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Re: Last I heard of everyone... by Senor Barborito 03/19/2003, 5:03pm PST
Cyrris wrote:

I think our relationship is what happens when you put two angry INTJ's (are you still an INTJ?) with different philosophies within shouting distance of each other and give them something to debate. Once the emotions have time to rationalize, some interesting shit comes up. As opposed to Zseni, who serves no purpose other than to feed my superiority complex. Oddly enough, for starting out as a sidekick, I've actually become considerably more dominant (and probably angrier) over the years. From the kid who never spoke in class to the guy who went before 50 people and explained to the CFO of a company why he should focus on IT infrastructure and e-commerce rather than "brick and mortar" (this morning's presentation).


Nah, nah - you've done quite well for yourself I won't deny.

Anyways Barbie; here is a list of what I've heard about from whom over the years:

Chris: deferred Harvard Law School to get an MS in Economics in England. Considering this guy spent the summer of his sophomore year in college co-authoring an economics paper that was later published, and was attending classes at Yale during his summers in HS, AND was adept at rhetoric (thus enabling him to navigate/use organizational politics), Oxford really wouldn't surprise me (though its still a long shot).


Holy shit. The last I heard of him he was passed out drunk in some hellhole in NYC more often than not with some of the other guys. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? You remember my ex Katie, right? Free ride Yale for her post-grad work.

Phil: Programmer in Long Island


Odd, considering how well he did in college (you know he and I were in a lot of the same classes throughout college, right?) I had higher hopes for him. Still, IT being what it is . . .

Peter D: bumped into him late last year. Somewhere in HS, he bacame totally introverted and silent as a mouse. Apparently still in the area untill he gets a job (may have one by now)


That's too bad. He was a really smart kid.

Kim: had another kid, this one with Peter K. (class ahead of ours). Lives in her parent's house after her parents bought another house in Florida. Used to go to aerobics with my mom. Did you know that she and I went to the same therapist in HS?


Jesus Christ what a waste. For those of you chiming in - this girl made that girl in the picture with me look hideous. Absolutely unbelievably hot. I assume pregnancy has ruined this.

Peter K: not sure about the status of his relationship with Kim, though he is involved in the kid's upbringing. Currently a MS Chemistry student at UAlbany. We have lunch occasionally.


That's really cool to hear.

Zack: last known position was a junkie living on a friend's couch in LA. Dead by now for all I know, he's apparently driven away all of his old crew with his constant requests for money.


Ah shit. You know, of that whole male incrowd he was the only one I liked.

Tim: Still in the area, no job yet.

Branden: working for his father's landscaping company. Knocked-up some teenager (she's either 16 or 17. I'm guessing 17 because no Stat Rape charges were filed).

Mary Ann: engaged apparently, no idea who though (and frankly don't care)

Brad C: (also in class ahead of us) also apparently engaged


Zzzzzz

Aaron: last I heard was prolly the same you heard; recovering alcoholic construction worker in Florida


The words 'kicked out of rehab for possession of weed' fit in there somewhere, but I think that was part of the prelude to his current state . . .

Mr. C (you remember the tall 7th grade science teacher): married a divorced woman with 4 children. Now separated because he apparently was showing the kids pornography on his computer.


What?! BWAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, I certainly remember him - he shopped frequently at the CompUSA I was working at post-dropout. I had no idea his wife was such a stuck-up cunt.

Mr. W (the former headmaster): after his arrest for soliciting, he and his family vanished from the face of the earth. Supposedly replaced with a closet butch lesbian


I most certainly do remember. Karma has never felt so very, very good. Big sigh of relief and a cruel smile . . . ahhhhhh.

Other Mr. C (short, bad-tempered science guy): still teaching 6th grade last I heard. Was he gay? I have never heard of him being with another woman.


Bad tempered? Fuck, more like outrageously funny. He would have fit in well here. He tried to date a few chicks from what little I heard, but mostly kept his personal life very, very far from the school. Wasn't anything gay about it. He's living in Montana now (remember he talked about having family up there a few times?).

Thats all I can think of off the top of my head, let me know if there is anyone else you're interested in learning about, I could probably tap some social network somewhere.

-Cyrris


Nah, that covers the gamut. With this Barborito Nostalgia Week is officially over. I've just been homesick for a few days . . .
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                    Suck it Chump -NT- by Cyrris 03/17/2003, 8:10pm PST NEW
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            Burning flags = Palestinian "Freedom Fries" (NT) by French Fondler 03/17/2003, 7:45pm PST NEW
    A good picture by Diotallevi 03/18/2003, 8:18pm PST NEW
        Re: A good picture by Jhoh Creexul 03/18/2003, 8:41pm PST NEW
            Had she set herself on fire, I would respect her cause a little more by Cyrris 03/18/2003, 9:46pm PST NEW
                Jesus you're an idiot by Senor Barborito 03/18/2003, 10:10pm PST NEW
                    nah, just full of hate by Cyrris 03/18/2003, 11:39pm PST NEW
                        Re: nah, just full of hate by Senor Barborito 03/19/2003, 12:03am PST NEW
                            Barborito's Bitch Slap: the two of you take your sissyfight out of here. by Zseni 03/19/2003, 1:48am PST NEW
                                You're doing that assumption thing again, dearie by Senor Barborito 03/19/2003, 2:16am PST NEW
                                    Best SB week yet. At least on Caltrops. by I need clarification 03/19/2003, 2:52am PST NEW
                                    Last I heard of everyone... by Cyrris 03/19/2003, 4:25pm PST NEW
                                        I always knew Mr. C. was a jerk! by Fussbett 03/19/2003, 4:49pm PST NEW
                                        Re: Last I heard of everyone... by Senor Barborito 03/19/2003, 5:03pm PST NEW
                                            Jesus fuck by Dio needs something too 03/19/2003, 7:08pm PST NEW
                                                No -NT- NT by Senor Barborito 03/19/2003, 7:10pm PST NEW
        Whoa by I need clarification 03/18/2003, 10:15pm PST NEW
        She looks like a spell effect. (nt) NT by conflictNo 03/18/2003, 11:21pm PST NEW
        Better pictures (includes her corpse if you're squeamish) by Senor Barborito 03/19/2003, 12:20am PST NEW
            Re: Better pictures (includes her corpse if you're squeamish) by Diotallevi 03/19/2003, 7:27pm PST NEW
                Re: Better pictures (includes her corpse if you're squeamish) by arbit 03/19/2003, 7:38pm PST NEW
                Re: Better pictures (includes her corpse if you're squeamish) by Senor Barborito 03/19/2003, 8:12pm PST NEW
        Nice to see you here, Dio by junior allen 03/19/2003, 3:42pm PST NEW
            No it isn't by Diotallevi 03/19/2003, 7:15pm PST NEW
    Might want to read her emails by Zebco Fuckface 03/19/2003, 2:48pm PST NEW
        Trust me, of the two Olympia protestors, Rachel was the smarter . . . by Senor Barborito 03/19/2003, 5:38pm PST NEW
 
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