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Re: Snood by Ray, of Light 01/24/2003, 12:42am PST
Gill Hicks wrote:

FABIO wrote:

Five minutes later he returns visibly shaken, saying that she invited him in (with her friends sleeping there) and offered him a blowjob.
YIKES!


Well? Did he come or what?


Can't you read? Her lips were rough!

I met this girl who looked good, except her fingernails were all chewed up, like a nail-biter's. Or coal miner's. We got back to my place and she's trying to touch me with those Molly-fingers but I'm like, "baby don't scratch the finish" so next thing, she's eyeing my gloves. "Cool gloves! Let me try them on!" What the fuck? Doesn't she realize her own imperfection? I finally got the message out, while she's petting my roommate's cat who's about to start howling. From pain. Inflicted by jagged fingernails.

Caveat Playor.

Ray!
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The Anti-Cantsin takes up the Snood banner. by Fussbett 01/18/2003, 12:50pm PST NEW
    Re: The Anti-Cantsin takes up the Snood banner. by laudablepuss 01/18/2003, 9:09pm PST NEW
        Re: The Anti-Cantsin takes up the Snood banner. by Fussbett 01/23/2003, 2:28pm PST NEW
            Re: The Anti-Cantsin takes up the Snood banner. by laudablepuss 01/23/2003, 4:35pm PST NEW
                He is insane. by Gutsby 07/14/2011, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                    Haha, look at me go! NT by Gutsby 07/14/2011, 6:22pm PDT NEW
                        I didn't even know we had threads from 2003 still O_O NT by laudablepuss 07/14/2011, 7:00pm PDT NEW
                            Comments on this necro-thread by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/14/2011, 11:41pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Comments on this necro-thread by laudablepuss 07/15/2011, 10:00am PDT NEW
    Snood by FABIO 01/23/2003, 4:54am PST NEW
        Re: Snood by Fussbett 01/23/2003, 1:24pm PST NEW
            Re: Snood by FABIO 01/24/2003, 5:45am PST NEW
        Re: Snood by Gill Hicks 01/23/2003, 2:59pm PST NEW
            Re: Snood by Ray, of Light 01/24/2003, 12:42am PST NEW
                Re: Snood by CrackerBarrel 01/24/2003, 1:12am PST NEW
                    Re: Snood by FABIO 01/24/2003, 5:40am PST NEW
                        Re: Snood by CrackerBarrel 01/24/2003, 11:59am PST NEW
                            CrackerBarrel fucked the shit out of that girl. by Quentin Beck 07/14/2011, 4:24pm PDT NEW
        Replace Snood w/ Angry Birds & Bust a Move w/ Crush the Castle or like 1000 othe NT by E. L. Koba 07/14/2011, 9:44pm PDT NEW
 
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