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Article idea: Beauty over Brains by Mischief Maker 07/13/2013, 9:26am PDT
In honor of the official recognition of the Fussbett Fable scale let's do an article outlining games that are below-average to shit in the gameplay department, but their beautiful art design nevertheless makes up for the gameplay shortcomings and compelled you to finish it anyway.

Note that this does NOT include games where the quality of the writing makes up for gameplay weaknesses, or we'll be posting an article telling gamers about this obscure title they may have missed out on called "Planescape: Torment"

Here's a short list off the top of my head. I'm sure more will come to mind later:

The Dark Spire (DS):

As mentioned in the article, a game out of japan with nothing anime about the artwork and nightmarish visuals straight out of suspiria wedded to an archaic combat system that belongs in the dustbin of history.

Solatorobo (DS):

Every single screen of this zelda sorta kinda game is beautiful and unique in some way. Hats off to the art team, they made a game to rival Ninja Gaiden in the looks department without Resident Evil-style cheating. Sadly the term "insultingly easy" is completely warranted in this game, emphasis on the insulting. Insulting as in you enter a room, there's a crate and a gigantic pulsing red button on the floor, but before you can even do anything an NPC tells you over the radio in a multiple-line conversation that you should try putting that crate on the button. Still more fun than Spirit Tracks, if for no other reason than the stylus and microphone are never touched in this game. Prettier, too.

Genesis Rising (PC):

Takes place in a distant future where humanity has pretty much become Ridley Scott's engineers and fly grotesque slimy organic spaceships with blinky lights that grow proboscises and suck the blood out of the carcasses of their defeated enemies after the end of a battle. Sadly this action controls like Freedom Force if all the levels took place in (very pretty) vacant lots.

Any other games to suggest?
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Article idea: Beauty over Brains by Mischief Maker 07/13/2013, 9:26am PDT NEW
    Ico, Shadow of The Colossus NT by Fullofkittens 07/13/2013, 9:40am PDT NEW
        Are we calling those games not fun to play? Or just very simple? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/13/2013, 4:51pm PDT NEW
            The reason they were fun was that they were fun to look at. by Fullofkittens 07/15/2013, 8:08pm PDT NEW
    PaRappa the Rapper NT by Vested Id 07/13/2013, 10:58am PDT NEW
    Okami, although I may have finished that out of spite NT by The Happiness Engine 07/13/2013, 11:28am PDT NEW
    How bad are we talking? Oh well, I'll throw some in. by WITTGENSTEIN 07/13/2013, 5:05pm PDT NEW
    Velvet Assassin, perhaps? by MM 07/15/2013, 7:25pm PDT NEW
    I never would have finished Bioshock if it wasn't the most amazing environment e by ver. Wouldn't have even finished t 07/15/2013, 8:57pm PDT NEW
        A lot of people didn't get the tactics by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/15/2013, 9:35pm PDT NEW
            I liked how the Tommy Gun would hork out slugs. Felt hefty. by Last 07/16/2013, 7:26am PDT NEW
            By "tactics" you mean "Swing wrench repeatedly" right NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/11/2013, 9:05pm PDT NEW
                Not even close. Not even close. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/11/2013, 10:10pm PDT NEW
        Even if you hated everything else about it, BioShock still wouldn't qualify... by Jerry Whorebach 07/21/2013, 9:25pm PDT NEW
            Just gonna thank Jerry for introducing me to that woman's music now. by fucking newbie 09/20/2013, 2:07pm PDT NEW
    Deadlight by fabio 07/15/2013, 9:33pm PDT NEW
    Saboteur possibly. by Last 07/16/2013, 7:33am PDT NEW
    Every Assassin's Creed game I've played. Reminds me of that Morrowind review. by fucking newbie 07/16/2013, 8:58am PDT NEW
    Hey MM, you're the one who talks about the fabio test, right? by fucking newbie 07/17/2013, 8:20pm PDT NEW
    Fez by Fez 07/17/2013, 9:17pm PDT NEW
    Disciples 2 NT by Mischief Maker 08/17/2013, 9:38am PDT NEW
        Disciples 3 on steam sale NT by worth it? 08/17/2013, 1:43pm PDT NEW
            Never played it. Heard nothing but bad things. by Mischief Maker 08/17/2013, 9:43pm PDT NEW
    Definitely Trine. NT by Mischief Maker 09/11/2013, 8:13pm PDT NEW
    Mortal Kombat was the poster child for this phenomenon. by Jerry Whorebach 09/14/2013, 4:12pm PDT NEW
 
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