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by on behalf of the real SEXPRED 04/16/2017, 10:17am PDT |
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The thing about The Predator is, we only see him when he's on vacation. I'm sure most days he wears a tie and works a regular 9-5 job like everyone else on Predatoria. It's only in the summer, when the weather gets unusually hot, that he takes the space shuttle to space Fire Island - Earth - and for once lets his dreads down. He pulls on his mesh tank top, zips up his cloacaless chaps, and suddenly he's not "Glordon, from the bank" anymore, he's the S E X U A L P R E D A T O R, here to turn our buffest dudes inside out. That movie would be so empowering if it didn't end in suicide!
Hollywood tears shed when we found out he was the sexual tyrannosaurus all along. |
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Happy belated New Year, Jerry. How do you make your money these days? NT by NZ Ex-Punter 04/14/2017, 10:26pm PDT 
I have a patreon. by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2017, 6:58pm PDT 
We really need to replace welfare with mandatory reality TV shows. by blackwater 04/15/2017, 10:44pm PDT 
I knew it. Jerry is actually One Punch Man! NT by Mischief Maker 04/16/2017, 5:52am PDT 
Like it, but have to call gimmick infringement by on behalf of the real SEXPRED 04/16/2017, 10:17am PDT 
Picking up Paul's slack: an open letter to the Shoppers Optimum Program by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/19/2017, 5:49pm PST 
Is Childs Play on the list? NT by Jesus "fucking" Christ 11/19/2017, 10:59pm PST 
No, they don't have anything cool. They have Ca-R-Ma.org, which helps homeless by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/20/2017, 1:31am PST 
Those are good programs! by fabio 11/20/2017, 5:19am PST 
Can't we just shoot them? That would put an end to their caterwauling. NT by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/20/2017, 12:05pm PST 
http://www.buckstix.com/CoehornMortarHunt.htm NT by laudablepuss 11/20/2017, 12:49pm PST 
I was talking about the a cappellans! PS: this is Tam O'Shanter. NT by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/20/2017, 1:05pm PST 
How do groceries take 5 hours? Are you growing them yourself or sm? NT by Mysterio 02/20/2019, 6:58pm PST 
This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere LIKE A CHUMP. by Jerry Whorebach 02/21/2019, 1:17am PST 
Let's count the warning signs that he's gonna kill somebody by laudablepuss 02/22/2019, 7:20am PST 
Re: This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere by Mysteriobama 02/22/2019, 9:29pm PST 
Re: This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere by E. L. Koba 02/24/2019, 2:00pm PST 
You really captured the way I avoid eye or any other kind of contact with women. by Jerry Whorebach 02/24/2019, 6:32pm PST 
Re: You really captured the way I avoid eye or any other kind of contact by Mysteriobama 02/24/2019, 9:39pm PST 
You look like someone famous but I can't place it by Jack Bauer 02/26/2019, 9:53am PST 
Zac Efron? by Netflix 02/26/2019, 12:21pm PST 
It was Efron, not the other guy by Jack Bauer 02/27/2019, 5:15pm PST 
I'm sorry, I meant the guy could be like the other guy PLAYED by the other guy by Netflix 02/27/2019, 7:58pm PST 
Christian Slater NT by Mysterio 02/26/2019, 2:19pm PST 
LJL at the irony that J. W. is the hottest, smartest poster in the game by Mysterio 02/26/2019, 11:54pm PST 
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