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by laudablepuss 01/30/2003, 6:02pm PST |
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Bill Dungsroman wrote:
5. The only nugget I can wash out of your pathetic slag pile of a post is that you would like to write. So, why not become an English major for awhile, if not forever? It ain't any harder than what you're doing now, and it can't be any less interesting to you. You can go about a billion different ways if you start out as an English major.
I'm under the impression that taking English as your major is a great way to learn how to be an idiot who knows nothing about anything, least of all English. The stupidest college students I've ever met were all English majors. Call me a snob if you must, but these folks a) couldn't spell (nobody can, but c'mon, they're supposed to be studying English!), b) couldn't form a coherant paragraph, much less an essay, c) were capable of spewing forth the most amazing quantities of nonsense, and d) didn't know what deus ex machina is. Also, they were the folks who proclaimed that they never watched TV, or never read "white male literature" (was Shakespeare a member of the KKK? What about James Joyce?), and generally acted like assholes.
Not to say that other majors weren't full of stupid folks, too. Just that the purity of TEH STUPID in English majors was much higher. Creative writing, majors, on the other hand, aren't quite as bad. Although, despite the fact that you have to actually submit something you've written to the prof in order to get accepted, some people who's work I read apparently had never read a book or even a magazine in their lives. I'm not kidding. One guy in particular (my friend was a creative writing major and I got to read the work his class produced) was almost completely illiterate. I get angry just thinking about it. Other guys in that class who are probably writing stuff for the Atlantic or something by now. |
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Why I hate the future. by mrs. johnson 01/29/2003, 10:00pm PST
You sound just like me, it's so cute by Senor Barborito 01/29/2003, 10:15pm PST
Re: You sound just like me, it's so cute by Senor Barborito 01/29/2003, 10:16pm PST
Re: You sound just like me, it's so cute by mrs. johnson 01/29/2003, 10:54pm PST
Re: You sound just like me, it's so cute by creativepig 01/29/2003, 11:38pm PST
Your answer lies... by Entropy Stew 01/29/2003, 11:04pm PST
Oh god, that isn't helping. I'm getting nervous. n/T NT by mrs. johnson 01/29/2003, 11:15pm PST
Did you finish it yet? -nt- NT by Entropy Stew 01/29/2003, 11:19pm PST
Yes. This guy codes HTML. What will I do in 3 years? n/T NT by mrs. johnson 01/29/2003, 11:33pm PST
I think the key is to not get a job at Apple -nt- by Entropy Stew 01/29/2003, 11:45pm PST
I get it. Someone out there wants revenge. n/T NT by mrs. johnson 01/30/2003, 1:00am PST
Re: Your answer lies... by laudablepuss 01/30/2003, 1:40pm PST
Re: Why I hate the future. by Bill Dungsroman 01/30/2003, 5:30pm PST
Ham-handed (but true) generalization: English majors are fruits. by laudablepuss 01/30/2003, 6:02pm PST
Re: Why I hate the future. by mrs. johnson 01/30/2003, 6:12pm PST
You give good advice, however by Senor Barborito 01/30/2003, 8:51pm PST
Collector's Post: 1st appearance of SB's Doomsday device? (nt) by Luis Ortega-Lopez 01/30/2003, 10:14pm PST
Selling 1st ed BB (85,000cal or 4 Bare Walls) | NR=NS | -nt- NT by Entropy Stew 01/30/2003, 10:47pm PST
Can I work that into my mutual fund portfolio? by Fussbett 01/31/2003, 2:47pm PST
The US government is doing this by Senor Barborito 01/31/2003, 4:05pm PST
Re: Why I hate the future. by up with pod people 01/30/2003, 9:39pm PST
How triangles saved me and other sub-thoughts by mark 01/30/2003, 9:24pm PST
Re: How triangles saved me and other sub-thoughts by veronica 01/31/2003, 1:23am PST
Re: How triangles saved me and other sub-thoughts by mrs. johnson 01/31/2003, 2:50am PST
I hope it worked out for you, mrs. johnson. by Dr. Foughtrough 01/09/2023, 1:46pm PST
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