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by foolio 05/27/2005, 8:27pm PDT |
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I'm not good at making long stories long, so I'll summarize by saying that I will gift her Machiavelli's The Prince for her birthday, and she will pretend to be surprised by the gift. But she won't be surprised, because she's a scheming devil with horns and years of experience and a large filing system that stores everything I've ever said in a fireproof vault in her brain. Rule #1 with her is to never say anything, ever, because she'll accidentally mix up a few words when relaying all this to my boss, simultaneously portraying me as uncooperative and also assigning all her work to me without relinquishing control of any of her projects, i.e. marginally humiliating me and establishing herself in a supervisory role. Rules #2, #3, etc. will be revealed AS I DISCOVER THEM THE HARD WAY, ALSO. |
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Boss story #1 by Fussbett 05/27/2005, 2:09am PDT 
I'll just write my plan on this file folder by Ray of Light 05/27/2005, 11:58am PDT 
Bad Memories by Motherhead 05/27/2005, 4:53pm PDT 
Co-worker #1 by foolio 05/27/2005, 8:27pm PDT 
I miss Fatbabies by jeep 05/30/2005, 12:21pm PDT 
Epilogue by Fussbett 06/13/2005, 1:55am PDT 
Re: Epilogue by Fullofkittens <--- faggot 06/13/2005, 6:09am PDT 
Re: Epilogue by laudablepuss 06/13/2005, 3:22pm PDT 
Best Malta casualty by I need clarification 06/13/2005, 6:27pm PDT 
Re: Best Malta casualty by Ray of Light 06/14/2005, 10:03am PDT 
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