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We get more parades than a Vietnam vet, and all we gotta do is be willing to by fuck a girl in a tuxedo. 06/27/2022, 11:13am PDT
Bro if you have a problem with that you are literally retarded. BRB I'mma go dance on a float.
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Intentionally provocative Hot Takes thread NT by Mischief Maker 03/21/2021, 9:22am PDT
    Re: Intentionally provocative Hot Takes thread by Mischief Maker 03/21/2021, 9:25am PDT
        I guess we'll find out if they ever make a movie that's just like Aliens NT by but without the themes. 03/21/2021, 9:43am PDT
        That's true... ish. by Blackwater 03/21/2021, 10:02pm PDT
            Re: That's true... ish. by E. L. Koba 03/22/2021, 5:22pm PDT
        I see your point, but consider this... by Olive Kalamata 03/23/2021, 7:09am PDT
    Steak is overrated. NT by Mysterio 03/21/2021, 11:17pm PDT
        people who get angry at others for ordering well done should be put to death NT by fuck off, foodies 03/22/2021, 10:45am PDT
            Burn in the same hellfire that wrought your carbon steak by Entropy Stew 04/19/2021, 10:39pm PDT
                Agreed. Well done steak guy somehow finding this place is weird. NT by Ichabod 04/20/2021, 7:42am PDT
                    And yet he's 100% right so NT by laudablepuss 04/20/2021, 8:50am PDT
                        It's like watching a woman get punched in the teeth by her boyfriend by Entropy Stew 04/20/2021, 12:00pm PDT
                            Peter Davison doesn't care how you eat him, he's just glad you're interested. by laudablepuss 04/20/2021, 2:10pm PDT
                of course the most disgreeable guy on Caltrops would be enraged by of course 04/20/2021, 4:40pm PDT
                    A room you're in doesn't count as occupied, bud NT by Entropy Stew 04/21/2021, 3:14am PDT
                What is your reaction to people eating jerky? NT by omgwtfbbq?!!! 05/20/2021, 4:37pm PDT
    Bill Hicks wasn't funny NT by Rafiki 03/22/2021, 6:33pm PDT
        I agree with this :( NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2021, 6:43pm PDT
        Patrice O'Neal was funnier than Pryor, Murphey, AND Carlin by James "Stephanie" Sterling 03/23/2021, 11:53am PDT
            Re: Patrice O'Neal was funnier than Pryor, Murphey, AND Carlin by laudablepuss 03/23/2021, 12:43pm PDT
        If Bill Hicks wasn't funny, what the fuck was Denis Leary? NT by Droz 03/28/2021, 12:23pm PDT
            mostly louder NT by laudablepuss 03/29/2021, 1:18pm PDT
    Windows Vista was a huge improvement over XP NT by laudablepuss 03/23/2021, 10:58am PDT
    Ducktales NES was only good comparative to other licensed games NT by LJN garbage 03/23/2021, 11:24am PDT
    Daydream Nation is overrated by Rafiki 03/27/2021, 11:51am PDT
    Zelda and Mario games are boring and trite. NT by Mysterio 03/29/2021, 2:04am PDT
        Even SMB? NT by Horus Truthteller 03/29/2021, 11:46am PDT
            Thought so. Shaddap about Mario. NT by Horus Truthteller 04/20/2021, 9:10pm PDT
        Adventure of Link was the best Zelda game. NT by Fuck BotW and its SS2 weapon breaks 04/20/2021, 10:26pm PDT
    Open World games are just mediocre action games with a commute between levels. NT by MM 04/19/2021, 3:19pm PDT
        All Metroidvanias would be better off as tightly designed linear levels by git gud Souls 04/21/2021, 1:05pm PDT
            True, the best Castlevanias are the linear ones. NT by MM 04/21/2021, 11:35pm PDT
                Caltrops triggers ES: the thread NT by Entropy Stew 04/22/2021, 12:21am PDT
                I agree by cant tell if you're sarcastic thoug 04/22/2021, 1:28pm PDT
        I think Breath of the Wild actually got this right by Rafiki 04/23/2021, 12:00am PDT
    The problem with 40k is all the non-imperals 'r boring Saturday cartoon villains NT by Mischief Limited Character Count 04/19/2021, 5:32pm PDT
    Boss fights are terrible and shouldn't be in most games NT by E. L. Koba 04/22/2021, 2:46pm PDT
        First no prayer in school, now no life lessons of any kind by Vested Id 04/22/2021, 4:31pm PDT
            Re: First no prayer in school, now no life lessons of any kind by E. L. Koba 04/23/2021, 3:00pm PDT
        What about bosses that become normal enemies in later levels? NT by MM 04/23/2021, 4:38pm PDT
            Acceptable! by E. L. Koba 04/25/2021, 1:38pm PDT
    Office chair reviews should let you filter by weight by Rafiki 04/25/2021, 1:34pm PDT
        Neither NT by Cheap ASS! 04/25/2021, 5:45pm PDT
    Opera sucks dick. by Droz 04/29/2021, 7:22pm PDT
        I don't like music from 200 years ago, just music from 100 years ago NT by Rock music is as dead as opera 04/30/2021, 6:34am PDT
            Yeah but it's better. It rocks harder. Just like me. NT by Droz 04/30/2021, 10:50am PDT
                Droz is right. Opera is stupid. NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/30/2021, 11:15am PDT
                    What about Rock Opera? NT by Mischief Maker 04/30/2021, 11:41am PDT
                        That's fine NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/30/2021, 1:06pm PDT
        The best classical stuff is from the early period. by blackwater 05/07/2021, 1:51am PDT
            Carmina Burana is 20th century and it fucking SLAPS! by Mischief Maker 05/07/2021, 6:54am PDT
                Mars is down there with Flight of the Valkyries in terms of songs I never want by Droz 05/07/2021, 5:20pm PDT
                    Think of your favourite science-fiction movie. by Droz 05/07/2021, 7:36pm PDT
                        Fuck it I would take PIL NT by Droz 05/07/2021, 7:52pm PDT
                        Worse! How are you going to convey the vast emptiness of space w/ Sex Pistols? by Mischief Maker 05/07/2021, 8:01pm PDT
                            Sex Pistols: apparently strangers to emptyness? by Droz 05/07/2021, 8:15pm PDT
        I've listened to more opera in the last two years than you have in you entire li by Droz 05/07/2021, 6:08pm PDT
            OK, now I'm curious. Why do you listen to all these operas you hate? by blackwater 05/08/2021, 12:43am PDT
                Re: OK, now I'm curious. Why do you listen to all these operas you hate? by laudablepuss 05/08/2021, 1:49am PDT
                You hit the nail on the head. by Droz 05/11/2021, 9:24pm PDT
    Not liking something is the 2nd most boring opinion you can have about it. by Fullofkittens 05/12/2021, 8:36am PDT
        Tomorrow I'm visiting the Opera Hall of Fame, it's in that cave from The Descent NT by Droz 05/12/2021, 8:49am PDT
        The most boring thing is not liking peoples' opinions of not liking things NT by soul of wit 05/12/2021, 11:14am PDT
            haha! got im! by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 2:30pm PDT
                This response is worse though :gnaws apple: NT by Otis Ferguson 05/12/2021, 2:33pm PDT
                    Dont try to out snark me. You wont win. NT by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 3:23pm PDT
                        Hmm "snark" :pats yawn: that one really takes me back NT by Otis Ferguson 05/12/2021, 3:29pm PDT
                            Stop it. NT by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 4:16pm PDT
                            *taps thread* you can fit so many snarks in this NT by Fullofkittens 05/13/2021, 6:16am PDT
                I don't like this reply NT by Are you on the edge of your seat ye 05/12/2021, 4:11pm PDT
        hmm, seems like the hot take thread couldn't take the hot of my take take NT by Fullofkittens 05/19/2021, 10:16am PDT
            Die Fledermaus sucks dick. by Droz 06/24/2021, 7:46pm PDT
                I think you might be right by Roop 06/24/2021, 7:58pm PDT
                why do you keep watching operas if you don't like them NT by not watching them is right there 06/25/2021, 7:00am PDT
                His name in that was by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/25/2021, 8:43pm PDT
    Simulator games where you pay for your own repairs and supplies were never fun. by Mischief Maker 06/01/2021, 9:52am PDT
    Me, MM, and ICJ are the only decent posters on this website. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 2:37pm PDT
        Just insanely untrue (ICJ excepted) by Otis Ferguson 06/08/2021, 3:11pm PDT
        90% of pinback caltrops content is whining about steam reviews and caltrops NT by respect Jerry and Rafiki, you SHIT 06/08/2021, 4:45pm PDT
            The former is untrue and the latter is impossible. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 7:00pm PDT
        Hey that reminds me by laudablepuss 06/08/2021, 8:42pm PDT
            You are upset by my intentionally provocative hot take. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 8:54pm PDT
                Sure by laudablepuss 06/08/2021, 9:41pm PDT
                    Re: Sure by Tim Sweeney 06/08/2021, 11:08pm PDT
                spicy thread but then you played the “it’s just a hot take” card by blackwater 06/24/2021, 9:24pm PDT
        But who does the best gaming streams? by Roop 06/08/2021, 8:54pm PDT
        Nah, my posts suck. NT by MM 06/08/2021, 10:02pm PDT
    The Lord of the Rings was an allegory for the failure of communism. by Droz 06/13/2021, 9:31pm PDT
        Re: The Lord of the Rings was an allegory for the failure of communism. by laudablepuss 06/14/2021, 7:23am PDT
        Ouch, terrible take by blackwater 06/28/2021, 1:50pm PDT
    LOST is a good show from beginning to end. by Fullofkittens 06/14/2021, 11:33am PDT
        Re: LOST is a good show from beginning to end. by ;= 06/14/2021, 11:49am PDT
    Anyone that uses the phrase "my students" by I Hate Epic 06/24/2021, 6:34am PDT
    Schitt's Creek wasn't a "gay show" until it got popular. NT by pinback 06/25/2021, 11:30am PDT
        I'm a gay show when I got big NT by Tim Sweeney 06/25/2021, 8:44pm PDT
    Card-mediated RPGs are superior to dice-mediated ones. Especially on computer. NT by Mischief Maker 06/28/2021, 12:02pm PDT
        examples? NT by laudablepuss 06/28/2021, 1:16pm PDT
            Slay the Spire, Tainted Grail, The Magister, Thea, hell even Steamworld Quest. NT by MM 01/12/2022, 10:54pm PST
        How is that possible? NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 06/29/2021, 8:23am PDT
    I think we should have another Iraq war, but this time we should win. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:44pm PST
        I won that wR by Cliff Jumper 01/13/2022, 10:27pm PST
    Bitcoins were a smart investment. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:51pm PST
        Now is a great time to buy the dip NT by Rafiki 06/18/2022, 1:14pm PDT
    Everyone needs to get COVID-19 sooner or later, might as well get it over with. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:51pm PST
        This is, unfortunately, the mainstream orthodox take now. NT by Fullofkittens 01/13/2022, 6:30am PST
            It didn't have to be this way by E. L. Koba 01/13/2022, 2:16pm PST
                Actually, it did have to be this way. by blackwater 01/15/2022, 8:49pm PST
        We should be spraying COVID out of firehoses onto the streets by fuck anti-vaxxers 01/14/2022, 4:47am PST
            Except vaccinated people can still get long covid. :( by Fullofkittens 01/14/2022, 6:04am PST
            Fun Fact: Joe Rogan's alt-medicine store Onnit sold for $100 million last May. by Mischief Maker 01/14/2022, 6:44am PST
                Re: Fun Fact: Joe Rogan's alt-medicine store Onnit sold for $100 million las by GoblAm 01/14/2022, 11:07am PST
                    Shareblue is apparently putting Joe Rogan on blast now, FYI. by blackwater 01/15/2022, 8:54pm PST
                        The problem with Rogan is he's liberal, never voted for a Republican president by Roop 01/16/2022, 11:18am PST
                            Ivermectin is a de-wormer. Covid-19 is not a worm. by MM 01/16/2022, 1:26pm PST
                                Who cares what he takes. The vaccines aren't stopping Omicron anyway. by GoblAm 01/16/2022, 2:47pm PST
                                    Re: Who cares what he takes. The vaccines aren't stopping Omicron anyway. by lololoololol 01/16/2022, 6:47pm PST
                                        Hi Jhoh NT by GoblAm 01/16/2022, 10:09pm PST
                                Do not take what your doctor prescribes by Roop 01/16/2022, 4:36pm PST
                                    Roop the dumb rube by lololoololol 01/16/2022, 6:48pm PST
                                I suppose next you'll be mocking urine NT by chugging piss to own the libs 01/16/2022, 6:41pm PST
                                    Nah, I'm skipping straight to them taking T-blockers as the new miracle cure! NT by Trans-ing myself to own the libs. 01/16/2022, 7:25pm PST
    Shadow of the Colossus on a struggling PS2 looked way cooler than the HD remakes NT by Mischief Maker 02/16/2022, 7:45pm PST
    "Bro" and "babe" are not gendered insults. by Super Mario 02/20/2022, 2:42pm PST
    The Holocaust probably did happen, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. NT by Final word on the subject. 03/19/2022, 7:11pm PDT
    The prejudice against gluten requires an entire generation who have never baked NT by their own bread. 03/20/2022, 1:51pm PDT
        based NT by blackwater 03/21/2022, 10:11pm PDT
    "You realize there's porn on the internet?" people are tedious faggots by truth 04/13/2022, 9:59am PDT
    All Unity games are starting to look and play the same. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/24/2022, 7:32am PDT
        Time for layoffs then by blackwater 06/29/2022, 8:40pm PDT
    fabio couldn't handle the heat here so he left. by THE FART MASTER 06/24/2022, 8:57pm PDT
        'Sup fahbs NT by Mysterio 06/25/2022, 6:04pm PDT
            Re: 'Sup fahbs by THE FART MASTER 06/25/2022, 6:45pm PDT
    The Midjourney and Dall-E shit is so masturbatory by Patrick Johnson 06/27/2022, 6:39am PDT
    Like it or not, you are bisexual. by Happy Pride Month 06/27/2022, 8:27am PDT
        Re: Like it or not, you are bisexual. by KC Louie 06/27/2022, 8:30am PDT
            There needs to be a word for people who are only into AFABs or AMABs. by Happy Pride Month 06/27/2022, 9:58am PDT
                No offense but that sounds like some fucking commie gobbledygook by KC Louie 06/27/2022, 10:10am PDT
                    We get more parades than a Vietnam vet, and all we gotta do is be willing to by fuck a girl in a tuxedo. 06/27/2022, 11:13am PDT
        Re: Like it or not, you are bisexual. by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/27/2022, 8:37am PDT
        I feel like we should have months for the other deadly sins by blackwater 06/27/2022, 3:42pm PDT
            More Peterson memes! by Mischief Maker 06/27/2022, 5:33pm PDT
    Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they evil by Roop 06/27/2022, 9:05pm PDT
        aw look how smug and happy he is. It's adorable! NT by laudablepuss 06/27/2022, 10:01pm PDT
            But I'm pro-choice by Roop 06/27/2022, 11:19pm PDT
        You realize that Medi-Cal exists and covers illegal immigrants? by blackwater 06/27/2022, 10:17pm PDT
            Keep breaking those ceilings blackwater! NT by Roop 06/27/2022, 11:20pm PDT
                You're not... being especially coherent here by blackwater 06/28/2022, 10:47pm PDT
                    This post made me think of tdarcos for some reason by apropos of nuthin i'm sure 06/29/2022, 12:32am PDT
                        Re: This post made me think of tdarcos for some reason by Mysteriobama 06/30/2022, 6:49pm PDT
                    I say free abortions for the illegal foreigners as well as the normal foreigners NT by Roop 06/29/2022, 5:21am PDT
        You can't fault this take for not being hot. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/30/2022, 9:02am PDT
            Someone starts a hot take thread, you cant be mad when the takes are hot NT by Yaris 06/30/2022, 9:47am PDT
        Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by Mysterio 07/02/2022, 7:43pm PDT
            Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by Roop 07/02/2022, 8:38pm PDT
                LOL. So it took less than a week for the greasy edgelord pushing 50 to break NT by character 07/03/2022, 4:03pm PDT
                    You changed my mind about the sanctity of life NT by Roop 07/04/2022, 12:19am PDT
            Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by lenin's linens 07/03/2022, 2:53am PDT
        There's a bunch of states working on making it illegal to cross state lines to NT by do this kind of thing-Fullofkittens 07/03/2022, 2:52pm PDT
    COVID-19 vaccines were developed using cell lines derived from aborted children NT by Clarence Thomas 06/30/2022, 8:56pm PDT
        Hot take NT by or fake quote??? 06/30/2022, 10:51pm PDT
    Webshits that say "shareholder value" only do so because they think people won't by argue with them 07/01/2022, 11:50am PDT
    Pink telling fascists to not listen to her music is so brave, so daring by Mysterio 07/04/2022, 10:56am PDT
 
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