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UPDATE by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2011, 6:24am PDT
Building management has finally acknowledged the problem and stepped up to the plate, hanging a sign in the laundry room that reads - in 72-point bold type - "BEWARE OF LAUNDRY THIEF". I'm beginning to think that if this mystery is ever going to get solved, someone is going to have to run an Encyclopedia Brown on it. Preferably someone with an unlimited amount of free time and only the most basic understanding of how the real world operates. I think I know just the guy. 8(
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Crime comes to Dwarf Fortress! by Jerry Whorebach 12/31/2010, 7:09am PST NEW
    Make a shiv out of tuna cans. And, yes, peanuts are good. NT by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 12/31/2010, 8:41am PST NEW
        There are no peanuts in Circus Peanuts. At least, I don't THINK there are... NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/31/2010, 10:10am PST NEW
    What are you using as an indicator of guilt? by Lizard_King 12/31/2010, 9:28am PST NEW
        I admit, my evidence is circumstantial at best. by Jerry Whorebach 12/31/2010, 10:09am PST NEW
            That seems pretty solid by Lizard_King 12/31/2010, 3:30pm PST NEW
    Red lollipops and your bare hands, screaming by FoK 12/31/2010, 9:29am PST NEW
    Congratulations, Jerry by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/03/2011, 4:04am PST NEW
        I ruminate about a lot of things, you're gonna have to be more specific. by Jerry Whorebach 01/03/2011, 6:34am PST NEW
        Succinct, concise, excellent imitation of my overwrought sentence structure. A-. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/03/2011, 8:15am PST NEW
            Wait, that wasn't. Who is? What is going on? NT by A FRIEND 01/03/2011, 9:25am PST NEW
    UPDATE by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2011, 6:24am PDT NEW
        Re: UPDATE by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/20/2011, 9:55am PDT NEW
            As a social anxiety sufferer used to having his fears characterized as by irrational, bordering on delusional 07/20/2011, 9:28pm PDT NEW
                THE FAT SIGNAL! by Fussbett 07/21/2011, 12:25am PDT NEW
                    I thought that was a picture of Tycho NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/21/2011, 4:01pm PDT NEW
 
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