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NAViGaTR reviews by Fussbett 11/12/2008, 4:04pm PST
Why has no one told me about NAViGaTR video reviews before now?! After LOLing my face off at the reviews, I spent a long time last night just trying to determine if this was real or fake, which is the curse of the internet and our burden to bear. The sheer volume of videos makes a strong case for the realism, but can there really be a "National Academy of Video Game Testers and Reviewers Corp."?

The National Academy of Video Game Testers and Reviewers Corp. was incorporated on January 4, 2001, in the State of Maryland. Each year, a voting body of more than 950 voters has the opportunity to participate in the most comprehensive awards program for the gaming industry. Through a vast array of unique categories, the annual awards recognize outstanding achievements and innovations in video game art, technology, and production. The quantity of artistic categories reflects the ever-growing similarities between the interactive entertainment industry and the traditional Hollywood movie industry.

They mention this 2001 incorporation a lot, and all the video reviews have the disclaimer that "The opinions expressed in "Gaming in the Clinton Years" are those of the original 90's reviewers and not NAVGTR Corp., which was incorporated in 2001." So my best guess is that through a merge of companies this NAVGTR corporation had all these old gaming review shows in their possession, so they... chopped them up, put Bill Clinton on the top and uploaded them all to Youtube? It still makes no fucking sense, but here's the HUGE FUCKING LIST.

GOLDENEYE

"The ending is pretty STUPID."
"You will surely want to change the controls to make the game handle more like Turok."

SUPER STREET FIGHTER II

"...as he throws a Hairuken [sic] fireball straight at you!"
"The only flaw is the limited animation of the background characters."
"M. Bison is the ultimate key to success. Use hima nd his sidekick move to get through the game quickly."

CASTLEVANIA: SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT

"We think the game is fun, but again, way overhyped. This is a traditional side scrolling 2D platform experience with no in-game cinemas or anything to set it apart..."

SUPER MARIO 64 versus RESIDENT EVIL

"Mario doesn't have you solve impossible puzzles to win the game, but 'Evil has tonnes of them! Actually you won't solve them. The game is virtually impossible without the hint book."
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NAViGaTR reviews by Fussbett 11/12/2008, 4:04pm PST NEW
    Mario 64 was better than Resident Evil by a gigantic amount. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/12/2008, 4:29pm PST NEW
        NAViGaTR loves the N64 by Fussbett 11/13/2008, 9:50pm PST NEW
            The N64 is the ultimate fun machine. by Fussbett 11/14/2008, 5:52pm PST NEW
                Praising the "graphics" of Killer InSUCK!!!!!!! 64, which were just sprites. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 5:58pm PST NEW
                    Yeah, Starfox looks like butter. NT by Fussbett 11/14/2008, 11:40pm PST NEW
                        star fox 64 sure does NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/15/2008, 12:52am PST NEW
                    I forgot, THIS is the real last fighting game we ever played NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/15/2008, 12:52am PST NEW
        gotta admit that he is totally correct when comparing mario 64 to RE1 by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/13/2008, 11:05pm PST NEW
    Lara Croft's Front Loaded Anvils + every SNES game difficulty reviewed by Fussbett 11/13/2008, 10:18pm PST NEW
        holy fuck just those two videos I could spend all day deconstructing NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/13/2008, 11:17pm PST NEW
            first off, all the tomb raider games have been objectively terrible by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 2:41am PST NEW
                ok gonna take a crack at some of the snes reviews by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 6:40am PST NEW
                    Front page! NT by Worm 11/14/2008, 8:26am PST NEW
                starting from where I left off after battletoads for the sneeze by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/15/2008, 2:55am PST NEW
                    cool spot by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 1:46pm PST NEW
                        YOUNG MERLIN by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/17/2008, 4:08pm PST NEW
                            Re: YOUNG MERLIN by Bananadine 11/17/2008, 5:22pm PST NEW
                                Jso didn't remember, but we rented Plox. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/17/2008, 5:52pm PST NEW
                                    I think that was an era where we were renting like 2 or more games a week NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/20/2008, 8:26am PST NEW
    sounds like a very objective and trustworthy group of scientific video game play by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/13/2008, 10:38pm PST NEW
        I fucking wish! NT by Worm 11/13/2008, 11:07pm PST NEW
            throw in some shit eating and horror rape and it's up to SNUFF NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/13/2008, 11:18pm PST NEW
                Your single good post today NT by Worm 11/13/2008, 11:24pm PST NEW
                    seriously people, look at that, he considers references to shit eating "a good p NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/13/2008, 11:53pm PST NEW
                        wrom, arbiter of good posts. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 7:48am PST NEW
                        All your posts are references to shit eating(hl2 review,mold) by Worm 11/14/2008, 8:43am PST NEW
                            wow all of them are you sure you did the math correctly? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 8:44am PST NEW
                                Well you made this one whiny nitpicking just to spite me, obviously. NT by Worm 11/14/2008, 8:46am PST NEW
                            wow all of them are you sure you did the math correctly? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 8:51am PST NEW
                                This sped storm started with you double posting, and it ended the same way. NT by Worm 11/14/2008, 8:52am PST NEW
                                    Did you guys know about this sped thing? It's really hardcore. NT by wromg 11/14/2008, 8:59am PST NEW
                                        good thing we had someone to point it out for us it's great NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 9:07am PST NEW
                                            This is what happens when wrom doesn't have anyone to send a thousand Steam mess NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 9:10am PST NEW
                                                The best part is when he sends a billion messages to people who don't read them. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 9:12am PST NEW
                                                    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 9:19am PST NEW
                                                    digging deep into the ol' worm vault huh? well hey, FUCK YOU O_O NT by Worm 11/14/2008, 9:23am PST NEW
                                                        888 NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 9:40am PST NEW
                                                    Yeah, what would a billion unwanted messages me like? Besides this thread you tw NT by o worthless shits 11/14/2008, 3:55pm PST NEW
                                                        Me like unwanted messages rurururur NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 4:56pm PST NEW
                                                            This is what the cable brothers ACTUALLY BELIEVE NT by helpful lurker 11/14/2008, 6:03pm PST NEW
    Snooped by Jerry Whorebach 11/14/2008, 12:59am PST NEW
        If only Jhoh had made that a link, I wouldn't have wasted 5 months of my life. NT by Fussbett 11/14/2008, 1:03am PST NEW
            if its not a link it doesn't count NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 1:20am PST NEW
                If it ain't a link, it don't mean stink! NT by Johnny Cockrain 11/14/2008, 1:30am PST NEW
                    jhohny cochrane NT by gruman 11/14/2008, 1:35am PST NEW
                        Re: jhohny cochrane by Confused Caltrops Watcher 11/14/2008, 3:30pm PST NEW
                            quick someone post the bananas and nuts chart NT by gruman 11/14/2008, 3:49pm PST NEW
    Are you really wondering if these are fake or not, because it's pretty obvious NT by that they are (mffe) 11/14/2008, 3:10am PST NEW
        They're real YOU'RE SO JADED YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THE TRICKERY NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 7:36am PST NEW
        I say it's real. CSI inside. by Fussbett 11/14/2008, 11:39pm PST NEW
            Worm AIMs about this by Fussbett 11/15/2008, 12:17pm PST NEW
                Sometimes trying to act cynical and hip makes you look stupid. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/15/2008, 12:19pm PST NEW
    I am your Doom guide and this is the Doom tour by Jeff Fries 11/14/2008, 3:32am PST NEW
    These were boring, like reading games mags from the 90s and everything else in t by Zsenitan 11/15/2008, 2:42pm PST NEW
        True Zseni story itt by Zsenitan 11/15/2008, 2:53pm PST NEW
            Yes! I wish the thread was more like this! NT by Fucking Nobody 11/16/2008, 1:31am PST NEW
                Shut up. NT by Zsenitan 11/16/2008, 1:49am PST NEW
        WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR PARTNER! WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR! NT by The Cynic Police 11/15/2008, 7:55pm PST NEW
 
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