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Re: Tom Clancy's Majestic 12 by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/14/2010, 10:46am PDT
Jerry Whorebach wrote:

Mass Effect 2 is a better X-Com than X-Com ever was.


On one hand, it's difficult for me to effectively argue with this because I have never, and will never play Mass Effect 2. The opening to the original Mass Effect was one of the single most boring experiences of my entire life. It's a textbook example of a company smugly sitting back because they knew they had your $50 and assumed you would sit through the first five or six hours no matter shit they put on the screen.


It has all the same tactical and strategic depth (what with squad management, technology research, complex moral choices, etc.)


Well, I assume that if you fire a rocket launcher at a wall in ME2, the wall gets fuckin' obliterated. If not, then the game is inferior to X-COM and they picked the wrong engine.

God, that sounded snotty. I apologize.

There's been five or six attempts at remaking X-COM and all of them, except for Silent Storm, have been terrible. Most of them fuck up the very first decision the developers have to make by picking a game engine, like Quake, that doesn't support destructable terrain. I'd prefer it if some of these awkward Slovakians wrote their terrible port using code from Tetris, because at least we know the world-building blocks could explode.

So on one hand, your post makes me want to play ME2 so I can hate it properly, on the other hand I think you're being secretly manipulative.


The narrative ride has always been the thinking man's non-interactive theme park attraction. Honestly I can't EVEN say you don't deserve this after calling Fallout 3 one of the ten best games of all time.


The narrative of Fallout 3 was its weakest component: shooting people in the throat with VATS was just that awesome. Much like a woman dating a guy that is bad for her but terribly exciting, the reams of tedious posts I've written championing quality storytelling is completely thrown out the window the second we get to the violence.

(The one change I would introduce to an X-COM game is to display the UFOpedia as an in-game wiki and have it Aspergerly edited by the aliens. I think that would make battles more personal and satisfying. OH! I'd also remove night missions, the ability to save and crouch, and then make it a first person game told from the perspective of a government COBOL programmer while setting the entire game under water.)

True Crime: Streets of L.A. has hooks in place to tell people you are an EFF BEE EYE AGENT and the buildings are impervious; hopefully these guys making the next new shitty X-COM fagout can save time disappointing us all by reusing code there. And time IS of essence, as there are only like three or four combinations left for the title using the words "UFO," "Extraterrestrial," "Aftermath" and "Invasion." It's not like you're the kind of person to go register someone's title or handle on them, but you could probably make a few hundred bucks if you grabbed alienufoafterlightthegame.com this week, my friend.


ICJ
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No X-COM forum? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/13/2010, 11:32pm PDT NEW
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NT by Fortinbras 04/14/2010, 1:55am PDT NEW
    Tom Clancy's Majestic 12 by Jerry Whorebach 04/14/2010, 8:11am PDT NEW
        Re: Tom Clancy's Majestic 12 by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/14/2010, 10:46am PDT NEW
            What about Jagged Alliance 2? NT by Mischief Maker 04/14/2010, 11:01am PDT NEW
                Re: What about Jagged Alliance 2? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/14/2010, 11:12am PDT NEW
                    Wasn't the last X-Com game an FPS? Or was that one cancelled? NT by Entropy Stew 04/14/2010, 11:59am PDT NEW
                        You mean X:Com Enforcer? by Mischief Maker 04/14/2010, 12:35pm PDT NEW
                            Re: You mean X:Com Enforcer? by Mr. Kool 04/14/2010, 1:06pm PDT NEW
                        X-Com Alliance NT by McMoo 06/15/2010, 10:05pm PDT NEW
            Re: Tom Clancy's Majestic 12 by Jdano Cable 04/14/2010, 11:41am PDT NEW
                Did she set it on Easy? Because, you know, when you set it on easy... NT by IT'S FUCKING EASY. 04/14/2010, 12:41pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Did she set it on Easy? Because, you know, when you set it on easy... by Jdano Cable 04/14/2010, 1:19pm PDT NEW
            Re: Tom Clancy's Majestic 12 by Jerry Whorebach 04/14/2010, 3:24pm PDT NEW
                Finally my chance to be a mommy! NT by Sassy Q. Whorebach 04/14/2010, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                Re: Tom Clancy's Majestic 12 by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/14/2010, 11:14pm PDT NEW
    This is somehow my fault for buying Fallout 3 isn't it by jeep 04/14/2010, 5:19pm PDT NEW
        Hold on I'm remaking Trism as a FPS NT by jeep 04/14/2010, 5:19pm PDT NEW
            I sure enjoy puzzle pirates let's throw a BFG9000 in there NT by jeep 04/14/2010, 5:20pm PDT NEW
                You know what needs a good stealth level? Battle Chess NT by jeep 04/14/2010, 5:21pm PDT NEW
                    We're gonna find out what's going on under blue queen's dress.... quietly. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/14/2010, 10:24pm PDT NEW
                        She could be you! She could be me! She could even be - (shotgun blast) NT by Blue Spy 04/15/2010, 8:14am PDT NEW
    Jed Clampett: The Game by bombMexico 06/11/2010, 2:49am PDT NEW
        I know you grew up in Mexico or whatever, but the 1950s != Jed Clampett by Fussbett 06/11/2010, 4:16am PDT NEW
            STALEMATE by Jerry Whorebach 06/11/2010, 5:11am PDT NEW
                Ah, the shooting (X-Com 2011: studying) oil angle. NT by Fussbett 06/11/2010, 11:39am PDT NEW
        Re: Jed Clampett: The Game by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/11/2010, 11:59am PDT NEW
    Re: No X-COM forum? by Orange Mischief Maker 06/11/2010, 11:04am PDT NEW
        Shotguns AND cameras? by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/11/2010, 11:43pm PDT NEW
            Re: Shotguns AND cameras? by Orange Mischief Maker 06/12/2010, 9:09am PDT NEW
                Yeah, the problem isn't the year, it's the total FPS devotion. by Fussbett 06/12/2010, 2:27pm PDT NEW
                    IGN preview says it might not be terrible by Fussbett 06/12/2010, 2:43pm PDT NEW
    testing the move NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/11/2010, 1:42pm PDT NEW
        excellent work, sir NT by Fullofkittens 06/11/2010, 4:03pm PDT NEW
 
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