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What are you, Latina ROOFLESOMMINJOKE by Bill Dungsroman 02/28/2003, 5:14pm PST
I need clarification wrote:

How many of you fags are Ren Faire fags?

Na-noo Na-noo.


I AM!! Sort of. I was a total fucking nerdpresident of this Honor Society in college. As is usual for a campus organization, we spent most of our time earning dough to buy shit for our stupid club and send us to some meaningless research symposium to present our retarded research (or rather, the retarded research of some professor, delegated to a grad student, for which we did all the scut work). How to make money? Bake sales? Sure, but those were only good for a couple hundred at best, when we could score the prime booth in the middle of the student union. Otherwise, we had to brainstorm.

I thought to myself, Now, what could we do that plays to our strengths? Well, we didn't have many strengths. How about mine, personally? Again, lacking...but I'm really good at making fun of people. And there it was: slap together a ramshackle "booth" at the RenFaire (of particle board, pallets, and rope) and charge people 2 bucks to throw rotten tomatoes at an insulting "court jester" (me in a fucking ridiculous get-up: forest green drawstring pants, a peasant shirt made by this lady who did costumes for some local Vegas show - my dad knew her - along with a PURPLE hooded cape and booties. KWEER). What's the prize? There was no prize, beyond the satisfying chance to bean me (IN THE NUTS, usually) with a rotten (I SAID ROTTEN YOU STUPID BITCHES, I don't care if you don't like picking up the yucky squishy rotten ones, STOP GIVING THEM THE ONES THAT ARE STILL RIPE) tomato or 2. We made over 1000 bucks in one day with that gimmick. And I got covered with bruises and a sore scrotum in the bargain. BUT I GOT A DATE WITH A WITCH, her name was Wyllow (ha ha, her real name was Marcella. She was Hispanic, to bring this post full circle to its title), and I was just proud of myself that I got a date with a cute Goth while covered in rotten tomato juice. Woopee me.

BDR

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