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It seemed the punk rocker had eschewed the Joe Yance Dance Cave-like techno thumping of the clubs and had instead gone to an arcade. There, he encountered a boxing game in which the player actually boxes, and had promptly broken his emaciated punk-rock wrist (obviously not enough time spent practicing his Joe Strummer power chords). In the hospital, he was especially distraught because the daily maintenence of the mohawk demanded two working hands, and now it would have to lie flaccid across his head, like so much hair-penis.