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Re: No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jone by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/03/2008, 4:57pm PDT
No, you're the most agreeable person here, so your girlfriend must suck, unless she was beautiful and could do better (you're just average looking).


She was a 10, but I have a quick enough wit to get 10s - not boasting, this is true of most of the men and also the woman here. 7s squeezing 10s, that's what Caltrops is all about. Yeah, she was beautiful and lovely and although looks eventually fade, she was a good conversationalist. I loved her with all my heart and would have spent forever with her. I gave it all I could and when I meet my maker, well, that's one thing he won't be giving me shit about as I'm judged, at least. I wish her the best, but I did all my staring-silently-at-the-(brown)-walls-for-hours in July and August. Things have a habit of working out for me, I'm gonna be fine.


It's a bad thing that's happened to you and you probably don't feel like you deserve it because you think you're a good guy.


With all the ways I have been blessed, I can't even get into what I may or may not deserve - I deserve far, far less than the wonderful miracles I have been given. 600 people in the world will read a funny line like, "Maybe Alex Jones will run next time," and I get to be one of them. I'm very lucky.


Don't be a fool and fuck her sister; the bad thing you must do is fuck a prostitute, but more than that: you should give up your shit and finish your text game in Turkey. It'll only cost you ~$15k/year once you get a flat. Nothing! Start with the intention of finishing your game. Get yourself sidetracked with all the awesome things to do. Get down on yourself (or the world) for your lack of focus and drive and then give it all up and fuck a prostitute.


I have nothing against Turkish women, and in fact I have seen photos of some that are quite beautiful. They are also doing amazing things with French-Arabs these days that results in a stunning combination, when female. I am cocky enough to think that in a given foreign country, I would be able to have a meaningful encounter without necessarily handing over cash, but honestly, I am naive enough in international transactions that there is a good chance that I wouldn't know who I was paying for what. The room? Some absinthe? The girl? Who knows, here's a pile of money, let's get creamy.

I am in fact going to travel to Europe - I have always wanted to visit Ireland, England and Scotland, and that's my plan for early next year. I find their accents very attractive. Also, even though they speak the same language, they did grow up in a foreign nation, which makes them alien to me. Therefore it will be like fucking the aliens from "They Live." (I'm simply hoping that my maker hasn't seen that.)


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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I will explain what happened in just a bit NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 10:12am PDT NEW
    ATLAS SHRUGGEHLAGHLAHGLAHGLAHG NT by Entropy Stew 10/02/2008, 11:07am PDT NEW
    Re: I will explain what happened in just a bit by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 12:05pm PDT NEW
        CRAI SAM MOOAHR!!! NT by Blu Heavy 10/02/2008, 12:08pm PDT NEW
        That's okay. I was gonna rewrite it anyway. It wasn't bitter enough NT by Mischief Maker 10/02/2008, 12:23pm PDT NEW
        Give me back my money! NT by Mysterious Wealthy Caltrops Benefac 10/02/2008, 12:54pm PDT NEW
        Just blame it on your girlfriend/wife NT by Mischief Maker 10/02/2008, 12:58pm PDT NEW
            everybody knows he hasn't got neither one NT by Pinback 10/02/2008, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                FACT: Any guy that owns a house has a wife or girlfriend living with him. by Last 10/02/2008, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                    Re: FACT: Any guy that owns a house has a wife or girlfriend living with him. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 3:56pm PDT NEW
                        Well now I look like a prick. Did you see that link in NFL25K I made for you? NT by Last 10/02/2008, 4:11pm PDT NEW
                            Nice dick move, dick NT by Entropy Stew 10/02/2008, 4:40pm PDT NEW
                            She left because I owned too many football jerseys, so by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                                I find this surprising. by mark 10/02/2008, 6:56pm PDT NEW
                                    Possibly. Probably. ... ... ok, yeah NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                        We love you, too, fag! NT by Mischief Maker 10/02/2008, 8:13pm PDT NEW
                        McMoo also has a house with no woman in it. Sorry guys. NT by :( 10/02/2008, 5:08pm PDT NEW
                            Also a house with no cry. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/02/2008, 6:09pm PDT NEW
                            Does it count as an exception if there WAS a woman and she left? by Ray of Light 10/02/2008, 8:30pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Does it count as an exception if there WAS a woman and she left? by Choson 10/02/2008, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                                    Wrong again! You should "stick" to familiar topics, like who is not fucking you NT by Ray of Light 10/02/2008, 9:18pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Does it count as an exception if there WAS a woman and she left? Yes. NT by Last 10/03/2008, 7:55am PDT NEW
                        Well this took a turn for the depressing :( NT by Mischief Maker 10/02/2008, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                        No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jonesy! by Quétinbec 10/03/2008, 3:32am PDT NEW
                            QB, the prostitute lobbyist, is deep in the pockets of Big Cunt. NT by Last 10/03/2008, 7:58am PDT NEW
                            Why would he go to turkey when he has a great job, an awsome car and a NT by babe laying home arcade party spot 10/03/2008, 11:42am PDT NEW
                            Holy shit by Fussbett 10/03/2008, 1:02pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Holy shit by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/03/2008, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Holy shit by I need clarification 10/03/2008, 6:05pm PDT NEW
                                        I think I am only going to properly sign my good posts from here on out. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/03/2008, 6:09pm PDT NEW
                                    2010?!?! It's practically 2009 already and I just quit my job! NT by Fussbett 10/04/2008, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                            I've pretty much stopped making good posts because of you, QB NT by I need clarification 10/03/2008, 1:43pm PDT NEW
                                No, you are fully accountable for your shit! by Quétinbec 10/03/2008, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                                    Okay you win here's an awesome post for you NT by I need clarification 10/03/2008, 7:32pm PDT NEW
                                That sounds like a fair trade. NT by laudablepuss 10/03/2008, 8:40pm PDT NEW
                                    Do you ever shut the fuck up? Isn't NASA doing something you don't like? NT by I need clarification 10/04/2008, 12:37pm PDT NEW
                                        Nope! :) NT by laudablepuss 10/04/2008, 3:12pm PDT NEW
                            Re: No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jone by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/03/2008, 4:57pm PDT NEW
                                Re: No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jone by Hair Trigger Gay Basher 10/03/2008, 5:18pm PDT NEW
                                Re: No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jone by Quétinbec 10/03/2008, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: No, this works out well for us as many posts have been shit lately. But Jone by laudablepuss 10/03/2008, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                                        Do not be scared to get a girl pregnant, laudablepuss. by Quétinbec 10/04/2008, 5:05pm PDT NEW
                                    Warning! Danger, ICJ! by Mischief Maker 10/03/2008, 9:13pm PDT NEW
                                        Gee, is that what's happening? NT by Clueless Guy 10/03/2008, 10:10pm PDT NEW
                                        I'm disappointed you can only find a homosexual motive, MM... by Quétinbec 10/04/2008, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                                            You fool! You're not supposed to get HIM pregnant! NT by Mischief Maker 10/04/2008, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                                    Hee hee u not going Turkey, turkey! Come back, I put leather on ur ball by Malay Mango 10/04/2008, 10:43pm PDT NEW
                I didn't post that WTF i hate this place nothing works here the medications don' NT by The real pinback 10/02/2008, 4:02pm PDT NEW
                    wah wah get out of the kitchen NT by pussy 10/03/2008, 12:21pm PDT NEW
                        I've been here for seven years. NT by The real pinback 10/03/2008, 12:22pm PDT NEW
    Did something happen :( by Bunyip 10/02/2008, 6:43pm PDT NEW
        I'm gonna post for the rest of the day in scare quotes so we won't forget you NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2008, 7:15pm PDT NEW
 
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