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by Oh no my principles etc. 12/16/2017, 1:04pm PST |
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Oh no my principles etc. wrote:
I'm trolling you in your time of white people problems
Living in the middle of downtown of one of the biggest cities in America = white people.
White people: the only people with no pride in their race. Or too much pride in their race, it's always one or the other. Aren't you afraid all this rushing back and forth is going to capsize the iceberg that your pale, twitchy people floated in on?
while simultaneously satirizing the kind of posts you hate.
"I was only pretending to be retarded."
I suppose it's easier to get irrationally mad at me than the Decepticon that is currently eating your driveway's lunch.
The fact you took a break from dancing like a angry gorilla puppet to admit "repositioning team" was funny makes the score 2-0 in favor of me,
The fact that you're oblivious to the fact that you need to be gently coached on how to post on a forum that uses software you despise isn't exactly running the score up in your favor.
At least I don't need to be coached on how to move a car that anybody with $5 can move, and anybody with $5 and a brain already has.
with an additional point to me every minute that car sits in your driveway / on top of your driveway / whatever you were trying to communicate about a fence.
Forum software, basic shapes on a 2D plane, it's good to have a wide variety of things that completely befuddle you when dispensing valuable advice. Do a quick search if you can figure it out on crayons and Witness puzzles and bump those, too, your people need you.
OH HO my people, I can just see you clinging to a viking's beard on the edge of that iceberg now.
Next time just draw a diagram and then pay the $5 and move it yourself. ^___^
Haha, even after getting humiliated for being a terrible poster that thinks he is Caltrops's collective boyfriend, you still can't resist the shut-in's siren's keen of trying to solve problems.
Do tow trucks have sirens? I know they have flashing lights. Maybe you can tell me if you ever grow the balls to stand your ground and call one. |
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car2go is a scourge by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/16/2017, 9:08am PST
"Repositioning team" sounds like sarcasm. Just pay the $5 and move it yourself. NT by Oh no my principles etc. 12/16/2017, 9:37am PST
Whew! Thanks for the advice, anonymous guy. Thank God you're here. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/16/2017, 9:59am PST
Mom, dad, things are going well out here in Los Angeles by Fullofkittens 12/16/2017, 10:30am PST
Ha! I'd also like to take back most of my previous message. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/16/2017, 10:35am PST
Now apologize for the forum software. by Oh no my principles etc. 12/16/2017, 12:31pm PST
Re: Now apologize for the forum software. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/16/2017, 12:39pm PST
All this and I haven't even revealed which car sharing company I am the CEO of. by Oh no my principles etc. 12/16/2017, 1:04pm PST
All this and I haven't even revealed which car sharing company I am the CEO of. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/16/2017, 1:51pm PST
Admit it, for a while there it felt like the old days. We're bringing it back! NT by We're bringing Caltrops back. 12/16/2017, 2:06pm PST
MCGA! Lock her up! NT by MCGA! Lock her up! 12/20/2017, 2:19pm PST
MCGA might as well stand for "How Many Colors Was That Again" because it's what NT by we were all thinking. 12/20/2017, 2:32pm PST
Man, Jonesy doesn't let them loose often but he's got some pretty good ones NT by in his arsenal 12/17/2017, 8:09am PST
I thought you said he was going to respond like a baby? NT by Mysterio Lollerson 12/16/2017, 12:41pm PST
Nah, fuck this guy by that guy 12/19/2017, 6:56am PST
I'm glad we got this thread in before the deadline for Post of the Year. by Oh no my principles etc. 12/19/2017, 10:22am PST
Just stop posting. Problem solved. NT by Oh no my etc "thought leader" 12/19/2017, 11:56am PST
I'm going to share with you some index cards from my Caltrops character binder. by Oh no my principles etc. 12/19/2017, 12:09pm PST
Bring back Bradley Svedka NT by Saltlord 12/19/2017, 8:03pm PST
Oh man, why didn't I listen to you last week? Here's a good post to make up for by Oh no my principles etc. 12/28/2017, 10:24pm PST
Stick to the zingers, this shit you posted here put me to sleep. NT by Mehphistopheles 12/29/2017, 4:52am PST
I enjoyed it, but I also enjoy your posts. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/29/2017, 11:45am PST
I should've used my real Caltrops name instead of my fake Caltrops name. by Oh no my principles etc. 12/29/2017, 1:36pm PST
I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I had missed the theme here with my NT by previous comment. -Mehphistopheles 12/29/2017, 6:53pm PST
Update: apparently he's back in treatment? by Oh no my principles etc. 01/08/2019, 5:42pm PST
Why is ur family so fucked up NT by Mysterio 01/08/2019, 6:38pm PST
You mean my pretend filipino family, or my real family? by Oh no my principles etc. 01/08/2019, 10:04pm PST
I kinda made that all about me. I can't help it, it's how I perceive the world. by Oh no my principles etc. 01/09/2019, 2:24am PST
I don't know why I didn't include this detail, it's too good. by Oh no my principles etc. 01/09/2019, 3:04am PST
Yo shits dark NT by Mysterio 01/09/2019, 2:19pm PST
That was supposed to be a funny story. by Oh no my principles etc. 01/11/2019, 4:33am PST
It was. NT by Ulrachi 01/11/2019, 2:13pm PST
No mo(re) "Yo" NT by Style Monitor 01/11/2019, 2:20pm PST
Break window, pour gasoline, toss match. NT by The Happiness Engine 12/16/2017, 5:16pm PST
Their UI is as stupid as their arbitrary design decisions. Great kraut company. by Saltlord 12/17/2017, 7:50am PST
This is all great and I support it completely. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2017, 11:27am PST
car2go network down for maintenance for ~6 hours in DC. Server shat the bed? by Saltlord 12/19/2017, 12:20am PST
car2gofuckyourself NT by The Happiness Engine 12/19/2017, 8:52am PST
You could always leave a bad review on the APP store, that'd teach em a lesson. NT by Mehphistopheles 12/17/2017, 11:24pm PST
one problem by one solution 05/31/2019, 2:33pm PDT
Fucking hero by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/31/2019, 6:25pm PDT
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