe fondling 50 of them will be a blow to their powers. |
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The dangers of working remotely. by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/02/2008, 1:02pm PDT 
I like to grocery shop on weekday mornings by Ray of Light 06/02/2008, 1:09pm PDT
WHAT IS A BRO-NECKLACE?! You know my love of black-related news! by Fussbett 06/02/2008, 1:10pm PDT
Re: WHAT IS A BRO-NECKLACE?! You know my love of black-related news! by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/02/2008, 1:25pm PDT
I knew you two were FAGGOTS (YOU SON OF A BITCH MY MOTHER GAVE ME THAT NECKLACE) NT by Grumah 06/02/2008, 3:05pm PDT
Everything about him is shit but especially his watch. NT by Quétinbec 06/03/2008, 2:07am PDT
You can make excuses for the rest, but it's not hard to buy a good looking analo by Quétinbec 06/03/2008, 10:11pm PDT
No one cares about watches NT by Straight men under $200k 06/03/2008, 11:02pm PDT
Re: You can make excuses for the rest, but it's not hard to buy a good looking a by Sadakichi Hartmann 06/03/2008, 11:05pm PDT
Fucking lame. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/04/2008, 9:37am PDT
Haha, remember all those great NT posts at OMM? by Sadakichi Hartmann 06/04/2008, 12:35pm PDT
You are lame and your faggot watch is lame. 'NUFF SAID! NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/04/2008, 1:24pm PDT
This watch cost more than your car (that's who I am and you're nothing). O_O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/04/2008, 1:27pm PDT
Re: You can make excuses for the rest, but it's not hard to buy a good looking a by Quétinbec 06/05/2008, 2:00am PDT
INC hooked me up with a good faker by Ray of Light 06/03/2008, 11:43pm PDT
Ray already answered for me by I need clarification 06/03/2008, 11:55pm PDT
Re: Ray already answered for me by Quétinbec 06/05/2008, 2:02am PDT
I should have known it would be something tiresome like age by I need clarification 06/05/2008, 11:03am PDT
Who holidays in Brisbane? This is a working man's town. by Quétinbec 06/06/2008, 8:48pm PDT
We were stuck on some horrible island and Brisbane sounded like a better time by I need clarification 06/06/2008, 8:56pm PDT
It has great strip clubs. by Quétinbec 06/07/2008, 12:49am PDT
The laws vary by location. $5 is comparable to the $20/song western standard NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 1:18am PDT
Very often with no fondling allowed =( NT by Zseni? 06/07/2008, 1:56am PDT
Fondling allowed in Ontario, Quebec +they will mouth your weiner thru your pants NT by Ray of Light 06/07/2008, 2:11am PDT
I can touch eight girls for the price of your two. Brisbane remains the champion by Quétinbec 06/07/2008, 7:06am PDT
Your theory by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 9:28pm PDT
A friend said in Vegas this year there was copious tit/ass squeezing. Uncnfrmd. NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 12:08pm PDT
If you have to go to Vegas for tits just head to Asia with the rest of the NT by unlayable loser Limeys 06/07/2008, 6:59pm PDT
Working people in North America often go to Vegas for tradeshows and gambling. NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 9:26pm PDT
Exactly! Who flies thousands of miles just for fondling? NT by Loser Limeys, that's who 06/07/2008, 9:44pm PDT
'Winners' stay at home and fuck their neighbour. American ‘Girl Next Door’ sites NT by Quétinbec 06/08/2008, 5:46am PDT
I have been talking with people. by Quétinbec 06/08/2008, 5:45am PDT
Re: I have been talking with people. by Fussbett 06/08/2008, 1:08pm PDT
Re: I have been talking with people. by I need clarification 06/09/2008, 12:49am PDT
Re: I have been talking with people. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/09/2008, 1:06am PDT
Re: I have been talking with people. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/09/2008, 1:36am PDT
Re: I have been talking with people. by Fussbett 06/09/2008, 2:26am PDT
Re: I have been talking with people. by Quétinbec 06/09/2008, 3:27am PDT
Other views by Fussbett 06/09/2008, 4:19pm PDT
I don't want to be a prude and get made fun of... by Fullofkittens 06/09/2008, 4:50pm PDT
Sounds like an awesome bachelor party! Next time bring Bachelor Machine guns. NT by Fussbett 06/09/2008, 6:03pm PDT
Please relate this story in greater detail. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/09/2008, 8:36pm PDT
Qt3ers are amazing. You've assembled quite the userbase, Mr. Chick NT by Souffle of Pain 06/09/2008, 5:41pm PDT
AAAAAAAAAAAA *puts gun in mouth* NT by Tom Chick 06/09/2008, 6:43pm PDT
What excuses?! by Fussbett 06/03/2008, 11:50pm PDT
Uh, maybe you didn't see that it's also a pic of my car, brosef? NT by Hells yeah, y'all! 06/04/2008, 1:30pm PDT
Re: What excuses?! by Quétinbec 06/05/2008, 1:56am PDT
People with jobs (ohh) don't need watches because clocks are in computers. NT by Fullofkittens 06/04/2008, 6:07am PDT
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