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The thing about programming languages is that they are mostly shit by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 10:17am PDT
TDARCOS rambling:

I really loved Perl when I started programming, as Java was a verbose pile, and C++ was equal parts inscrutable and error-prone. Especially C++ for windows, holy shit. C was and is nice, but wasn't appropriate for the web stuff I was doing, and it feels like moving atoms around with tweezers after using a higher level language. PHP was always a degenerate form of Perl, but you could run it on any hosting plan anywhere, and it was very quick to throw together an application with despite its shit nature.

Ruby became popular after that, then became mainstream due to Rails. I love Ruby, but it is so goddamn slow. SO SLOW. Python had always been simmering in the background as well (for me, boiling in the foreground for others). I have not programmed enough python to form an opinion, but I've read enough to know that it's not the font of beauty its proponents claim. Very readable, though, which is probably better.

I'd finally gotten to the point where dynamic languages irritate me when Go came around. Go is dumb and fast and can almost trivially utilize multiple threads. I like it, but wish it weren't quite so dumb (generics pls). That covers server-side, but with the browser there is only one choice: Javascript. You can compile other things to Javascript, though, and people have. Compiling to Javascript became so popular that it finally got a binary format, webasm, that is being worked on together by Google, Mozilla, and Microsoft. Soon enough you'll just be able to change your compiler target to webasm and have your shit run in a browser. So, Javascript may suck, but it has taken over, and you don't even have to exactly use it.

I also occasionally fiddle with Lisp because I am a pervert.

-/ES/-
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                p sure Jessica Jones didn't have to go through all that NT by Fullofkittens 01/18/2016, 6:15am PST NEW
    Prostitution. NT by Caltrops 01/17/2016, 10:24am PST NEW
    Serious replies, people by nope 01/21/2016, 7:38pm PST NEW
        No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert by The Happiness Engine 01/22/2016, 3:43pm PST NEW
            Too late I pulled the trigger! by nope 01/23/2016, 6:09pm PST NEW
                You made the right decision. NT by Kenny Mayne 01/23/2016, 10:53pm PST NEW
        I talked my way into a job as a software tester 7 years ago by Fullofkittens 01/22/2016, 4:15pm PST NEW
    Update: 7 weeks in by nope 03/17/2016, 10:37pm PDT NEW
        No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert, still. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/18/2016, 5:49pm PDT NEW
            Thank you! It's good to know what I should be worrying about! NT by nope 03/18/2016, 6:59pm PDT NEW
        You will know if you have the ability to program if you can teach yourself by Entropy Stew 03/19/2016, 2:01pm PDT NEW
            Those are good reasons to learn JavaScript by but what about the smell? 03/19/2016, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                The thing about programming languages is that they are mostly shit by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 10:17am PDT NEW
                    Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/21/2016, 12:38pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Java was and is fine. by dr. no 03/21/2016, 11:31pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 6:58am PDT NEW
                                Re: If someone has a better back end language I'd love to hear it by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:20am PDT NEW
                                    It appears I did not know what I did not know. You've given me much to consider. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 7:11pm PDT NEW
                    Thoughts on Sass? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:35pm PDT NEW
                        None. Not my wheelhouse. I was always more serverside NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:39am PDT NEW
            Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by nope 03/20/2016, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/20/2016, 2:55pm PDT NEW
                Buy a real textbook by Rafiki 03/20/2016, 5:29pm PDT NEW
                    I am told "JavaScript: The Good Parts" is the essential JS book. NT by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 11:38am PDT NEW
                        I thought that one was out of date by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 2:02pm PDT NEW
                            AFAIK the central topic is still relevant by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 3:48pm PDT NEW
                        Movie idea: Peter Faulk reads "JavaScript: the Good Parts" to Fred Savage NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2016, 7:22am PDT NEW
                            I'd watch it NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:22pm PDT NEW
    Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:36pm PDT NEW
        I'd be shocked if atom or VS Code were not better for js than Komodo by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:44am PDT NEW
            both terrible, use Sublime by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 9:10am PDT NEW
                Trump supporter offers advice on text editing tool by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 9:16am PDT NEW
                    B-b-but I thought it was cool to use the word faggots here????? NT by Shitty Posters Squad, INC 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT NEW
                        Is that a corporation or two people posting, one of whom is INC? by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT NEW
                    is it possible I know more than you about absolutely everything? by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 11:36pm PDT NEW
                        When you put it like that, I guess you got me. :( NT by Kenny Mayne 03/23/2016, 8:09am PDT NEW
                        Don't cramp Jso's style NT by Welcome to Omsk 03/23/2016, 8:48am PDT NEW
                You'd think a editor written in js would have first class support for editing js by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:24am PDT NEW
                Agreed, subLimeText is great. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 2:26pm PDT NEW
        WebStorm NT by Fullofkittens 03/22/2016, 4:18am PDT NEW
            JetBrains and MS are the two companies that can build an IDE by Entropy Stew 12/02/2016, 3:34am PST NEW
        web vengeance NT by sega soft 03/22/2016, 8:19am PDT NEW
        Re: Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/22/2016, 5:25pm PDT NEW
            gently masturbedit NT by needed another pass 03/22/2016, 6:26pm PDT NEW
        Here is a text editor called "lite" that I saw on The Hacker News. by Horus Truthteller 05/10/2020, 9:59am PDT NEW
            There's no way to open a folder/project or start a new file. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/10/2020, 10:08am PDT NEW
                Yeah, WTF is this? NT by Jack Bauer 05/10/2020, 1:07pm PDT NEW
    How did it go, nope? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/26/2016, 9:22pm PDT NEW
        I learned just enough by nope 11/22/2016, 9:26pm PST NEW
 
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