I bought a bike from the whitest people in creation. by Zsenitan 06/18/2008, 6:20pm PDT 
I thought this was going to be about buying a motorcycle from the Aryan Brotherh by Jerry Whorebach 06/18/2008, 10:50pm PDT 
It's not really even second place, sorry. :( NT by I need clarification 06/19/2008, 12:16am PDT 
2nd place is being close friends with the beautiful people. NT by Fullofkittens 06/19/2008, 6:08am PDT 
Tamsin, not Tasmin by Vested Id 06/19/2008, 1:19am PDT 
Personality is third place by Quétinbec 06/19/2008, 4:00am PDT 
Re: Personality is third place by Zsenitan 06/19/2008, 4:53pm PDT 
I like how you use "whitest" and "perfect" interchangeably. by Fussbett 06/19/2008, 5:48pm PDT 
I like how your vision of perfection is colored (white) by Zsenitan 06/19/2008, 6:41pm PDT 
I have an idea for this space: filthy carpet. NT by Gruman 08/02/2008, 11:10pm PDT 
Re: Personality is third place by Quétinbec 06/20/2008, 2:46am PDT 
WHICH ONE YALL DEAD MUTHAFUCKAS JUST SAID THAT SHIT? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/20/2008, 6:31am PDT 
I could use a vacation from my Cable search. $100 for address of Whiteys. NT by Caltrops' "Gentle" Stalker 06/19/2008, 7:58am PDT 
We're moving anyway so even if you did find our address you'd have to start all NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/19/2008, 12:00pm PDT 
Biking, or as we enthusiasts term it, "cycling" by Zsenitan 07/01/2008, 12:46pm PDT 
The term "cycling" has a different meaning around here :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/01/2008, 12:59pm PDT 
he means Zeni's "fast cycle" manic depression NT by captain obvious 07/01/2008, 1:27pm PDT 
I obesely blunder through a scene from a chick flick. by Zsenitan 07/09/2008, 7:58pm PDT 
Black people don't like to go outside? NT by I need clarification 07/09/2008, 8:25pm PDT 
There aren't any black people in Oregon, so I don't really know. NT by Zsenitan 07/09/2008, 9:28pm PDT 
Old men in an SUV laugh at my ass. by Zsenitan 07/11/2008, 5:35pm PDT 
Possible upcoming sequel: They return and proposition you and you give them han NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/11/2008, 5:49pm PDT 
No, they would have old shrivelled penises. Old penises are gross. NT by Zsenitan 07/11/2008, 5:58pm PDT 
Sequel: I laugh at their old penises on an internet forum on the world wide web. NT by Zsenitan 07/11/2008, 5:58pm PDT 
Penis? Penis???? IT'S DICK, IT'S MY DICK!!!!!!! WHAT AM I A FUCKIN DOCTOR NOW? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/11/2008, 6:35pm PDT 
(DAYUM) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/11/2008, 6:39pm PDT 
As you get stronger and more svelte, they get rounder and shorter of breath. by Motherhead 07/11/2008, 6:35pm PDT 
Fatties have no business wearing thongs. by Jerry Whorebach 07/11/2008, 7:48pm PDT 
Coffee shop. NT by Zsenitan 07/11/2008, 7:49pm PDT 
Coffee cake. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/12/2008, 8:02pm PDT 
Wear sunglasses! One problem solved. NT by Fussbett 07/11/2008, 8:12pm PDT 
Rapidly cycling for 20 miles. by Zsenitan 07/28/2008, 4:11pm PDT 
COMMAS THIS FORUM SUCKS DELETE IT *KEYBOARD FLIP* NT by Zsenitan 07/28/2008, 4:14pm PDT 
Sounds like you ride a lot. Have you lost any weight? This is not a set-up. NT by Last 07/28/2008, 5:07pm PDT 
CAN YOU FLY BOBBY? *throws you out of a van* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/28/2008, 5:15pm PDT 
No. Nor do I expect to, since I have a pie for breakfast every morning. by Zsenitan 07/28/2008, 6:27pm PDT 
At least she stays away from the anime MMORPG subscriptions! NT by Worm 07/29/2008, 6:45am PDT 
This isn't how you show off, Zseni. You're doing it wrong. NT by Quétinbec 07/29/2008, 7:04am PDT 
I'm a woman; what did you expect? "Fat woman does something wrong yet again, fil NT by Zsenitan 07/29/2008, 8:53am PDT 
So why do you even bother? by Albert Hofmann 07/29/2008, 11:07am PDT 
Ham is its own end NT by Entropy Stew 07/29/2008, 11:56am PDT 
What a retarded thing to say. The whole patriarchy can't change my mind but you by Zsenitan 07/29/2008, 12:28pm PDT 
I'm genuinely curious, though by Albert Hofmann 08/04/2008, 12:14pm PDT 
You're supposed to embrace the depleted state. by Fussbett 07/29/2008, 2:28pm PDT 
Then I'm high all the time (paranoid high) by Zsenitan 07/29/2008, 3:04pm PDT 
Re: Then I'm high all the time (paranoid high) by Choson 07/29/2008, 4:11pm PDT 
Re: Then I'm high all the time (paranoid high) by Fullofkittens 07/30/2008, 6:01am PDT 
Re: Then I'm high all the time (paranoid high) by Quétinbec 07/31/2008, 7:17am PDT 
Re: Then I'm high all the time (paranoid high) by Zsenitan 07/31/2008, 9:21am PDT 
QB can't respond until he's done wanking to your emasculation of him. NT by QB's wank schedule secretary 07/31/2008, 10:17am PDT 
Re: Then I'm high all the time (paranoid high) by Quétinbec 08/01/2008, 4:40am PDT 
I don't want this bet to reach its horrifying conclusion. :( NT by Fussbett 08/01/2008, 10:54am PDT 
Dry ice, Fedex, and a ziploc bag? NT by Entropy the Stew 08/01/2008, 6:07pm PDT 
Re: Then I'm high all the time (paranoid high) by Zsenitan 08/01/2008, 1:48pm PDT 
Answer his question! Which beasts have you shot, and did they suffer much? NT by worm 08/01/2008, 5:31pm PDT 
The only beast you shoot with a handgun *sunglasses* is man by Entropy "The Stew" Stew 08/01/2008, 6:00pm PDT 
Thanks, old man from Witness. Even though in your case it's more like WITLESS. NT by Gruman 08/01/2008, 6:45pm PDT 
Guns! by Quétinbec 08/01/2008, 7:24pm PDT 
Re: Guns! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/01/2008, 7:49pm PDT 
Grease guns?! The Chinaman told me they were Uzis! Can they never be trusted? NT by Quétinbec 08/02/2008, 12:13am PDT 
They're definitely not uzis. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/02/2008, 12:46am PDT 
The Uzi by Uziel Gal 08/02/2008, 1:02am PDT 
Hey I called an off-brand photocopier a Xerox, does anyone want to correct me? NT by Fuckin' gun fetishits, man, I dunno 08/02/2008, 2:24am PDT 
That would be a good point if all submachine guns were called Uzi but they ain't NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/02/2008, 3:09am PDT 
Plenty of NORMAL people use "Uzi" in place of "submachinegun," for OBVIOUS REASO NT by Fuckin' gun fetishits, man, I dunno 08/02/2008, 3:30am PDT 
Spit the cock out of your mouth and walk away, stupid. NT by Caltrops 08/02/2008, 4:19am PDT 
All of Caltrops is against me! All of Caltrops being one anonyfag! NT by That sounds about right! 08/02/2008, 3:41pm PDT 
Select which one of us agrees with your stupid shit. by The rest of Caltrops 08/02/2008, 4:37pm PDT 
I happen to know INC agrees, he'd tell you himself if he were still alive. by Crying IRL 08/02/2008, 7:45pm PDT 
I think INC would've known what an Uzi looks like. He was a movie fan and a Jew NT by Fussbett 08/02/2008, 8:21pm PDT 
I was in Vancouver! Pretty much dead. by I need clarification 08/04/2008, 6:45pm PDT 
There's an actor calling himself Cory Hart now, he's pretty good looking. by Jerry Whorebach 08/05/2008, 6:11pm PDT 
We're talking about the "sunglasses at night" guy, right? NT by Fullofkittens 08/07/2008, 11:19am PDT 
I happen to know for a fact that you would also call a soft pine board an "Uzi." NT by Jews know from UZIs. 08/02/2008, 8:22pm PDT 
More people know what an "Uzi" is than know what an "S.M.G." is. It's a FACT. by You can't dispute facts. 08/02/2008, 8:33pm PDT 
Uzis weigh a ton NT by Chuck D 08/02/2008, 9:28pm PDT 
They are the black man's burden :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/02/2008, 9:55pm PDT 
FACT: Idiots over 30 call them "machine guns." Faggots under 30 call them "MP5s" by Steam's Counterstrike data 08/02/2008, 11:28pm PDT 
FACT: NO ONE CALLS THEM KLEENEX ANYMORE, THEY ARE GENERAL PURPOSE TISSUES (GPTS) NT by Fuckin\' gun fetishits, man, I dunno 08/03/2008, 1:13am PDT 
The bandaid/bandages thing applied to your stupidity, check. NT by You Fucking Girl 08/03/2008, 2:19am PDT 
Thing applied to his stupidity, returning to aspie care facility, OVER. NT by BREAKER BREAKER POP SQUAWK 08/03/2008, 2:34am PDT 
Do not forget Taco Bell, over. NT by Fuckin' gun fetishits, man, I dunno 08/03/2008, 8:04pm PDT 
They don't, and you are ashamed of how stupid you look. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/02/2008, 4:40am PDT 
the M3 Grease Gun by utrak 08/02/2008, 3:07am PDT 
I like the one sideways-mounted M60, very gangsta. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/01/2008, 8:30pm PDT 
I've told you this before by Lizard_King 08/01/2008, 10:48pm PDT 
Yeah, but my guns are better than Zseni's, right? So I look more informed. by Quétinbec 08/02/2008, 12:12am PDT 
I might be able to help you out here... by Jerry Whorebach 08/02/2008, 2:20am PDT 
Are you a faggot? by Mr. Tidbits 08/02/2008, 11:42am PDT 
EXCUSE ME WHAT'S HAPPENING? ;-; NT by Mr. Jellineck 08/02/2008, 3:28pm PDT 
Re: Are you a faggot? by Quétinbec 08/03/2008, 6:15am PDT 
She's a keeper, mate. NT by Gruman 08/03/2008, 9:11am PDT 
Re: Are you a faggot? by Fussbett 08/03/2008, 12:23pm PDT 
STOP FUCKING THE MAID NT by I need clarification 08/04/2008, 6:55pm PDT 
and marry her! NT by Worm 08/04/2008, 7:06pm PDT 
hey another fucking worthless post from the kiddie rapist thanks wormg NT by I need clarification 08/04/2008, 8:07pm PDT 
hey whoa, man. *pow* ow, my jaw hurts. by Worm 08/04/2008, 8:27pm PDT 
Go creep out half of Caltrops on XBox Live NT by I need clarification 08/04/2008, 11:06pm PDT 
Do you mean Steam? Do you mean anything? NT by Worm 08/05/2008, 5:54am PDT 
Everyone knows what I mean, including you. You're very popular. NT by I need clarification 08/05/2008, 9:06am PDT 
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU by Worm 08/05/2008, 5:09pm PDT 
Re: Yeah, but my guns are better than Zseni's, right? So I look more informed. by Lizard_King 08/02/2008, 4:06pm PDT 
For Giving Zseni Shit... Any man.. Would give his only begotten son. NT by Johnny Got His Gun 08/02/2008, 5:18pm PDT 
Sorry, I was at the range all day yesterday so I missed all this. Did I misread by Zsenitan 08/03/2008, 12:22pm PDT 
He'd rather be known as a man with a snake wrapped around his flaccid penis. NT by Gruman 08/03/2008, 6:03pm PDT 
Re: Sorry, I was at the range all day yesterday so I missed all this. Did I misr by Quétinbec 08/04/2008, 7:12am PDT 
Erect! kirinrin@gmail.com NT by Zsenitan 08/04/2008, 8:18am PDT 
Penises delivered. NT by Quétinbec 08/05/2008, 7:03am PDT 
Hey, you don't just say nothing when someone sends you a picture of their penis. NT by Quétinbec 08/06/2008, 4:28am PDT 
He's right, the correct response is to review it for the front page. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/06/2008, 4:53am PDT 
It looks good in those pics. A strong early morning erection. Not too veiny. NT by Quétinbec 08/06/2008, 5:40am PDT 
ITT Zsenitan reviews Quentin Beck's dick by Zsenitan 08/06/2008, 2:03pm PDT 
I forgot to mention that the watch was a tacky distraction and ought to disquali by Zsenitan 08/06/2008, 2:05pm PDT 
Psh, we already knew the size, that's old news. You just filled in the blanks. by Jerry Whorebach 08/06/2008, 9:54pm PDT 
Phew! I thought you'd tricked me into sending them to BDR's email for a while. by Quétinbec 08/07/2008, 5:48am PDT 
standingovation@doctors.all NT by Gruman 08/07/2008, 6:45am PDT 
ICJ, do you have his email? NT by Quétinbec 08/08/2008, 4:52am PDT 
It has his real name, so it'll have to be PMed to you OH WE DON'T HAVE PMS FUCKI NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/08/2008, 4:55am PDT 
I'm trying to have less cocks sent to my friends in 2008, so it's nothing person NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/08/2008, 10:06am PDT 
When a forum mod says "nothing personal" you know that shit's gonna go down. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/08/2008, 10:46am PDT 
CHOO NT by KOOX 08/08/2008, 11:16am PDT 
Nothing's more personal than a cock, ICJ. Even a harmless, hilarious one. NT by Quétinbec 08/09/2008, 12:41am PDT 
Is The Novelty Cocks a good band name? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/09/2008, 1:55am PDT 
Anything spelt correctly is a good band name. NT by Quétinbec 08/09/2008, 9:17am PDT 
Could you please resend this? I wanted to look at it, but I can't find it now. NT by Zsenitan 07/21/2009, 4:30pm PDT 
Sorry bitch, you should have been more careful with that thing. NT by Quétinbec 07/21/2009, 5:19pm PDT 
Yes I should have. But I won't be happy until it's filling my inbox again - plea NT by Zsenitan 07/21/2009, 6:05pm PDT 
I don't send dick shots to people who want them. That's creepy. NT by Quétinbec 07/21/2009, 8:03pm PDT 
I didn't say I wanted it. I said I wouldn't be happy without it. I'll send you a NT by Zsenitan 07/21/2009, 8:26pm PDT 
Re: You're supposed to embrace the depleted state. by Sadakichi Hartmann 07/29/2008, 3:34pm PDT 
Yes. After running I have the greatest bowl of Frosted Flakes any man has ever NT by Fussbett 07/30/2008, 2:09am PDT 
I eat more chicken than any man alive oh yeah cuz I'M A BACK by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/30/2008, 11:25am PDT 
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings NT by Entropy Stew 08/01/2008, 2:44pm PDT 
NO BRIAN THOSE CHICKEN WINGS ARE REALLY SPICY NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/01/2008, 4:44pm PDT 
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