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Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Bill Dungsroman 07/25/2003, 6:04pm PDT
Lizard_King wrote:

Are you saying it is the death of the bodyguards that is upsetting you? I am not sure what you are getting at.


Fucking obviously.

You're trying to tell me that the only "real-world" solution to international problems are US-run hit squads. I'm trying to tell you that not only is that a shitty idea, since that makes whoever is with us (at any point in time) with us, but whoever's agin us is, well, On The List, (until 10 years from now maybe, when a whole new batch of folks are On The List, and some aren't, and some who are now dead thanks to The List could have been taken off, and the fallout from scouring the world of Evil (read: people we don't like) has destroyed our international relations with a substantial (and progressively growing) subpopulation of the world. But hell, they're all on The List, so fuck 'em. For now, at least, maybe later, unless we kill them first), but also it's impossible. Civilian casualties and property are always collateral damage. We can't/won't/don't do that, surgically excise the Bad Ones, anyway, so we get wars. I'm proving you wrong, on a basic common sense level, and you're telling me "Yes, wars, yes, that's what I mean." How the fuck does my rebuttal to your original point prove your point? I'm getting at, you're an idiot.

Lizard_King wrote:

No, I'm not. You're just missing the point of all those large scale wars. The most effective way to end them was for one side to kill or neutralize key individuals on the other side.


Using what, a fucking satellite laser beam? Captain America? Do you get my point? YOUR REAL-WORLD SOLUTION CANNOT OR WILL NOT HAPPEN IN THE REAL WORLD, THUS IT IS BY DEFINITION NOT A "REAL WORLD" SOLUTION. And don't tell me I'm missing the point of every large scale war. If you're telling me "kill the other guys" was the point of every war, then the only point you got is on top of your fucking head.

Lizard_King wrote:

Plenty of civilians died? Of course, given strategy and technology of whatever war, but that becomes parenthetical in the current discussion over Iraq given the relatively minor civilian casualties.


You're the one who went all History Channel on me, Bunky. Don't back out because you don't like the way the breeze is drifting.

Lizard_King wrote:

Killing (relatively) few Iraqis now proportionately saves a lot of lives due to the absence of the regime, so I don't know how much of an objective standard humaneness is.


Can I borrow your crystal ball for the weekend?

Lizard_King wrote:

Now you're just being ridiculous. There are plenty of situations where death is a humane solution in and of itself (euthanasia, etc).


Have you ever said something, and the person you're talking to goes real silent and looks at you like you're a complete idiot? I'm doing that right now, to my monitor. Do you want to talk about Iraq, or not? Could you ring a little bell or something that lets me know when broad generalizations are allowed?

Lizard_King wrote:

A lot of dead Iraqis? Jesus H. Christ, look at the last 20 years of the regime's killings; even if you don't count the Iran-Iraq war and the last decade of famine as a result of a combination of Saddam's actions leading to sanctions and what food did enter being used exclusively for military purposes. The entire death toll of this war doesn't even match the Shiite dead after their Bay Of Pigs-like uprising after Gulf War 1. There is absolutely no reason to think the pattern would have changed at all, especially when you factor in the increasing pressure that Saddam was likely to feel had the war not happened.


What does that have to do with celebrating death? You know, my original argument?

Lizard_King wrote:

What I said was "What I see is a subset of Middle Easterners who are simply problems; you start by killing off the worst of them, and the others will either fall into line or get their turn."


Your statement needs clarification: "What I (a middle-class twentysomething WASP-bred American) see is a subset of Middle Easterners who are simply problems (to someone, so I'm told); you (form American hit squads and) start (alienating the US from the world at large) by killing off the worst of them (according to our mercurial agenda and opinion), and the others (and there will be others, are you listening, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, China, and the almost certain et cetera?) will either fall into line (because killing extremists and bombing their countries, thereby killing the nonextremists unluckily living near them, always works!) or get their turn (to retaliate)."

Lizard_King wrote:

In Iraq, only a cretin would infer that I meant the entire Arab race in the area.


I'm not currently in Iraq, am I still a cretin? Regardless, who gives a fuck what you (as in you, but more importantly, you-as-our-government) "meant." What you did was compose a list of "Arabs" (shh, nobody say nothing) and start whacking them. Who/what decides who makes the list? Who doesn't? Is there an algorithm? And, here's the punchline, are they less likely to end up on that list if they deal in vital commerce with us? Are you getting the drift here, Chauncey? Are you feeling the moral loggerheads created by one country (or a concerted group of countries) figuring out themselves who the Bad Guys are, especially when your one-again, off-again friend History has proven that the US has put into power, funded, worked with, and supported those who would become latter-day Bad Guys because well, we just went and did it for our own reasons? How about if China started up a list, and we came in at #1 with a bullet? Oh, there's a sound international policy for you. DEAR COUNTRY: WE HATE U AND U WILL SOON DIE signed THE OTHER COUNTRY.

Lizard_King wrote:

In Iraq, that pretty obviously means the remaining Baathists and their fedayeen etc allies, who must be killed, captured, or brought into line depending on what is most efficient.


Nuking the whole place would be efficient as hell. Shut up.

Lizard_King wrote:

Genocide:The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group.

You brandish it like a campus activist does the OIIIIIIIL argument,


The oil argument is invalid because you added some I's? You're telling me the middle east (Iraq specifically) hasn't gotten to do the things it's done because a lot of dinosaurs died there millions of years ago? So, Germany and France opposed the war because the French still don't like us and Germany is still bitter over WW2? Shut the fuck up, you brandish your ignorance like a fatty does his Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger.

Lizard_King wrote:

but I'll play along. I am therefore advocating genocide, of the specific political group seeking to bring back by violent means the previous regime or at the very least prevent the creation of a stable polity in the postwar period.


Okay, I'll need names. Get my point? I doubt it.

Lizard_King wrote:

Am I supposed to be blown away by your willingness to demean important words?


Huh? Nor more than I am by your inability to understand or use them properly, SAT-breath.

Lizard_King wrote:

I am sure a million Armenians in Turkey circa WWI, or 8 million Jews in Germany WWII, or Shiites in Saddam's regime would be more than pleased to explain to you what actual genocide is all about.


Queerbag, I'm pointing out to you that your Mission Statement for difficult foreign policy reads exactly like a genocidal manifesto. "Kill whoever we don't like, and right now, it's these people." Am I referring to your statement, or Nazi Germany? Or C) All of the above?

Lizard_King wrote:

No doubt you think the prior regime to be the "humane" solution for Iraq.


Who cares, it has nothing to do with this argument.

Lizard_King wrote:

No doubt you expect the 101st Airborne to risk further casualties beyond those incurred in the first attempt to capture U and Q rather than simply take them out.


Ibid.

Lizard_King wrote:

You likely find it preferable that the guerrilla movement against the American occupation continue unimpeded, so you can shake your head knowledgeably and talk in hushed tones about this Vietnam-like quagmire.


AND THUSLY I AM FLAYED OPEN FOR ALL TO SEE! Also, I no doubt and likely consider you a babbling idiot who says whatever the fuck is on his mind at whomever the fuck he's talking to, in a desperate effort to sound right. In summary:

Who the fuck ever: "w00t! People are dead!"

BDR/chimp, others: "Yeah, great. Dead people. Oo-rah."

LK: "OH SO YOU'RE IMPLYING THE WAR WASN'T NECESSARY AND RIGHT?"

BDR: "Nigger what? Naw dude, feeling triumphant and vindicated over it is just gay."

LK: "IF I HAD MY HIT LISTS AND DEATH SQUADS GOING I'D SHOW YOU GAY, HIPPIE!

Lizard_King wrote:

But some of us would just as soon see the whole thing over and done with, successfully, as soon as possible.


And some of us lament the fact that it had to happen at all, because it sucks.

BDR

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                    Not even close by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 4:50am PDT NEW
                        Just being an ass by E. L. Koba 07/23/2003, 6:34pm PDT NEW
                            Sorry, kneejerk liberalism (read: "Jesus they're not ANIMALS" reaction), my bad. NT by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                I CAN CONTROL YOUR MIND!!!!!! by laudablepuss 07/24/2003, 1:13pm PDT NEW
    Possible kill/capture of Saddam's sons. Score pending. NT by SBDMT 07/22/2003, 12:02pm PDT NEW
        CONFIRMED! W00t! NT by SBDMT 07/22/2003, 3:52pm PDT NEW
            It was the 101st though, not Delta. NT by E. L. Koba 07/22/2003, 5:41pm PDT NEW
                Re: It was the 101st though, not Delta. by Bob Violence 07/22/2003, 5:56pm PDT NEW
                    MILITARY TASK FORCE, starring Chuck Norris by Fussbett 07/22/2003, 6:02pm PDT NEW
                        Re: MILITARY TASK FORCE, starring Chuck Norris by E. L. Koba 07/22/2003, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                            Re: MILITARY TASK FORCE, starring Chuck Norris by laudablepuss 07/22/2003, 6:43pm PDT NEW
                            Task Force 20 good enough for you? by SBDMT 07/22/2003, 6:47pm PDT NEW
                                I heard they were too close to a TOW missile explosion and got dead. NT by laudablepuss 07/23/2003, 3:00am PDT NEW
                                    Man all the TOW missles in the hangar must be totally smashed tonight. NT by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 4:30am PDT NEW
                                        Exploding with joy, even. NT by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 4:30am PDT NEW
            Re: CONFIRMED! W00t! by chimp 07/23/2003, 12:47am PDT NEW
                Hur? by Chairman Mao 07/23/2003, 12:54am PDT NEW
                    Re: Hur? by chimp 07/23/2003, 1:15am PDT NEW
                        Time, CA. 1988 on the end of the Iran-Iraq war. by Chairman Mao 07/23/2003, 1:54am PDT NEW
                            stupid but valid reference by Moab 07/23/2003, 2:25am PDT NEW
                Never underestimate nationalism and propaganda by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 1:04am PDT NEW
                    Never underestimate the power of moral relativism to make threads crap by Preachy Postmodernist Bullshitter 07/23/2003, 1:28am PDT NEW
                    God help me by Entropy Stew 07/23/2003, 6:44am PDT NEW
                        You fool! You've doomed us all! by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 8:51am PDT NEW
                            One minor edit by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 10:26am PDT NEW
                            Re: You fool! You've doomed us all! by GRENDEL 07/23/2003, 11:04am PDT NEW
                                On what basis would you assign value? NT by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 11:08am PDT NEW
                                    RATIONALLY, I CAN'T. by GRENDEL 07/23/2003, 11:26am PDT NEW
                                        Bravo! by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 11:42am PDT NEW
                            Re: You fool! You've doomed us all! by foogla 07/23/2003, 3:36pm PDT NEW
                            You adorable nut, you! You're horribly wrong, as usual. by laudablepuss 07/23/2003, 5:26pm PDT NEW
                                You REALLY need to read just a little philosophy. by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 7:51pm PDT NEW
                                    Of course I've read Descartes, freakshow. by laudablepuss 07/23/2003, 8:07pm PDT NEW
                                        No, that isn't the question by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 8:12pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: No, that isn't the question by laudablepuss 07/24/2003, 1:54am PDT NEW
                                I like how you think. Don't understand your patience, but whatever. NT by Lizard_King 07/23/2003, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                            It's 'addenda,' you translating green blob. NT by Rene Descartes 07/23/2003, 6:36pm PDT NEW
                                Oh no, don't burn me at stake, Jesuit ass-sniffer! by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 7:53pm PDT NEW
                I see it as the loss of two potential Friendsters. NT by conflictNo 07/23/2003, 1:09am PDT NEW
                No shit. They always give the LOSERS of wars with America a bad rap. NT by Adolf "Godwin" Hitler 07/23/2003, 1:24am PDT NEW
                    wait, what does that mean? NT by Your fellow faggot 07/23/2003, 1:28am PDT NEW
                        Perhaps, and I'm going out on a limb here... by Lizard_King 07/23/2003, 2:22am PDT NEW
                            The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 4:29am PDT NEW
                                Also hilarious: my spelling of affliction in the above post. NT by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 9:43am PDT NEW
                                Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Lizard_King 07/23/2003, 1:10pm PDT NEW
                                    Are you serious? NT by foogla 07/23/2003, 3:43pm PDT NEW
                                        Unclear, perhaps. But serious, you bet. NT by Lizard_King 07/23/2003, 8:22pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Bill Dungsroman 07/23/2003, 11:56pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 10:25am PDT NEW
                                            Ignore fucked up quote post above, see post below. NT by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 10:27am PDT NEW
                                        Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 10:27am PDT NEW
                                            Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Bill Dungsroman 07/24/2003, 12:10pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by foogla 07/24/2003, 12:33pm PDT NEW
                                                    [NO SARCASM]Good point, foogla[/NO SARCASM] NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/24/2003, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by laudablepuss 07/24/2003, 5:29pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by E. L. Koba 07/24/2003, 5:36pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by creativepig 07/24/2003, 6:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by E. L. Koba 07/24/2003, 7:26pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 9:52pm PDT NEW
                                                Last I checked Iraqi civilian casualties from bombing was 5,000+, FYI NT by Senor Barborito 07/24/2003, 2:49pm PDT NEW
                                                    That's the Iraqi figure, IIRC. NT by Chairman Mao 07/24/2003, 3:24pm PDT NEW
                                                    Says who? Also, compare to avg. of Shiites paved into roads after GW1. by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 9:25pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 9:45pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Bill Dungsroman 07/25/2003, 6:04pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: The only truly crazy person mentioned thus far IS Noam Chomsky by Lizard_King 07/27/2003, 10:56pm PDT NEW
                                        Pop! by I need clarification 07/24/2003, 1:59pm PDT NEW
                                            ES agrees with INC; world ends; film at 11 NT by Entropy Stew 07/24/2003, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                                                Everyone except Lizard_King agrees with INC on this one. NT by Chairman Mao 07/24/2003, 2:27pm PDT NEW
                                                    I don't agree either. by laudablepuss 07/24/2003, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I don't agree either. by E. L. Koba 07/24/2003, 5:39pm PDT NEW
                                                            Works for me. NT by laudablepuss 07/24/2003, 5:40pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: I don't agree either. by Steve Sailer 07/24/2003, 8:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                Everyone is always biting my shit man NT by E. L. Koba 07/25/2003, 1:15am PDT NEW
                                                        Well, that's what I meant. by Chairman Mao 07/24/2003, 5:42pm PDT NEW
                                                            Strangely I agree with both of you, also, note for laudable by Senor Barborito 07/24/2003, 6:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: Strangely I agree with both of you, also, note for laudable by laudablepuss 07/24/2003, 6:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Dunno, can you wait three days or so? That's my best ETA. NT by Senor Barborito 07/24/2003, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Is this your manifesto? Are you holed up in a shack somewhere? NT by laudablepuss 07/24/2003, 7:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Let's just say there's a machete involved. NT by Senor Barborito 07/24/2003, 8:11pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Well, that's what I meant. by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 10:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: Well, that's what I meant. by laudablepuss 07/25/2003, 12:18am PDT NEW
                                                        Of course you don't. by I need clarification 07/24/2003, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Of course you don't. by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                                                                You're on auto-pilot. Again. by I need clarification 07/24/2003, 10:38pm PDT NEW
                                                                    My mistake. by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 11:14pm PDT NEW
                                                            Yeah. Still disagree. by laudablepuss 07/25/2003, 12:11am PDT NEW
                                                                You burned me. :( by I need clarification 07/25/2003, 12:46am PDT NEW
                                                                    My God you're retarded. by laudablepuss 07/25/2003, 12:50pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: My God you're retarded. by I need clarification 07/25/2003, 1:48pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I don't agree either. by The Happiness Engine 07/26/2003, 3:50am PDT NEW
                                                    What do you expect of the majority on a purple internet forum? NT by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 10:19pm PDT NEW
                                            NO NO RECALL DAVIS -nt by Arbit 07/24/2003, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Pop! by Lizard_King 07/24/2003, 10:08pm PDT NEW
                                                Holy shit, it's the human pretzel. I bet it can suck it's own dick, too! by I need clarification 07/24/2003, 11:37pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Holy shit, it's the human pretzel. I bet it can suck it's own dick, too! by Lizard_King 07/27/2003, 10:03pm PDT NEW
                                            Fucking shit. I sincerely wish I'd been wrong. by I need clarification 07/27/2003, 3:41am PDT NEW
                                                It's shit that would have happened anyway. by Lizard_King 07/27/2003, 10:06pm PDT NEW
                                                    Thanks, Neo. I and everyone else stuck in the Matrix appreciate you very much. by I need clarification 07/27/2003, 10:29pm PDT NEW
                                                        What? by Lizard_King 07/28/2003, 10:28am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Fucking shit. I sincerely wish I'd been wrong. by laudablepuss 07/28/2003, 11:01am PDT NEW
                Re: CONFIRMED! W00t! by E. L. Koba 07/23/2003, 1:47am PDT NEW
                Re: CONFIRMED! W00t! by Moab 07/23/2003, 1:56am PDT NEW
                    Does it really? by Lizard_King 07/23/2003, 2:26am PDT NEW
                    Dead people! Take a picture, maw! by Bill Dungsroman 07/23/2003, 10:49am PDT NEW
                        Re: Dead people! Take a picture, maw! by Fullofkittens 07/23/2003, 11:49am PDT NEW
                            Any news on that footnote? I'm still waiting... by I need clarification 07/23/2003, 2:08pm PDT NEW
                                Oh yeah! Sorry. by Fullofkittens 07/23/2003, 2:54pm PDT NEW
                        Just getting into character. NT by Moab 07/23/2003, 12:36pm PDT NEW
                            You deserve better then an NT post. by Moab 07/23/2003, 1:14pm PDT NEW
                                Re: You deserve better then an NT post. by Bill Dungsroman 07/23/2003, 11:24pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Dead people! Take a picture, maw! by Lizard_King 07/23/2003, 1:14pm PDT NEW
                            To the extent that this applies to me, I'll answer for me by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 1:52pm PDT NEW
                                Remember this the next time the clock reads 9:11. by conflictNo 07/23/2003, 2:47pm PDT NEW
                                    Good point by Senor Barborito 07/23/2003, 8:58pm PDT NEW
                                Re: To the extent that this applies to me, I'll answer for me by Lizard_King 07/23/2003, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Dead people! Take a picture, maw! by Bill Dungsroman 07/23/2003, 11:50pm PDT NEW
                        Can we be honest? by SBDMT 07/23/2003, 3:10pm PDT NEW
                            Fuck you by FABIO 07/23/2003, 4:25pm PDT NEW
                                I agree. Remember poor Dan and Dave! *sob* NT by laudablepuss 07/23/2003, 5:28pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Fuck you - What? Torture? Also, I'm confused. NT by McMoo the anti-drug cow 07/24/2003, 11:42am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Fuck you - What? Torture? Also, I'm confused. by FABIO 07/24/2003, 9:39pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Fuck you - What? Torture? Also, I'm confused. by Bill Dungsroman 07/25/2003, 6:12pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Fuck you - What? Torture? Also, I'm confused. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/25/2003, 6:28pm PDT NEW
                        The man had his own personal torture chamber by Entropy Stew 07/25/2003, 7:45pm PDT NEW
                            The people sheltering them are possibly $30 million richer. by SBDMT 07/25/2003, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                                They'll probably have to spend it all on bodyguards once their identidy gets out NT by FABIO 07/28/2003, 9:58am PDT NEW
                                    His identity did get it. He's their cousin or something.... by Lizard_King 07/28/2003, 10:30am PDT NEW
                Let's pretend for a moment that you're serious... by SBDMT 07/23/2003, 2:28am PDT NEW
 
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