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by Last 07/16/2013, 7:33am PDT |
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You play as Spiderman 2099 ambushing awesome Nazis to liberate Paris, there's fat swinging bare tittays everywhere, and when you kill enough Nazis in one neighborhood it causes the scenery to transform from a washed out grayscale version of Paris to vibrant Pixar Ratatouille version of Paris.
Yet, it was pretty boring. You were TOO powerful and it felt a game of 52-card-pickup where you stomp identical Nazi stooges without much effort, over and over and over and over again. I got about 20% of the way through it and haven't picked it back up. |
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Article idea: Beauty over Brains by Mischief Maker 07/13/2013, 9:26am PDT 
Ico, Shadow of The Colossus NT by Fullofkittens 07/13/2013, 9:40am PDT
Are we calling those games not fun to play? Or just very simple? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/13/2013, 4:51pm PDT
The reason they were fun was that they were fun to look at. by Fullofkittens 07/15/2013, 8:08pm PDT
PaRappa the Rapper NT by Vested Id 07/13/2013, 10:58am PDT
Okami, although I may have finished that out of spite NT by The Happiness Engine 07/13/2013, 11:28am PDT
How bad are we talking? Oh well, I'll throw some in. by WITTGENSTEIN 07/13/2013, 5:05pm PDT
Velvet Assassin, perhaps? by MM 07/15/2013, 7:25pm PDT
I never would have finished Bioshock if it wasn't the most amazing environment e by ver. Wouldn't have even finished t 07/15/2013, 8:57pm PDT
A lot of people didn't get the tactics by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/15/2013, 9:35pm PDT
I liked how the Tommy Gun would hork out slugs. Felt hefty. by Last 07/16/2013, 7:26am PDT
By "tactics" you mean "Swing wrench repeatedly" right NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/11/2013, 9:05pm PDT
Not even close. Not even close. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/11/2013, 10:10pm PDT
Even if you hated everything else about it, BioShock still wouldn't qualify... by Jerry Whorebach 07/21/2013, 9:25pm PDT
Just gonna thank Jerry for introducing me to that woman's music now. by fucking newbie 09/20/2013, 2:07pm PDT
Deadlight by fabio 07/15/2013, 9:33pm PDT
Saboteur possibly. by Last 07/16/2013, 7:33am PDT
Every Assassin's Creed game I've played. Reminds me of that Morrowind review. by fucking newbie 07/16/2013, 8:58am PDT
Hey MM, you're the one who talks about the fabio test, right? by fucking newbie 07/17/2013, 8:20pm PDT
Fez by Fez 07/17/2013, 9:17pm PDT
Disciples 2 NT by Mischief Maker 08/17/2013, 9:38am PDT
Disciples 3 on steam sale NT by worth it? 08/17/2013, 1:43pm PDT
Never played it. Heard nothing but bad things. by Mischief Maker 08/17/2013, 9:43pm PDT
Definitely Trine. NT by Mischief Maker 09/11/2013, 8:13pm PDT
Mortal Kombat was the poster child for this phenomenon. by Jerry Whorebach 09/14/2013, 4:12pm PDT
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