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battletoads double dragon, hey do you guys remember how sloar calibur 4 and mortal wombat tried to cash in on doing a lame crossover? remember how much "BETTER" it made the game? oh wait it's just the play control which ruins this game, not EVERYFUCKINGTHING ELSE. cheating cheaters cheatingly cheat. is that a hangup I hear?
plolk, I remember a little bit about this game but I'm not sure how we even played it. I know joh spent the most time with it and it wasn't that good nor was it terrible, just shovelware.
double dragon 5... hey what happened to 4? I don't even fucking remember this game ever being released, so I'm not sure why it's here aside from name recognition. looks like shit. hm, just another SF2... sorta like that TMNT fightan game with the hot pants whore chick. I did play that one.
eek the cat, the show that tried to fill the shoes of rocko's modern life but FAILED. it was a sorta funny show but licensing cartoons into games is almost always a mistake (except for tiny toons)
alien 3, finally a game I have an opinion on and this faggot hates it. the fact that the missions were pretty much free form and also changed the layout as you completed objectives (sealing doors, clearing infested areas WHICH WOULD STAY CLEAR). it was almost an emergent game in an era that had never heard of such an idea, but I guess if each mission doesn't have a big ass cutscene before you take it then it's "boring" (fuck that shit). "beating the game is a piece of cake WITH THE HINTS" just shut up faggot, you are a faggot
bart's nightmare, o boy another simpsons game that I never played. this one doesn't look too terrible but I really just can't be motivated to try it. "has anyone ever won this game?" what, you mean like one of those nintendo power sweepstakes? who cares if anyone ever won the game as some prize, why does that even fiucking MATRTRTRGYY
mortal kkkombat, one of the most overrated games ever, just because it had blood. the game is indeed pointless.
nba jam, RUN BACK AND FORTH WOW WHAT AN AMAZING GAME EXPERIENCE
lost vikings (back when bilge still had some creativity), I still have fond memories of this game. it's surprising how many good puzzle games the nes and snes had (pipe dreams, lemmings, stuff like that). however, even in this it comes to a point where you just get tired of trying to do every little thing correctly and give up. also as shown in the video, your characters could get killed, but if you lost 2 vikings then you were finished, a lot of the puzzles required you to use the powers of each viking more than once through the area.
clay fighter, it was a nice novelty for a fighting game, certainly a better one than MK. also had a better use of pre rendered graphics than donkey kong
jungle book... hey wasn't that based on a movie that was 10 years old at the time? that's stupid, why would anyone care about that? game looks kinda fun based on the video shown but I will take his word for it that it isn't fun. again with the cheating, is this guy using a game genie for every review?
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NAViGaTR reviews by Fussbett 11/12/2008, 4:04pm PST 
Mario 64 was better than Resident Evil by a gigantic amount. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/12/2008, 4:29pm PST
NAViGaTR loves the N64 by Fussbett 11/13/2008, 9:50pm PST
The N64 is the ultimate fun machine. by Fussbett 11/14/2008, 5:52pm PST
Praising the "graphics" of Killer InSUCK!!!!!!! 64, which were just sprites. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 5:58pm PST
Yeah, Starfox looks like butter. NT by Fussbett 11/14/2008, 11:40pm PST
star fox 64 sure does NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/15/2008, 12:52am PST
I forgot, THIS is the real last fighting game we ever played NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/15/2008, 12:52am PST
gotta admit that he is totally correct when comparing mario 64 to RE1 by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/13/2008, 11:05pm PST
Lara Croft's Front Loaded Anvils + every SNES game difficulty reviewed by Fussbett 11/13/2008, 10:18pm PST
holy fuck just those two videos I could spend all day deconstructing NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/13/2008, 11:17pm PST
first off, all the tomb raider games have been objectively terrible by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 2:41am PST
ok gonna take a crack at some of the snes reviews by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 6:40am PST
Front page! NT by Worm 11/14/2008, 8:26am PST
starting from where I left off after battletoads for the sneeze by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/15/2008, 2:55am PST
cool spot by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/16/2008, 1:46pm PST
YOUNG MERLIN by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/17/2008, 4:08pm PST
Re: YOUNG MERLIN by Bananadine 11/17/2008, 5:22pm PST
Jso didn't remember, but we rented Plox. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/17/2008, 5:52pm PST
I think that was an era where we were renting like 2 or more games a week NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/20/2008, 8:26am PST
sounds like a very objective and trustworthy group of scientific video game play by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/13/2008, 10:38pm PST
I fucking wish! NT by Worm 11/13/2008, 11:07pm PST
throw in some shit eating and horror rape and it's up to SNUFF NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/13/2008, 11:18pm PST
Your single good post today NT by Worm 11/13/2008, 11:24pm PST
seriously people, look at that, he considers references to shit eating "a good p NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/13/2008, 11:53pm PST
wrom, arbiter of good posts. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 7:48am PST
All your posts are references to shit eating(hl2 review,mold) by Worm 11/14/2008, 8:43am PST
wow all of them are you sure you did the math correctly? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 8:44am PST
Well you made this one whiny nitpicking just to spite me, obviously. NT by Worm 11/14/2008, 8:46am PST
wow all of them are you sure you did the math correctly? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 8:51am PST
This sped storm started with you double posting, and it ended the same way. NT by Worm 11/14/2008, 8:52am PST
Did you guys know about this sped thing? It's really hardcore. NT by wromg 11/14/2008, 8:59am PST
good thing we had someone to point it out for us it's great NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 9:07am PST
This is what happens when wrom doesn't have anyone to send a thousand Steam mess NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 9:10am PST
The best part is when he sends a billion messages to people who don't read them. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 9:12am PST
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 9:19am PST
digging deep into the ol' worm vault huh? well hey, FUCK YOU O_O NT by Worm 11/14/2008, 9:23am PST
888 NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 9:40am PST
Yeah, what would a billion unwanted messages me like? Besides this thread you tw NT by o worthless shits 11/14/2008, 3:55pm PST
Me like unwanted messages rurururur NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 4:56pm PST
This is what the cable brothers ACTUALLY BELIEVE NT by helpful lurker 11/14/2008, 6:03pm PST
Snooped by Jerry Whorebach 11/14/2008, 12:59am PST
If only Jhoh had made that a link, I wouldn't have wasted 5 months of my life. NT by Fussbett 11/14/2008, 1:03am PST
if its not a link it doesn't count NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2008, 1:20am PST
If it ain't a link, it don't mean stink! NT by Johnny Cockrain 11/14/2008, 1:30am PST
jhohny cochrane NT by gruman 11/14/2008, 1:35am PST
Re: jhohny cochrane by Confused Caltrops Watcher 11/14/2008, 3:30pm PST
quick someone post the bananas and nuts chart NT by gruman 11/14/2008, 3:49pm PST
Are you really wondering if these are fake or not, because it's pretty obvious NT by that they are (mffe) 11/14/2008, 3:10am PST
They're real YOU'RE SO JADED YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THE TRICKERY NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/14/2008, 7:36am PST
I say it's real. CSI inside. by Fussbett 11/14/2008, 11:39pm PST
Worm AIMs about this by Fussbett 11/15/2008, 12:17pm PST
Sometimes trying to act cynical and hip makes you look stupid. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/15/2008, 12:19pm PST
I am your Doom guide and this is the Doom tour by Jeff Fries 11/14/2008, 3:32am PST
These were boring, like reading games mags from the 90s and everything else in t by Zsenitan 11/15/2008, 2:42pm PST
True Zseni story itt by Zsenitan 11/15/2008, 2:53pm PST
Yes! I wish the thread was more like this! NT by Fucking Nobody 11/16/2008, 1:31am PST
Shut up. NT by Zsenitan 11/16/2008, 1:49am PST
WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR PARTNER! WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR! NT by The Cynic Police 11/15/2008, 7:55pm PST
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