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Gunbound (PC) by Fussbett 07/24/2004, 3:10pm PDT

Hailing from Korea, Gunbound is a new online PC game sweeping the scene. The scene of people who like cute avatars and/or Worms/Scorched Earth. The turn-based artillery fire you would expect, simplified from the late Worms games, and then the obssessive Korean MMORPG aspects piled on top.

Sanitario666: "Thank you for loving Gunbound"

Sanitario666: That's a bit presumptuous of them.


Sanitario666: I agreed to the Terms of Service.

Sanitario666: They seemed fair.

Sanitario666: Make a guild!

Sanitario666: "You have to leve of silver axe to make a guild"

Sanitario666: Well then.

Jhoh Cable: Wow!

Jhoh Cable: I don't know what a silver axe is but it's some kind of qualifier for a lot of shit.

Sanitario666: I better get to silver axe after two games.

It's important to pick the right vehicle before each match, because they all have different strengths. In the above image, Jhoh can't find the Gunbound vehicle of his choice, and settles for the robotic spider he now uses exclusively. I chose mine based on those two descriptor words. EXPLOSION MACHINE. To round out the scene, Joosh (Jewsh) picks an ATV, and nicenugs416 calls one of us a "fahg" for talking shit over the PC. I don't remember who he was talking to or what shit we were talking, but I'm sure we were guilty. We talked shit almost non-stop.

I compliment Jhoh on a nice shot while his robot spider blows a snot bubble.

New match. Jewsh reviews the game while riding a glow worm.

Jhoh talks about Gunbound and homework.

Here Jhoh and I are on opposing teams, and Jhoh marvels at my spectacular behind-the-back shot which the wind pushed onto his head.

Back on the same team, we three "chick" players (the newbie icon is a baby chick) beat three experienced guys, one of whom team-swapped before the match so that he could pick up the easy win against the newbie team with the fellow veterans... OR SO HE THOUGHT. Needless to say, we talked shit the entire round, as evidenced in these two pictures where I remind someone of their sexual orientation, Jewsh can't believe the retardation and Jhoh talks about what we'll do after the match (which we totally won).

"Is there a way to shoot? Or do I just sit here?" ToutSuite asks. Please note that he's firing a shot while saying this.

ToutSuite did not realize that it was a turn-based game, and apparently just hammered on the spacebar any old time.

ToutSuite leaves after one match, convinced it will never get better. The avatars of Jhoh and I GLARE AT HIM through the monitor as he disconnects.
Gunbound (PC) by Fussbett 07/24/2004, 3:10pm PDT NEW
    Awesome. Where did you get these? NT by Fussbett 07/25/2004, 3:22am PDT NEW
        I like to keep things. My Fabio folder's a total mess, unfortunately. NT by Mysterio 07/25/2004, 6:22am PDT NEW
            I'm sure Arbit would be interested in your extensive scrapbook on me NT by FABIO 07/25/2004, 11:41am PDT NEW
                Yeah. by Arbit 07/28/2004, 1:29pm PDT NEW
    Re: Gunbound (PC) by Sutarch the Destroyer 09/26/2004, 3:15pm PDT NEW
    "Norm Macdonald is the best Gunbound vehicule" NT by Favorite Creexul line 09/26/2004, 6:20pm PDT NEW
        Re: "Norm Macdonald is the best Gunbound vehicule" by Quentin Beck 02/26/2005, 3:07pm PST NEW
            Re: "Norm Macdonald is the best Gunbound vehicule" by Creexul :( 02/26/2005, 3:13pm PST NEW
                Re: "Norm Macdonald is the best Gunbound vehicule" by Creexul :( 04/29/2005, 9:02pm PDT NEW
                    Re: "Norm Macdonald is the best Gunbound vehicule" by Creexul :( 04/29/2005, 9:02pm PDT NEW
            FagGot NT by Bill Dungsroman 02/26/2005, 3:59pm PST NEW
        vehicule NT by Creexul :( 04/29/2005, 9:02pm PDT NEW
    Re: Gunbound (PC) by Quentin Beck 04/29/2005, 7:24pm PDT NEW
        Why do you homos do this? NT by Bill Dungsroman 04/29/2005, 7:52pm PDT NEW
            What? NT by homos 04/29/2005, 9:02pm PDT NEW
                Maybe someone we upset thinks they're trolling us. NT by Creexul :( 04/29/2005, 9:03pm PDT NEW
    Top-Ranked GunBound Player Kidnapped For Password by Fussbett 07/24/2007, 2:43pm PDT NEW
        He didn't give it to them?! HE'S GOT BALLS OF STEEEEEL NT by Entropy Stew 07/24/2007, 3:17pm PDT NEW
            Get off vent or I'll have you bent. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/24/2007, 8:10pm PDT NEW
                I'll make you a fucking faggot you fucking cocksucking motherfucker. NT by Fullofkittens 07/24/2007, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                    *Please donate to 'Video Compiler'!* NT by Quentin Beck 07/24/2007, 11:40pm PDT NEW
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