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Re: I have been talking with people. by Quétinbec 06/09/2008, 3:27am PDT
I need clarification wrote:

Meanwhile, everyone really just sits there with that horrible "fake bored" look on their face and their hands clamped to their thighs, hoping an ass cheek will brush against a knuckle surreptitiously and they can at least feel like they got something for their money.


That wasn’t the case here. Guys were laughing and smiling. I was smiling and swearing when I fondled the most beautiful woman. It’s satisfying to feel a beautiful woman so you don’t feel awkward doing it. You KNOW any true man would pay $5 to do it if he were honest with himself. In between girls, I worried I was being too medical and eager with my hands and potentially opening myself up to the distant teasing of others who were perhaps sizing up my girl for their own purposes as she was being touched by me. But if you choose a hot enough girl, and she’s sitting on you, and you’re grabbing her tits and rubbing her thighs, it’s hilarious, natural, and awesome so you forget about them.

There’s no shortage of girls, but sometimes you miss a girl and have to wait until she comes around again, but then you miss her again because you’re touching some other girl! So you turn to your mate and say, “Fuck, I keep missing that girl.” And your mate is like, “Yeah” and doesn’t give a shit because he’s deciding between girls two stops down. It’s really, really great. Franchise that shit and make the world a better place.

Oh, and I found your sweet store INC! I was walking through that market west of the man-made beach and a friend said, “I used to love that store as a kid.” And I blurted out, “Oh shit! My internet friend said there was a really good lolly there.” which made me feel like a fucking dick! Anyway, I couldn’t find a lolly matching your description. The only things of that size in wrappers were all of one flavour: ‘Redskins’ and some other common looking American sweet. It was crowded so I didn't stay long. I'll look again later but I wasn't impressed.
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    WHAT IS A BRO-NECKLACE?! You know my love of black-related news! by Fussbett 06/02/2008, 1:10pm PDT NEW
        Re: WHAT IS A BRO-NECKLACE?! You know my love of black-related news! by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/02/2008, 1:25pm PDT NEW
            I knew you two were FAGGOTS (YOU SON OF A BITCH MY MOTHER GAVE ME THAT NECKLACE) NT by Grumah 06/02/2008, 3:05pm PDT NEW
                Everything about him is shit but especially his watch. NT by Quétinbec 06/03/2008, 2:07am PDT NEW
                    You can make excuses for the rest, but it's not hard to buy a good looking analo by Quétinbec 06/03/2008, 10:11pm PDT NEW
                        No one cares about watches NT by Straight men under $200k 06/03/2008, 11:02pm PDT NEW
                        Re: You can make excuses for the rest, but it's not hard to buy a good looking a by Sadakichi Hartmann 06/03/2008, 11:05pm PDT NEW
                            Fucking lame. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/04/2008, 9:37am PDT NEW
                                Haha, remember all those great NT posts at OMM? by Sadakichi Hartmann 06/04/2008, 12:35pm PDT NEW
                                    You are lame and your faggot watch is lame. 'NUFF SAID! NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/04/2008, 1:24pm PDT NEW
                                        This watch cost more than your car (that's who I am and you're nothing). O_O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/04/2008, 1:27pm PDT NEW
                            Re: You can make excuses for the rest, but it's not hard to buy a good looking a by Quétinbec 06/05/2008, 2:00am PDT NEW
                        INC hooked me up with a good faker by Ray of Light 06/03/2008, 11:43pm PDT NEW
                            Ray already answered for me by I need clarification 06/03/2008, 11:55pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Ray already answered for me by Quétinbec 06/05/2008, 2:02am PDT NEW
                                    I should have known it would be something tiresome like age by I need clarification 06/05/2008, 11:03am PDT NEW
                                        Who holidays in Brisbane? This is a working man's town. by Quétinbec 06/06/2008, 8:48pm PDT NEW
                                            We were stuck on some horrible island and Brisbane sounded like a better time by I need clarification 06/06/2008, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                                It has great strip clubs. by Quétinbec 06/07/2008, 12:49am PDT NEW
                                                    The laws vary by location. $5 is comparable to the $20/song western standard NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 1:18am PDT NEW
                                                        Very often with no fondling allowed =( NT by Zseni? 06/07/2008, 1:56am PDT NEW
                                                            Fondling allowed in Ontario, Quebec +they will mouth your weiner thru your pants NT by Ray of Light 06/07/2008, 2:11am PDT NEW
                                                                I can touch eight girls for the price of your two. Brisbane remains the champion by Quétinbec 06/07/2008, 7:06am PDT NEW
                                                                    Your theory by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 9:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                A friend said in Vegas this year there was copious tit/ass squeezing. Uncnfrmd. NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 12:08pm PDT NEW
                                                                    If you have to go to Vegas for tits just head to Asia with the rest of the NT by unlayable loser Limeys 06/07/2008, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Working people in North America often go to Vegas for tradeshows and gambling. NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 9:26pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Exactly! Who flies thousands of miles just for fondling? NT by Loser Limeys, that's who 06/07/2008, 9:44pm PDT NEW
                                                                                'Winners' stay at home and fuck their neighbour. American ‘Girl Next Door’ sites NT by Quétinbec 06/08/2008, 5:46am PDT NEW
                                                                    I have been talking with people. by Quétinbec 06/08/2008, 5:45am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: I have been talking with people. by Fussbett 06/08/2008, 1:08pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: I have been talking with people. by I need clarification 06/09/2008, 12:49am PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: I have been talking with people. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/09/2008, 1:06am PDT NEW
                                                                                    Re: I have been talking with people. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/09/2008, 1:36am PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: I have been talking with people. by Fussbett 06/09/2008, 2:26am PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: I have been talking with people. by Quétinbec 06/09/2008, 3:27am PDT NEW
                                                                                    Other views by Fussbett 06/09/2008, 4:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        I don't want to be a prude and get made fun of... by Fullofkittens 06/09/2008, 4:50pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Sounds like an awesome bachelor party! Next time bring Bachelor Machine guns. NT by Fussbett 06/09/2008, 6:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Please relate this story in greater detail. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/09/2008, 8:36pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        Qt3ers are amazing. You've assembled quite the userbase, Mr. Chick NT by Souffle of Pain 06/09/2008, 5:41pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            AAAAAAAAAAAA *puts gun in mouth* NT by Tom Chick 06/09/2008, 6:43pm PDT NEW
                        What excuses?! by Fussbett 06/03/2008, 11:50pm PDT NEW
                            Uh, maybe you didn't see that it's also a pic of my car, brosef? NT by Hells yeah, y'all! 06/04/2008, 1:30pm PDT NEW
                            Re: What excuses?! by Quétinbec 06/05/2008, 1:56am PDT NEW
                        People with jobs (ohh) don't need watches because clocks are in computers. NT by Fullofkittens 06/04/2008, 6:07am PDT NEW
 
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